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9	Please Kill Me Now (7947)
10	Larry (7899)
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Larry's time / sat merrily

Reviews by 'Larry'

Current status of Movie deity (Silver) with a total of 7899 reviews published to date.

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Review Score

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Step Brothers (2008)

Semi-Bro.

Jul 23, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (41)

Gran Torino (2008)

UnFordgiven.

Dec 18, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (37)

Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3, The (2009)

Travolta. Look Who's Taking.

Apr 16, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (37)

Devil Dog: The Hound Of Hell (1978)

Mephistofleas.

May 9, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (35)

27 Dresses (2008)

Clothes encounter, 27th kind.

Feb 1, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (34)

Peek: Diary Of A Voyeur (2006)

Peeping tome.

Jul 10, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (34)

Up In The Air About Mary (1922)

There's soaring about Mary.

Mar 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (33)

American Gigolo (1980)

Gere up for sex.

Jan 3, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (32)

Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)

Cruise has flag-rant outbursts.

Apr 8, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (32)

Celebration At Big Sur (1971)

To Sur with Love.

Mar 12, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (32)

Smoke Signal (1955)

Mail to the Chief.

Jul 23, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (32)

Tramp's Nap Interrupted (1901)

The dirty dozin'.

Jan 25, 2009
Unscored

Vote (31)

Can't Drag Race With Jesus (2000)

No vroomin' the inn.

Jul 30, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (30)

Fish For Two (1926)

The Cod Couple.

Apr 4, 2009
Unscored

Vote (30)

Invictus (2009)

Good, bad and rugby.

Dec 8, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (30)

Life Of Shakespeare, The (1914)

Bard for life.

Oct 30, 2008
Unscored

Vote (30)

Stolen Nickel, The (1912)

Part-dime crook.

Feb 27, 2009
Unscored

Vote (30)

Protesting The Dixie Chicks (2006)

The banned played on.

Dec 23, 2009
Unscored

Vote (29)

Obsessed With Breasts (2006)

A rack no phobia.

Aug 9, 2009
Unscored

Vote (27)

Flubber (1997)

Local boy makes goo.

Mar 26, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (26)

Washerwomen And The Sweep, The (1903)

Fellowship of the wring.

Oct 31, 2009
Unscored

Vote (26)

John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)

Schlong farewell aufwiedersehen goodbye.

Mar 20, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (25)

Closely Observed Trains (1966)

Trainobserving.

Jul 21, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (23)

Cocoon (1985)

The Alive Pool.

Nov 11, 2008
Scored 6/5

Vote (23)

Did Anyone Notice Us? Gay Visibility In The Irish Media 1973-1993 (2003)

Probing gay-lick rights.

May 9, 2008
Unscored

Vote (23)

Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)

Live, fast, die young.

Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

Personal History Of British Cinema By Stephen Frears, A (1997)

Sum of all Frears.

Jun 11, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (23)

Adventures Of The Road-Runner (1962)

Life of Wile E.

Jul 21, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

Dead Again (1991)

Dial Emma for Murder.

Jan 20, 2009
Scored 6/5

Vote (22)

Fire In A Burlesque Theatre, A (1904)

The Gyrate Escape.

Dec 1, 2009
Unscored

Vote (22)

In Bruges (2008)

Hitmen visit Belgium, waffle.

Mar 19, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Man Push Cart (2005)

Duke, where's my cart?

May 28, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Mirrors (2008)

Not worth looking into.

Dec 19, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (22)

Northfork (2003)

Hannah. Montana.

Jun 17, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

Snakes On A Plane (2006)

Snakes become flier extinguishers.

Jun 28, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (22)

Spiral (2007)

This is Spiral trap.

Feb 7, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Bigamist, The (1953)

Two rites make wrong.

Feb 19, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Blob, The (1958)

McQueen, real goo-getter.

Mar 24, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (21)

Blow (2001)

Depp: 'I deal' husband.

Jan 20, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Celibacy (2004)

Kiss kiss, bang ban.

Nov 17, 2009
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

College Girls Taking Oral Exams (2000)

Kneel young.

Jan 20, 2010
Unscored

Vote (21)

Facial Massage (1903)

Kneading face time.

Feb 1, 2008
Unscored

Vote (21)

Killer Toilet From Outer Space (2003)

May cause flush wound.

Jul 8, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Largest Duck Farm In The World, The (1913)

Down on the farm.

Feb 11, 2010
Unscored

Vote (21)

Mock Marriage, A (1913)

Two kill a mock.

Apr 8, 2008
Unscored

Vote (21)

Real Miley Cyrus, The (2007)

The Life of Miley.

Sep 22, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (21)

Stuart Little 2 (2002)

2 Little, 2 late.

Apr 1, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (21)

Wrong Mr. Wright, The (1927)

Wright to remain silent.

