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Reviews by 'Fresno'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
997
reviews published to date.
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Nightscope captures Paris, wildlife.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Nemo's squid pro quo.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Manhood's Dunne for lent.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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40,000 Years Of Dreaming (1997)
Aussie cinema serenades Miller.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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A Day Without A Mexican (2004)
Brown disappears from pallet.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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A Hole In One (2004)
Desperately Seeking Transorbital Lobotomy.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Fairlane has shtick shit.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Aerial Submarine, The (1910)
Silent Sub-duction.
Apr 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Her Majesty's Schoolkid Circus.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alamo, The (2004)
Disney's Texas Waterloo.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Alaska (1996)
Kids, bear outsmart Heston.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Stiller needs Polly, Prilosec�.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Among Giants (1998)
Postlethwaite electrifies Griffiths.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Anarchism In America (1982)
Anti-States of America.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ted Baxter Ferrelly impersonated.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Angels In The Outfield (1994)
Spirited play in Anaheim.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Arkansas Judge (1941)
Roy Rogers: Arky lawyer.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Twin affinity, and Beyonc�.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Avatar (2009)
Cripple finds blue space.
Oct 7, 2011
Scored 6/5
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Baby's Day Out (1994)
Infant vs. three stooges.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Rocket tank painted black.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Batman defeats collagened nerd.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Bear, The (1988)
Fuzzy wuzzy outsmarts hunters.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Because Of Winn-Dixie (2005)
Supermarket stray produces syrup.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Being, The (1983)
Landau, Buzzi? Toxic waste!
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Punjabi bends rules, kicks.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Meet the Barkers.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Better Tomorrow II, A (1987)
Rice insulted, father outraged.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Keanu's Radical History Tour.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bite The Bullet (1975)
Great Race, western-style.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Blob, The (1958)
Nasty blancmange becomes sherbet.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Block Party (2005)
Brooklyn parties with Re-Fugees.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blood & Donuts (1995)
Devil's food, plasma glazed.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Blue Angel, The (1930)
Professor's Dietrich addiction kills.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Border River (1954)
Yvonne's Carmelita digs gold.
May 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Brigham Young - Frontiersman (1940)
Mormons need more women.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Burning Bed, The (1984)
Fawcett turns on LeMat.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Jos� attacks! Bogey cracks.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Quazy Queeg quacks up.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Calamari Union (1985)
Eira finishes Franks.
Jun 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Cat dander 'Myers' Baldwin.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo forges prison bars.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Centipede! (2004)
Spelunkers on centipede's menu.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Chernobyl Heart (2003)
Heart-stopping fission accident.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Chernobyl Heart (2003)
Reactor fails, families react.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Chiklo Gouyeung (1992)
Pretty 'Kitty' cavorts, kills.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Chiklo Gouyeung (1992)
Kung pao penis undercooked.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Chinatown (1974)
Nicholson dodges watery grave.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Cinderella Liberty (1973)
Sailor Caan's Marsha's 'john.'
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cinderella Story, A (2004)
Hackers crack Cinderella's email.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
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City Slickers (1991)
'Deliverance' as comedy.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court, A (1949)
Walla-Walla, Saskatoon = magic words.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Convoy (1978)
Semi-intelligent CB song.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Convoy (1978)
Trucking citizens band together.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Crazy House (1943)
Olsen's, Johnson's sketchy madness.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Crazy House (1943)
1940's 'Laugh-In'.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Martial artists gain altitude.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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D.E.B.S. (2004)
Sorority spawns sapphic spies.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Dakota (1945)
Duke Wards off Bond.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Dal� (1991)
USA says 'Hello Dal�'.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dance, Girl, Dance (1940)
Ball bubbles, O'Hara bumps.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Dark Asylum (2001)
Psychiatrist/ supermodel goes Rambo.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Celery 'stalks' Janette Scott.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Deadly Mantis, The (1957)
Prayerful insect Peter Gunn'ed.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Dick (1999)
D�tente explained: hash brownies.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dinosaur And The Missing Link, The (1915)
Brontosaur makes monkey meat.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Doctor And The Devils, The (1985)
Bond, Pryce bottoming out.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Stiller, Vaughn flingin' it.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Dogville (2003)
America caricatured in Euro-vision.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Doors, The (1991)
Quinlan's Kennealy: Marryin' Morrison.
Jan 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Down By Law (1986)
Waits Barkin at Benigni.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Driving School (1990)
Malaysians can't drive.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Drunk Driving (1939)
DUI sees dead people.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Drunk Driving (1939)
Refrigerator salesman's passengers iced.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Bird-brains return unwanted goods.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dus (2005)
Canadian location, Indian bomb.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Dus (2005)
Indian 'Matrix' tracks terrorist.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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East L.A. (1995)
Epic Mexican siesta.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Eight Men Out (1988)
Cicotte's revenge kills careers.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Enough (2002)
J-Lo exercises 'animal right'.
Jan 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Escape To Victory (1981)
Stallone kicks Nazis' balls.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Faith Rewarded: The Historic Season Of The 2004 Boston Red Sox (2004)
Schilling crowned. BoSox pound.
May 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Falling Down (1993)
Douglas tries walking LA.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Fashion Victim: The Killing Of Gianni Versace (2001)
Gay Avenger- the documentary.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Father Of The Bride Part II (1995)
Aunt, nephew share birthdate.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fear Strikes Out (1957)
Perkins's Fenway freakout.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Fear Strikes Out (1957)
Breakdown bakes town's beans.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Fight In The Fields, The (1997)
Hoers' voice finally heard.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Fight In The Fields, The (1997)
UFW: raisin sights.
May 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Fighting Kentuckian, The (1949)
Stan Laurel's replacement: Duke!
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Fighting Kentuckian, The (1949)
Wayne frenches Ralston Hardy-ly.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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First Blood (1982)
Rock(y) attacks helicopter.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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First Blood (1982)
Musclebound McGyver pushed, snaps.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Cunnilingus sing-a-long.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fortress (1986)
Aussie classroom goes tribal.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Four Dogs Playing Poker (2000)
Winning draw: four spayeds.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Four Dogs Playing Poker (2000)
Poker pooch picture poached.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
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From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Clarkson's boring beach party.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Fun In A Bakery Shop (1902)
Rat becomes bierock.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Fungi Cellars, The (1923)
Cop killer is fungi.
May 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
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