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Reviews by 'Roy Batty'
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with a total of
65
reviews published to date.
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Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Audrey's pussy gets wet.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Leon (1994)
Drink milk, kill people!
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
2010 (1984)
Jupiter beams, Hal dreams.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
French Connection, The (1971)
Gene misses train connection.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Time Bandits (1981)
'Hi Ho' time travelling.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Alien (1979)
Spaceship's cat smartest member.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Animal House (1978)
Kiln explosion creates dates.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Don't Look Now (1973)
Psychic Sutherland, psychotic dwarf.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Reverse milage trick fails.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Goldfinger (1964)
Buy Bonds not gold.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Highlander (1986)
Cling Clang, headless man.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Elf mounts oiliphaunt strangely.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Elf mounts horse strangely.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Rollerball (1975)
Liquid supercomputer talks dribble.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk discovers Z axis.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Westworld (1973)
Yul hate robots afterwards.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda espouses reasonable doubt.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Wobbly A.I. goes awry.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Awful Alien clone spawned.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Aliens in 'Poseidon Adventure'.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Planet cratered, Bishop bifurcated.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Nicholson prefers own cutlery.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Batty Roy meets maker.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Lycanthropes lick squatting squaddies.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Educating Rita (1983)
Caine threatens Burser buggery.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Escape From New York (1981)
Plissken plucks President Pleasence.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Oldman hams, Milla bangs.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Lawnmower was best actor.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Moore tarot card croc.
May 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Net, The (1995)
Bullock hacker totally bollocks.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Predator (1987)
Jungle and soldiers exfoliated.
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Dad crazed, snowy maze.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Dead, red, med, kid.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Starman (1984)
Bridges has space balls.
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Thing, The (1982)
When Things go bad.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Xanadu (1980)
Mythological muse-ical skating songs.
May 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Blofeld's spaceship gobbles others.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
MIRV, rat: great actors.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alien� (1992)
Prisoners find Alien redemption.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Altered States (1980)
Spaced ape runs amok.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Driller spacemen 'Wrong Stuff'.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Brazil (1985)
Cameo swaps air, sewage.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dark Star (1974)
Spaceship bomb miscommunication mishap.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Demon Seed (1977)
Giant computer screws around.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Deadly diamond satellite singes.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Binary bombs befuddle Bruce.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Escape From L.A. (1996)
Plissken turns lights off.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Hackers (1995)
Jolie's hot hacking hexhilarates.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Plant wants more Seymore!
May 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Orc trouble down t'pit.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Numerous synchronised suits fight.
May 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Simulacra simulate in simulator.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Moonraker (1979)
Bond moons on re-entry.
May 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Connery's monastery library labyrinth.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Alien hunter uses ultraviolet.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Prince Of Darkness (1987)
Swirly tube harbours evil.
May 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Silent Running (1972)
Plants on space trip.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Swordfish (2001)
Travolta's flying bus getaway.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie liquidates mercurial cop.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Cyborg assassin hard pressed.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tomb Raider (2001)
Angelina Jolie in pyjamas.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Robot cabbie best actor.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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TRON (1982)
'Tronic tricks and traps.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Battle of the bones.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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War Games (1983)
Kid plays wopper games.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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