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Reviews by 'Fresno'
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with a total of
997
reviews published to date.
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Oklahoma! (1955)
Singin' In The Grain.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(48)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Sleeping With Anemone.
May 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(45)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Kubrick's 'Eyes Wide Open'.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(44)
Deep Throat (1972)
Bone App�tit.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
Mulan (1998)
Ori-Yentl.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Being There (1979)
Florist Gump.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Joy Luck Club, The (1993)
Chinese daughter torture.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Pair o' dykes- lost.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Dirty Rattan Scoundrels.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam (1995)
Heidi Ho.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Three Men And A Little Lady (1990)
Jerk, jerk, jerk, squirt.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
The Ace of Spayeds.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Her man: monster.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Sundae, bloody sundae.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(27)
Nude Cigar Smoking (1997)
Tits and Ash.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Son Of Lassie (1945)
Heir of the dog.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Tonya & Nancy: The Inside Story (1994)
The Shinning.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Animal Farm (1954)
Sects with animals.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Bad Santa (2003)
'South Pole' controls Santa.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Dueling Band-hos.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Dorian Gray's Playboy calendar.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Illegal Anglos flood Mexico.
May 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Naked Detective, The (1996)
No shirt Sherlock.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Damn Yankees! (1958)
Who's On Faust?
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Triumph Of The Will (1935)
The Reich's Tough.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Zoolander (2001)
Posing as comedy.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(24)
City Slickers (1991)
Curley up and dies.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Hogan's tired 'LA' nod.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Drumline (2002)
Drum And Drummer.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Hookers In A Haunted House (1999)
Amityville Whores.
Jun 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Misery (1990)
Dirty bird masters Bates.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Silverback To The Future.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hannibal wins FBI face-off.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks experiences crash diet.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Coma (1978)
ICU dead people.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Dial M For Murder (1954)
Stairs, key & Hitch.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
First Wives Club, The (1996)
Battleaxes battle exes.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Four score, and heaven.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Phenomenal prophet. Phenomenal profit!
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)
Mount, Hugh G., erection.
May 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Hollywood Comes To Shropshire (1996)
Salopian viewpoint needs perspective.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Lettuce prey.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(21)
Beethoven (1992)
The Hound Of Music.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Fly, The (1986)
Geena Davis' insectuous relationship.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Love Bakery (2000)
Hearts and flours.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus Bleedin' Christ!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy 500, Nazis zero.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Terminal, The (2004)
Traveler learns US Customs.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Car, The (1977)
Coupe D'evil.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Electrical power corrupts absolutely.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Groundhog Day (1993)
50,000 First Dates.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Tundra development.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Minis skirt dangerous curves.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Cock. Asian.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Submarine X-1 (1968)
Caan descending,
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Twister (1996)
Torna-dopes.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Volcano (1997)
Mountain comes to Mulholland.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Burning Bed, The (1984)
Farrah commits matress-cide.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Hoosier daddy, pretty girl.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Save Ferrous.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Scents and Instability.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Waterworld (1995)
High Seas Drifter.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Calendar Girls (2003)
Models' days are numbered.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Call Me: The Rise And Fall Of Heidi Fleiss (2004)
Heidi high. Heidi low.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
FeardotCom (2002)
Gateway� to Hell.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Me And Him (1988)
Talking Head.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Story Of Alexander Graham Bell, The (1939)
Patent saved by Bell.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Wel-cum To Mousse Spurt.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Baise-Moi (2000)
Natural Porn Killers.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Hellboy (2004)
Sherman, Mer-man battle Germans.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Littlest Cowboy, The (2003)
Gnome on the range.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Scents. Incense. Incenses senses.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Brokedown Palace (1999)
Youth in Asia, drugs.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Like Water For Chocolate (1992)
Tita 'n' passion, cooking.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Love Don't Cost A Thing (2003)
Can't Bling Me Luv.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(14)
Monster (2003)
Prostitute spurns repeat business.
May 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Ski Party (1965)
Stars Ski & Hitch.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Soylent Green (1973)
Ingredient label: [your name].
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Split Horn: The Life Of A Hmong Shaman In America (2001)
Strangers Hmong Us.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Girls permanently grounded, deep.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
American Pie (1999)
Big tart gets humped.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Blue Crush (2002)
Boobs in tubes.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Court Jester, The (1955)
Princess goes for juggler.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)
Ott's performance blows.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Look, Ma! New hands!
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Roberts 'racks' up Oscar.
Feb 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
The fruited plains.
Apr 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Dairy Queens.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Ice cream, dead people.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Monster (2003)
Whore charges ultimate price.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Spacesuits refitted for Depends�.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Specialist, The (1994)
Sly, 'the family,' Stone.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Tuntematon Sotilas (1955)
Boundary mark + Laine = classic.
May 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Camelot (1967)
Could've lanced all knights.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
Oh, the hu-matinee!
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Open wharfare.
Aug 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Quo Vadis? (1951)
End of a Nero.
Aug 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Tennessee's classic Blanche-noir.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Duvall barely says 'boo!'.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Twister (1996)
Tornadoes of Beef.
Dec 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(12)
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