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Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4951 reviews published to date.
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Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick Unbeauty.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (79)   
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Piggy back.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (75)   
Truman Show, The (1998)
Orwell, But Ends Well.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (72)   
Fight Club (1999)
Boxing, Helena.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (69)   
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Close Encounter, Furred Kind.
May 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (60)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Sinderella.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (60)   
Fly Away Home (1996)
Take a gander skywards!
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (56)   
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Unbalanced, equations.
Sep 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (55)   
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Boyz N the Wood.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (55)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Doe fails to rise.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (53)   
Animal Farm (1954)
Coop d'etat.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (52)   
True Romance (1993)
Sweet Ho' Alabama.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (52)   
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
The Furriest NoŽl.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (51)   
Titanic (1997)
iT 'IT AN ICeberg.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (50)   
Pleasantville (1998)
Thinking inside the box.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (49)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Arachkid.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (48)   
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Keanu in denial, River.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (47)   
Memento (2000)
Finding Memo.
Nov 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Splash (1984)
A Fish Could Wander.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Finding Nemo (2003)
Sea urchin.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Fly Away Home (1996)
It's A Waterfowl Life.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Scooby-Too.
Apr 24, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (44)   
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Irrational, numbers.
Sep 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (43)   
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Reducks.
Dec 27, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (42)   
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
SNAFU: V.I.P. G.I. M.I.A.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (42)   
Innerspace (1987)
Gastronaut.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Super Size Me (2004)
i'm loathin' it.
Oct 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Slick hick tricks chicks.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Hearts Of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991)
'Apocalypse' How.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (39)   
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Gone in 600 Seconds.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
BAMbi.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Cliffhanger (1993)
Rocky, mountains.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (38)   
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Snow place like home.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (38)   
Run Lola Run (1998)
Marks. Get set. Go!
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Film with surprising storey.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne Three.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
B&W, red all over?
Mar 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Who Would Jesus Do?
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (37)   
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Taker's dozen.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Animal queendom.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (37)   
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Arithmanic.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Fly Away Home (1996)
Wild geese chase.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Panorama Of Eiffel Tower (1900)
Monumentary.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (36)   
Bounty, The (1984)
Gibson's original Christian project.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Connery's wholly grey, ill.
Sep 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Did Ayatollah the one...?
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (35)   
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Homo, not sapiens.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (35)   
Signs (2002)
Cereal thriller.
Nov 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Wimbledon (2004)
Game, sex and match.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Antz (1998)
Anty social behaviour: order.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
On your Denmarks...
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (34)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Meandering two and Frodo.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (34)   
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando consequently became someone.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Straight Story, The (1999)
Wheezy Rider.
Nov 5, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (34)   
Bad Santa (2003)
Sit on Santa's... face.
Nov 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Everybody's Baby: The Rescue Of Jessica McClure (1989)
Well, well... she's well!
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Flightplan (2005)
Foster lost 'er.
Oct 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Atlanta flames pre-Olympics.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indiana Jones goes fourth.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Fe Fe Fe fun!
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Private Benjamin (1980)
Benj battles against critics.
May 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Fly Away Home (1996)
Teenage concerns: goose, pimples.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Harvey (1950)
Rabbit Stew-art.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Kid Auto Races At Venice (1914)
Look Who's Torquing.
Nov 8, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Queen, The (2006)
Queen: mum.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Maid 'n' Hood threatened.
Dec 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Bambi (1942)
Star: buck.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridge: over-troubled daughter.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Hamlet (1990)
Grating Dane.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Phoenix, Indiana?!
Sep 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies from outta 'Spaced'.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Titanic (1997)
Jack's a bad buoy.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Troy (2004)
Greeks wanna dis Troy.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Ginger pussy is unappealing.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
My Fair Lady (1964)
Singin' of the Rain.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (30)   
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
ID confusion in ID.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Watership Down (1978)
Fiver goes long way!
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
G'day: gay away-day.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Rushin' revolution.
Mar 23, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Pig Apple.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
I seeded (12) people.
Mar 18, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Fly Away Home (1996)
Flight of the Incubator.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
King Ralph (1991)
Reign Man.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Life And Death Of Princess Diana, The (1998)
Di, Dodi do die.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Mutiny Of The Bounty, The (1916)
Mute-iny of the Bounty.
May 8, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg legs it.
Oct 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Splash (1984)
Gilly Madison.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Untouchables, The (1987)
Pursuit of Unhappy Ness.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Watership Down (1978)
Fiver is spent repeatedly!
Oct 22, 2009
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland in far land.
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Film has hartless conclusion.
Oct 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Await fear; continue waiting.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys prefer chaps.
Jan 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Ejaculation comes rather early.
Jan 9, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Tweedledim and Tweedledumb.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Finding Nemo (2003)
Dory needs a mNEMOnic.
Jun 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Genius: Charles Darwin (2003)
Origin of 'The Origin'.
Jul 31, 2005
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Graduate, The (1967)
Swinging Family Robinson.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Kes (1969)
Boy meets bird.
May 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Bazaar sense of humour.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
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