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Reviews by 'thechad'
Current status of
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with a total of
171
reviews published to date.
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Freshly squealed Orange.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Fight Club (1999)
Split Personality: Love Triangle.
Feb 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Stardust (2007)
The Wall security sucks.
Sep 22, 2007
Unscored
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(5)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Bullets burst Beatty's bubble.
May 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Run. Die. Run. Repeat.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Saw IV (2007)
Saw 3 remixed.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Political statement with zombies.
May 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American History X (1998)
Nazi blood runs deep.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Shishka-girl.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
Deliverance (1972)
Rednecks get lucky.
Sep 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Departed, The (2006)
Wahlberg ends Matt's career.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Juno (2007)
Love at first Tic-Tac.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mr. Brooks (2007)
Costner Hurts Cook.
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Holed up, holed Ben.
Sep 24, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Dirty money unleashes Chigurh.
Oct 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Panic Room (2002)
Clarice f-f-f-f-f-f-ucks up robbery.
Jun 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Paprika (2006)
Parade of appliances.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Scarface (1983)
LITTLE friend? Liar!
Aug 15, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Thing, The (1982)
Burn everyThing, kills anyThing.
Jul 3, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles can swim.
Nov 9, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
12 Angry Men (1957)
12 men, 1 room.
Sep 12, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Frozen food for vampires.
Oct 24, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
300 (2006)
Abs, spears, decapitations.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Asparagus new interior design.
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Cooper goes homosexually homicidal.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Flute players not innocent.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
American Psycho (2000)
Yuppie snaps, didn't he?
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Bad Taste (1987)
Green soup is puke!
Nov 9, 2007
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude needs piss-free carpet.
Feb 26, 2007
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(1)
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Girl on a stick.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Runaway chicken triggers flashbacks.
Mar 6, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Necrophilia was never funnier.
Sep 19, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Cloverfield (2008)
9/11: Monster Style.
Jan 30, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Dazed And Confused (1993)
Affleck inflicts ass pain.
Jan 10, 2008
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(1)
Desperado (1995)
Deadly guitar cases.
Jan 9, 2008
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Morissette, God? Sweet jesus...
Jul 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Caution: contains smart ostriches.
Oct 31, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Feast (2005)
Jay's faceless without Bob.
Mar 9, 2008
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Jack's Pitt bones Bonham.
Nov 17, 2007
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(1)
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Fries, burger, Frankie's brains.
Feb 26, 2007
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(1)
Fly, The (1958)
'Help me!' = PRICEless.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Priest offers help bogging.
May 19, 2007
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(1)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Salesmen vs. salesmen.
Mar 11, 2007
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(1)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Minnie drives Matt smart.
Sep 26, 2007
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(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Clint's cigar soothes soldier.
Mar 24, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Juno (2007)
Bateman wants to rock.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Romeo, Juliet as lions.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
'Hamlet' in the jungle.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Bad dog Tucci disconnected.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Max, Rabbi, boss bagged.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Communist Manchuria controls men.
Nov 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Mistaken identity: Mexican imbroglio.
Jun 17, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Midnight Express (1978)
Hashish smokes out American.
May 17, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Unrelenting Chigurh keeps promise.
Dec 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paprika (2006)
Split personality in dreams.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tainted watch: Vince's demise.
Aug 2, 2007
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Marv = new interior design.
Aug 2, 2007
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(1)
Raging Bull (1980)
LaMotta knocks out Vicki.
Nov 1, 2007
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(1)
Sex And The City: The Movie (2008)
4 girls, 1 city.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Owen shoots, blows load.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Terminator tries terminating Springfield.
Aug 10, 2007
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(1)
Snatch (2000)
Pitt outthinks ring leader.
Feb 26, 2007
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(1)
Sorry, Wrong Number (1948)
Stevenson's epihany's disconnected.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey cries: Venom dies.
May 13, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Stay (2005)
Ryan dreams twenty-1st suicide.
Mar 11, 2007
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(1)
Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Desire leads to Kowalski.
Sep 13, 2007
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(1)
Sunshine (2007)
Boyle boils astronauts.
Jan 29, 2008
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(1)
Sunshine (2007)
Pinbacker, God's disciple.
Jan 29, 2008
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(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Holmes gets screwed.
Oct 25, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Transporter 2, The (2005)
Statham's a BAMFx2.
Nov 2, 2007
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(1)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Cock in Cox's face.
Mar 10, 2008
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(1)
Warriors, The (1979)
Fox gets TRAINed on.
Aug 16, 2007
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(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles in cartoon mode.
Nov 9, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
After Hours (1985)
Paper weight starts sleeplessness.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Predator has infinite acid.
Mar 24, 2008
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Am�lie (2001)
Gnome saves detached father.
May 16, 2007
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American Gangster (2007)
Lucas smuggles cocaine caskets.
Dec 2, 2007
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Welcome to Band, Biggs.
Sep 10, 2007
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Don't eat the truffles.
Mar 11, 2007
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Angel-A (2005)
Angel has earthly issues.
Mar 9, 2008
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Babel (2006)
Rifle causes chain damage.
Sep 7, 2007
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Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Keitel doesn't like Jesus.
Nov 25, 2007
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Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon (2006)
Homage kills classic horrors.
Sep 9, 2007
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Big Daddy (1999)
Successfully learns ass-wiping.
Oct 31, 2007
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Black Sheep (2006)
Sheep mean business.
Oct 10, 2007
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Bug (2006)
Schizophrenic 'skeets' bugs.
Mar 25, 2008
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Clerks II (2006)
Porch monkeys pack meat.
Mar 3, 2007
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Crank (2006)
Statham needs epinephrin, desperately.
Feb 23, 2007
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Crank (2006)
Transporter fucks in Chinatown.
Nov 9, 2007
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Crash (2004)
Phillippe's trigger finger freaks.
Feb 26, 2007
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Death Proof (2007)
Stuntman not so tough.
Sep 30, 2007
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Deliverance (1972)
Goin' raw with 'Pig'.
Feb 26, 2007
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Desperado (1995)
Death by guitar.
Oct 17, 2007
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Clint cocks .44 cooly.
Feb 26, 2007
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Super bunny fortune teller.
Mar 11, 2007
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Eastern Promises (2007)
The Russian Departed.
Nov 19, 2007
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Easy Rider (1969)
Jack's dead and free.
Jan 3, 2008
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Escape From New York (1981)
Harold hits misplaced mine.
Jun 18, 2007
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Safe place: masturbation.
Jan 3, 2008
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Fantastic Four (2005)
Dr. Troy = Dr. Doom.
Dec 3, 2007
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