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Reviews by 'Klinkehoffen'
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with a total of
39
reviews published to date.
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American Pie (1999)
Imbecile humps pie?! Why?!
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson's bladder bursting mockumentary.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Bad Taste (1987)
Jackson's first exploding sheep.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Castle, The (1997)
Aussie battler defines 'home'.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Goodbye Pork Pie (1981)
Mini, Kaitaia to Bluff.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mummy, The (1999)
Brendan's mummy hopefully ashamed.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Frocked Dad's desert date.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Sigourney's first fighting foray.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Sigourney saves. Bug buggered!
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Beaches (1988)
Schmaltzy cancer film. Tissues.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big (1988)
Hanks plays with toys.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Feel-good ballet Brit flick.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bonjour Timothy (1995)
Kiwi teen schmaltz flick.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Brassed Off (1996)
Musical miners, class affair.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Fielding's funny femme farce.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Travesty of Berni�re's novel.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
End Of The Golden Weather, The (1991)
Mad racer changes boy.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Jackson's imaginative teenagers murder.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hercules Returns (1993)
Independents live dub 'Hercules'.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Jackson's muppets on acid.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Price Of Milk, The (2000)
Bucolic loving, losing, learning.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Quiet Earth, The (1985)
Kiwi world's end film.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Scarfies (1999)
Students rip-off drug stash.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Utu (1984)
Maori revenge on Victorians.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Via Satellite (1998)
Olympic swimmer, family watches.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Jack touches Helen's heart.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Avengers, The (1998)
Thurman, Connery travesty. Ugh!
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Beach, The (2000)
Modern Hollywood 'Flies' retake.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Caligula (1979)
Decadent Caesar sex scandal.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Came A Hot Friday (1985)
Race scam goes awry.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry Me Back (1982)
Kiwi rugby death farce.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jubilee (2000)
Kiwi provincial reunion comedy.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Once Were Warriors (1994)
Tamahori's brutal urban insights.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Piano, The (1993)
Campion does dark threesome.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Savage Honeymoon (2000)
Westies hijack motorcamp sensibilities.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Smash Palace (1981)
Retired racer gets moody.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Snakeskin (2001)
Kiwi druggy road trip.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Awesome modern Maori legend.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Jakarta, journo, diplomat, affair.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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