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Reviews by 'turrell'
Current status of
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with a total of
1894
reviews published to date.
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cry, Robot.
Jul 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(61)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
No Moore BU-- SH--.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(61)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Super Size She.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(60)
GoodFellas (1990)
Coke and Pesci.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(54)
Acne (2003)
Pimply Irresistible.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(52)
Stepford Wives, The (2004)
Pie, Robot.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(49)
Othello (1965)
Olivier requires Moor makeup.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(43)
Titanic (1997)
Eau, the Humanity!!
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Pi (1998)
3.14 thumbs up!
Dec 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Isn't Predator an Alien?
Jul 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Medicine Man (1992)
Finding Chemo.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Guys seize dead people.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Tae Kwan Dog.
May 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(37)
Firestarter (1984)
Flaming of the Drew.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny and mare.
May 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(36)
Killer Of Sheep (1981)
Violence of the Lambs.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(36)
Milagro Beanfield War, The (1988)
Problems = hill of beans.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
River Slums Through It.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Running Man (1987)
Running for Governor.
Dec 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Benji (1974)
Benj Claws?
Nov 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Charlize, Angel.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Death by chocolate. Literally.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
4rsonist burn5 1iterature.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Work of 'Idol' hands?
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(33)
Grease (1978)
Cheese is the word.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(33)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Actually, Peet goes down.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
King And I, The (1956)
Yul sings, therefore Siam.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Man Without A Face, The (1993)
Has Face, Just Ugly.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(33)
Stuart Little (1999)
Mikey Mouse.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Tai Chi-huahua.
May 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(32)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Out, out damn spots.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Kids (1995)
Tale of Screwed Kiddies.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Shark Tale (2004)
Fin-geddaboutit.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Anastasia (1997)
Tsar Search.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Bad Boys II (2003)
II Bad II watch.
May 24, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(30)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Vietnam vets get Stoned.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Bride, The (1985)
Pimp my Bride.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
FuggetabouDepp.
Aug 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
LAPD filled with Aussies.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(30)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage: Solace and Vomit.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
No Clyde, two Bonnies.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(30)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Men suck, yada, Ya-Ya.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(29)
Maria Full Of Grace (2004)
Maria full of dope.
Oct 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Titanic (1997)
Ice, sink. Therefore Titan(ic).
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
TRON (1982)
Could Be 'Matrix: Pre-loaded'?
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(29)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Working Together (1999)
Teaming of the Pooh.
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Scared to Pisces.
Aug 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
American History X (1998)
Rapists reform racist rectally.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
American Pie (1999)
Interesting flute playing style.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
I, Shazbot.
Mar 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
5 dry cleaning bills.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Green Mile, The (1999)
'The Tom Hanks Redemption'.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Super Size Lee.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
Pimply Ballroom.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
New Jack City (1991)
Finding Nino.
Jun 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Samson And Delilah (1949)
The Hair Ditch Project.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Stuart Little (1999)
Fox in mouse's clothing.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Violence of the Mam's.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Maiming of the Cruise.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Braveheart (1995)
England finds Gibson revolting.
Dec 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
William Quickspeare.
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Fight Club (1999)
I'm Jack's psychotic dream.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(27)
License To Thrill, A (1985)
You only come twice.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(27)
Money Train (1995)
White Men Can't Heist.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Police Academy (1984)
Watching film = Police brutality.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Rocky VI-ty years old.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Saw (2004)
I 'Saw' dead people.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(27)
Siam Sunset (1999)
Sun sinks, therefore Siam.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Three Kings (1999)
Stealing from Saddam's Gomorrah.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(27)
Disco Pigs (2001)
Stydance of the Hams.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(26)
For Your Consideration (2006)
This is Oscar Tap.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Forgotten, The (2004)
Honey I Forgot Kid...
Nov 20, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(26)
Human Stain, The (2003)
Hopkins Stains Kidman's sheets.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Anagram? Thong Inhibited Morons.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Robot Bastard! (2002)
I(llegitimate), Robot.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Shame II: The Secret (1995)
Shaming of the II.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Shears looking ewe, kid.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(26)
Terror Train (1980)
Violence on the Trams.
Jun 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
White Noise (2005)
Keaton should get cable.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Boot, Das (1981)
Between 'Heil'; high water.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958)
Shingle Hot Feline.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Erotic Adventures Of Zorro, The (1972)
From Z to O.
Jul 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Ghost (1990)
Sexiest pottery class ever.
Aug 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Island, The (2005)
Scarlett Clonehansson.
Oct 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Ladies Room (2000)
Peeing. John Malkovich.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Prizzi's Honor (1985)
Original Mr., Mrs. Smith.
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Robots (2005)
CG-I, Robot(s).
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Shr3k.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Duran Duran video better.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(25)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Gromit smells something bunny.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Working Girl (1988)
Trading Places with Boobs.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
'El Mariachi', except stupid.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
28 Days Later (2002)
Sneeze and then dismember.
May 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
'Elisabeth Shue's Day Off'.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(24)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Whistle, bridge building, ka-BOOM.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Control Room (2004)
All That Jazz(eera).
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Fiddler On The Roof (1971)
Tale of Jew Fiddlies.
May 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Ice Age (2002)
3 mammals; a baby.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Out, out, pants, socks...
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(24)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Something about Mary (Poppins).
May 8, 2006
Unscored
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(24)
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