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Reviews by 'Stalean'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1563
reviews published to date.
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Chicken Run (2000)
'The 'Crate' Escape'.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(58)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T. come, E.T. go.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(56)
Rear Window (1954)
Upstares, Downstares.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(40)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Severe Alien Respiratory Syndrome.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Mission Zen-possible'.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
How time McFlys!
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Warning: May contain Jar-Jar.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Bambi (1942)
Mommie Deerest.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
CANAP� bed.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Morky Poppins.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey God? 'Almighty', then!
May 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Air Force One (1997)
President Ford works Solo.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Casablanca (1942)
Nazi's bogart Rick's joint.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(30)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Death On The Mile.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Rotten Tomatoes.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Call Me: The Rise And Fall Of Heidi Fleiss (2004)
Dropping like Fleiss.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Speed (1994)
Faster than speeding Bullock.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
RockaBilly.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Gypsies, tramps, and eaves.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Greatest Gory Ever Told.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
8 Mile (2002)
Reigning raps and dawgs.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Fight Club (1999)
Beat Generation.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Lola's Bourne to run.
Jun 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Matchstick Men (2003)
Cons' con cons con.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Bolshoi Ballet: Romeo And Juliet, The (1976)
D�tourn� for the verse.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne two be wild.
Aug 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Christ casts' first rock.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Am�lie (2001)
Gnome 'n' Holiday.
Jan 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Chariot death becomes Hur.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Dr. No (1962)
Bond has No worries.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Still We Believe: The Boston Red Sox Movie (2004)
Soxpos�.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Stuart Little (1999)
'Little' Orphan Animal.
Jul 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Unforgiven (1992)
My Munny's on Clint.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
King Kong (1933)
Ape's first, last holiday.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Holy, holey, wholly Mel.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Roxanne (1987)
Juan by a nose.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Shark Tale (2004)
Scarfish.
Nov 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Freeman becomes free man.
May 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
They Live To Polka (1998)
Polka haunt us.
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
White Squall (1996)
Water under the Bridges.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
The Laming of Shrew.
Sep 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Fierce Creatures (1997)
Zoo needs more Pythons.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Fortune Cookie, The (1966)
Attorney for the worse.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Gladiator (2000)
Mad Maximus beyond colosseum.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Gladiator (2000)
Master and Commodus.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Roll (2004)
Bend It Like AussieCanuck.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
A.K.A. Leeloo does Dallas.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Woody offers Redford Moore.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Lion King, The (1994)
Scar chase: Mane event.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
True Lies (1994)
'Spouse Who Loved Me'.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
'Fatal Abstraction'.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Kingpin (1996)
Handless Woody scratches balls.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Moby Dick (1956)
Exsperminator.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Nutty Professor, The (1996)
Fat Jekyll can't Hyde.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Much ballet-hooed Billy dancer.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Maulrats.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
'From Hare To Insanity'.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Clownfish does some sole-searching .
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Scarlett. Hoarse Whisperer.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Reefer Madness (1936)
R.U. Puffin' Stuff.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Shark Tale (2004)
Fin City.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Brave (2012)
Bravetart.
Jun 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Gold Rush, The (1925)
Charlie prepares sole food.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Stealing Havarti.
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Me And Him (1988)
Yakety-yak, dick talks back.
Aug 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(15)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Englund's a sharp dresser.
Mar 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Lost me at Hell-O!
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Homer's Idiodyssey.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Roxanne (1987)
Nose for the prose.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan goes on McBinge.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Thank God I'm A Lesbian (1992)
Devout vagitarians.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
'Grapes Of Bath'.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Zoolander (2001)
Has-Ben struts his stuff.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Hung jury doesn't hang.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
American Flyers (1985)
Brotherly pedalphilia.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Doe's flat broke.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Brain Damage (1988)
Brainspotting.
Jul 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Breast Men (1997)
Two boobs make millions.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Kill Vamps: Volume 1.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Queen Kong (1976)
Gorilla's in the Miss.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Ring, The (2002)
Dead Ringer.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Strutter DISCOnnected from family.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Jailbird sings sweet Dufrain.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Ted (2012)
The Swear Bear.
Jul 6, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Blue Suede ruse.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Cage Aux Folles, La (1978)
Meet the Fakers.
Dec 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Christine (1983)
Coup� d'�tat.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Cooking With Porn Stars For The Holidays (2002)
Gingerbread ho's.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Fluffer keeps clients up.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(13)
Gift, The (2000)
Cate 'kinnear' dead people.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
I, Robot (2004)
I, Robotophobic.
Oct 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
King Kong (2005)
Lord of the Kings.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Phone Booth (2002)
Colin placed on hold.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Signs (2002)
Alien baptism... waterlogged Shyamalan.
Sep 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Cheek-to-cheek floorplay.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Stinky Pete jerks Woody.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Weapons of mass confection.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
XXx (2002)
X marks the spy.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
From Desk Till Dawn.
Jun 29, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Ire in giant.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
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