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Reviews by 'turrell'
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50/50 (2011)
Brian's Song with Slackers
Dec 25, 2015
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American Psycho (2000)
Wallstreeter returns video tapes
Sep 30, 2023
Scored 3/5
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American Psycho (2000)
Yuppie returns video tapes
Sep 30, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Barbie (2023)
Ryan Gosling is Kenough.
Aug 3, 2023
Unscored
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Big Tease, The (1999)
Ferguson's Citizen Mane
May 21, 2015
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Big Tease, The (1999)
The Best in 'fro
Nov 15, 2022
Unscored
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Bodyguard, The (1992)
Whitney'll always love Costner.
Feb 14, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Button apparently from Ork.
Jun 20, 2016
Scored 5/5
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Django Unchained (2012)
Clever Foxx escapes bondage.
Mar 3, 2017
Unscored
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Dolphin Lover (2015)
Flipper shades of grey.
Apr 24, 2015
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Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
Everything Bagel Fracture Laundry-verse
Dec 6, 2022
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Exporting Raymond (2010)
Russians lukewarm regarding 'Raymond.'
Oct 23, 2013
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Extinction Of The Dinosaurs (1977)
Star(comet)-crossed lizards.
May 8, 2015
Unscored
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Fire Of Love (2022)
Volcanic love snuffed out.
Feb 20, 2023
Unscored
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Follow Me, Boys! (1966)
Scoutmaster loses his pep.
Oct 5, 2011
Unscored
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Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)
Mix-taper's son guards galaxy.
Aug 11, 2014
Scored 6/5
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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Landa dislikes verminous Shosanna.
Apr 26, 2015
Scored 5/5
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Inside Out (2015)
Poehler: Literal Emotion Manipulator
Jan 20, 2016
Unscored
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Kill Bill: Vol. 3 (2014)
Bea-thrice.
Mar 3, 2017
Unscored
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Lucy (2014)
Lucy's limits leave 'Her'.
May 27, 2016
Unscored
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Matrix Resurrections, The (2021)
Doogie Howser: Analyst/Architect
Dec 31, 2021
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Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Texan gigolo hears echoes.
Aug 31, 2013
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Nebraska (2013)
Major "prize winner's" journey.
Nov 28, 2014
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Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Ocean's crew pilfers Pacino.
Apr 24, 2015
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Red Notice (2020)
Booth: International Scaffolding Expert
Nov 17, 2021
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Star Wars: Free Solo
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
Luke, I'm your nephew.
Dec 25, 2015
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
Episode IV Plot Reawakens.
Jan 20, 2016
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The Big Year (2011)
Black's looking for dove.
Jun 27, 2013
Unscored
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To Do List, The (2013)
Plaza makes f***-it list.
Jun 23, 2013
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Warriors, The (1979)
Warriors bop baseball mimes.
Feb 13, 2013
Scored 4/5
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World's End, The (2013)
Invasion of Barley Snatchers.
Sep 22, 2014
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Zoolander 2 (2016)
Stiller's still modelling (badly).
Feb 14, 2014
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Zootopia (2016)
Preying for utopian metropolis.
Mar 3, 2017
Unscored
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Algebra Part 1: The Standard Deviants (1999)
The Joy of X.
Oct 5, 2011
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(1)
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Mahershala Ali-ta
Feb 12, 2019
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(1)
All Things Must Pass (2015)
All sales vinyl.
Sep 8, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Angel Eyes (2001)
Somber Lopez = skeptical cop.
Jan 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
Stallworth Brothers infiltrate KKK.
Jul 23, 2018
Unscored
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(1)
Blue Sky (1994)
Army scientist's embarassing wife.
Nov 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bone Tomahawk (2015)
Deputy Nick's split person(ality)
Oct 14, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Brooklyn (2015)
Kiss Me, I'm Saoirse.
Jan 20, 2016
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(1)
Call Of The Wild, The (2020)
Buck's Solo Yukon journey
Jan 24, 2020
Unscored
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(1)
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Introducing: Marisa To-May
Mar 9, 2022
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(1)
Captain Marvel (2019)
Carol is un-Kree-lievable.