May 15, 2008
Unscored

Vote (21)

Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Will strip for flesh!

May 13, 2008
Unscored

Vote (21)

Alfie (1966)

Women love sugar Caine.

Jan 3, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Birds, The (1963)

Hitchcock's gulls gone wild.

Apr 3, 2008
Scored 6/5

Vote (20)

Crying Game, The (1992)

Jaye: great dick traitor.

Mar 23, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Hamlet (1948)

Laurence of a rapier.

Apr 30, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Inside Daisy Clover (1965)

Deriving Miss Daisy.

Feb 3, 2009
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

On The Road With Duke Ellington (1974)

Haul that jazz.

Mar 11, 2010
Unscored

Vote (20)

Philadelphia (1993)

Fan (Tom) of opera.

Feb 16, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Sawing A Lady In Half (1922)

To halve, halve not.

May 31, 2009
Unscored

Vote (20)

Silent Movie (1976)

Non-babbling Brooks.

Mar 14, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Aristocrats, The (2005)

Change of ha bit.

Apr 16, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Bald Story, A (1912)

Easy comb, easy go.

Sep 10, 2008
Unscored

Vote (19)

Boys Stealing Apples (1898)

An apple heyday...

Apr 27, 2008
Unscored

Vote (19)

Brigadoon (1954)

Welcome to Fantasy Highland.

May 8, 2009
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Death Goes To School (1953)

The grim reader.

May 5, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Debt Collector, The (1999)

I seize debt people.

Dec 28, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)

A chorus lean.

Feb 16, 2010
Unscored

Vote (19)

Frankenstein (1931)

Karloff: scarred, stiff.

Apr 5, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Godzilla, Mothra And King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)

No scare-city of monsters.

May 5, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Happy Hooker Goes To Washington, The (1977)

Senate pro-to-call.

Jul 6, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Haunting In Connecticut, The (2009)

Virginia, mad son.

Dec 28, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Lucky Number Slevin (2006)

Morgue and Freeman.

Feb 4, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Man, Where's My Shoe? (2004)

Wish shoe were here.

Sep 27, 2009
Unscored

Vote (19)

My Stepson, My Lover (1997)

Lick father, lick son.

Jan 8, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Night Of The Lepus (1972)

Little Hop of Horrors.

Sep 16, 2009
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Rain Fall (2009)

Noh country for Oldman.

Jul 23, 2008
Unscored

Vote (19)

Repo Man (1984)

Taking car of business.

Jan 12, 2009
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Secretary (2002)

Puts 'ass' in assistant.

Sep 3, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Shutter Island (2010)

The basket case diaries.

Feb 18, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Tom Thumb (1958)

One born very minute.

Jun 11, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Walking Fish (1929)

Cods must be grazey.

Jun 10, 2008
Unscored

Vote (19)

War Dogs (1942)

War on terrier.

Mar 8, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Winnie The Pooh And The Honey Tree (1966)

Pooh shakes honey-maker.

Jul 14, 2008
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Accused, The (1988)

Rape against the machine.

Apr 18, 2010
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

All That Jazz (1979)

Angina monologues.

Apr 1, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Assault On A Queen (1966)

There's Sinatra about Mary.

Jan 15, 2008
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Babe: Pig In The City (1998)

NYC: hog day afternoon.

Mar 23, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Boxing Helena (1993)

Fenn: lack-toes, intolerant.

Jul 1, 2008
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)

Blind are pistil whipped.

Aug 22, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Fat Man, The (1951)

Fat Man and robbin'.

Feb 26, 2009
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Fight Club (1999)

Lone spar state.

May 23, 2009
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

James Dean (2001)

Dean in Reel Life.

Aug 9, 2009
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Land Of The Lost (2009)

Ferrell, humor: both lost.

Jun 6, 2009
Scored 1/5

Vote (18)

Son Of The Dog, The (1915)

Heir of the dog.

May 25, 2008
Unscored

Vote (18)

Towering Inferno, The (1974)

Richarred Chamberlain.

Feb 8, 2010
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

Urine (1999)

Pee-pee's Big Adventure.

Apr 17, 2009
Unscored

Vote (18)

All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)

Fleas Navidad.

Dec 13, 2010
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Alphabet Killer, The (2008)

A'lphabetical B'loodshed C'onfounds D'ushku.

Jan 21, 2009
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Beer League (2006)

Artie's a pour sport.

Aug 1, 2009
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Cape Fear (1962)

Peck's greatest Cape.

Mar 28, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Dear America: Letters Home From Vietnam (1987)

Stationery soldiers are moving.

May 26, 2008
Scored 5/5

Vote (17)

Dr. T And The Women (2000)

Gere, at your cervix.

Aug 1, 2008
Scored 1/5

Vote (17)

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