Mar 30, 2019
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(1)
Citizen Ruth (1996)
Poor commentary on zealotry.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Danish Girl, The (2015)
Transformer: Redmayne is disguise
Jan 20, 2016
Unscored
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(1)
Deep End, The (2001)
Mother covers up accident.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
50 jetés of Grey.
Apr 24, 2015
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Fault In Our Stars, The (2014)
Cancer kids tour Amsterdam.
Jun 22, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
Fault In Our Stars, The (2014)
Cancerous teens are 'okay'.
Jun 22, 2014
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(1)
Harriet (2019)
Escaped slave escapes slaves.
Nov 28, 2019
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(1)
Hateful Eight, The (2015)
Blizzard binds bounty bondsmen.
Jan 14, 2016
Unscored
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(1)
In The Bedroom (2001)
Self-serving depressing ordeal.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Indian Summer (1993)
Camp Tamakwa reunites Yuppies.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Dreyfus Resembles 'Trek Villain'.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Killer Toilet From Outer Space (2003)
Ghost in the latrine.
Mar 19, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
King Richard (2020)
Will's Best Slaptor Performance
Apr 5, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Life As We Know It (2010)
Mis-matched couple raise orphan.
Sep 8, 2011
Unscored
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(1)
Little Giants (1994)
Little footballers NOT funny.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Lobster, The (2015)
Spectacle prescription = mating pre-requisite.
Mar 3, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Pulpy 'Rounders' meets 'Trainspotting'.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Maldonado Miracle, The (2003)
Hayak directs optical stigmata.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Marriage Story (2019)
No More Marriage (Story)
Nov 28, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Matrix Resurrections, The (2021)
Neo 'still knows Kung-fu.'
Jan 2, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Nines, The (2007)
Koalas Control Weather Telepathically
Aug 19, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
N�i Albin�i (2003)
Albino Icelander survives avalanche.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists!, The (2012)
Pirates: way of Dodo.
Apr 29, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
S1m0ne (2002)
Pacino plays weird science.
Apr 8, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Satin Rouge (2002)
Widow befriends belly dancer.
Nov 13, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Sea Of Love (1989)
Barkin inspires basic instincts.
Apr 8, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Selena (1997)
Tejano Superstar's rise, murder.
Mar 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Side Effects (2013)
Big Pharma - murder accessory.
Mar 11, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
Snowpiercer (2013)
Kronole fuels train rebellion.
Nov 27, 2014
Unscored
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(1)
So You Want To Be An Heir (1953)
'Inbred' McDoakes seek inheritance.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Spectacular Now, The (2013)
The Spec-flask-ular Now.
Apr 4, 2015
Unscored
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(1)
Split (2016)
24th personality apparently bulletproof.
Jan 31, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Squid And The Whale, The (2005)
Eisenberg inherits Daniels' douchiness.
Feb 1, 2013
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
Grambo.
Feb 2, 2012
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
Much ado about McMuffin.
Aug 15, 2013
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Tenet (2020)
Inverted materials reverse entropy.
Jun 23, 2021
Unscored
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(1)
The Hard Easy (2006)
Caper, Lachey.
Feb 1, 2013
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Under The Skin (2013)
Under ScarJo's Skin's Spell
Apr 14, 2016
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Walking Across Egypt (1999)
Georgia widow befriends drifter.
Nov 13, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Warm Bodies (2013)
Relationship status? It's zomblicated.
May 25, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
Sappy romance about home-wrecker.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Whale Rider (2002)
Gender challenged saves Maoris.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Witch, The (2015)
Bewitched Mother Nurses Crow
Dec 4, 2020
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Witch, The (2015)
Black Phillip - Baaaad Goat
Apr 28, 2021
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Weekend at Bin Laden's.
Feb 20, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Diabetes causes foul language.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
15 Minutes (2001)
Russians film self depravity.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL ABENDS Dr. Hunter.
Dec 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave ABENDS Hal.
Dec 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
6 Years & 364 1/2 Days Later (2003)
Bad luck, mirrors, impatience.
Jul 25, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
Angry Jew regrets race.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Adaptation. (2002)
Kaufman's twin shares hairline.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Mafia shakedown in space.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Against All Odds (1984)
Athlete chases gangster's girlfriend.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Against The Ropes (2004)
Ryan's female Don King.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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