Connelly's play: Erie resemblance.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
216
gobsmacker (172)
217
thechad (171)
218
Fenni Fentu (169)
crazy unpredicatably funny guy
Reviews by 'thechad'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
171
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles can swim.
Nov 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles in cartoon mode.
Nov 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Two Mexicans and Luisa.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Waterworld (1995)
Costner with gills = crap!
Sep 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Warriors, The (1979)
Fox gets TRAINed on.
Aug 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Cock in Cox's face.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Frozen Cruise loses mind.
Sep 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Troy (2004)
Heel of Weakness.
Nov 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Tristan + Isolde (2006)
Forbidden love: Franco dies.
Mar 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Transporter, The (2002)
Statham's a BAMF.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Transporter 2, The (2005)
Statham's a BAMFx2.
Nov 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scots succumb to smack.
Mar 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Training Day (2001)
Crippled Snoop swallows crack.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Total Recall (1990)
Three boobed woman... sweet!!!
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Jack lives through Rose.
Sep 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Thing, The (1982)
Burn everyThing, kills anyThing.
Jul 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Holmes gets screwed.
Oct 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Bickle proves he's hip.
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Taxi Driver (1976)
Travis, hero?
Nov 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Toby slices Sweeney's throat.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Superbad (2007)
Penis problem: Separation anxiety.
Oct 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Sunshine (2007)
Boyle boils astronauts.
Jan 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sunshine (2007)
Pinbacker, God's disciple.
Jan 29, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Desire leads to Kowalski.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stay (2005)
Ryan dreams twenty-1st suicide.
Mar 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stardust (2007)
The Wall security sucks.
Sep 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey cries: Venom dies.
May 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sorry, Wrong Number (1948)
Stevenson's epihany's disconnected.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Homosexuals, transvestites = screwball comedy.
Apr 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Snatch (2000)
Pitt outthinks ring leader.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Pez-dispenser becomes annoying.
Sep 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Terminator tries terminating Springfield.
Aug 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Silent Hill (2006)
Nurses ready to euthanize.
Sep 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Holy Giamatti! Gun conspiracy!
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Owen shoots, blows load.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sex And The City: The Movie (2008)
4 girls, 1 city.
Apr 24, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Se7en (1995)
Pitt's 'Paltrow' package's fragile.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Scream 2 (1997)
Masked man = crazy mother.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Scarface (1983)
LITTLE friend? Liar!
Aug 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Saw IV (2007)
Saw 3 remixed.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Saw (2004)
Elwes gets footloose.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Santa Clause, The (1994)
Clumsy santa: Allen santa.
Dec 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Run Lola Run (1998)
Run. Die. Run. Repeat.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Righteous Kill (2008)
Vigilante aids DeNiro, Pacino.
Apr 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Telekinesis and zombies = crap.
Nov 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
1,000 ass-kicking Alices.
Nov 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Freshly squealed Orange.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Raging Bull (1980)
LaMotta knocks out Vicki.
Nov 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Teens need Hard Harry.
Mar 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tainted watch: Vince's demise.
Aug 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Marv = new interior design.
Aug 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Prestige, The (2006)
Clone aids Bale magically.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Phone Booth (2002)
Pay phone of death.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Paprika (2006)
Split personality in dreams.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paprika (2006)
Parade of appliances.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Panic Room (2002)
Clarice f-f-f-f-f-f-ucks up robbery.
Jun 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Once Were Warriors (1994)
Muss loses wife, daughter.
Nov 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Depp eyeless: Dafoe faceless.
Aug 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando displays Kazan's canary.
Oct 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Flashback features Mr. T.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
North By Northwest (1959)
Fictional person disgruntles Grant.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Dirty money unleashes Chigurh.
Oct 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Unrelenting Chigurh keeps promise.
Dec 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Holed up, holed Ben.
Sep 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Stolen tuna has consequences.
Nov 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Mr. Brooks (2007)
Costner Hurts Cook.
Jun 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mist, The (2007)
King fogs supermarket.
Dec 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Minority Report (2002)
Colin pre-cogs echo.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Tommy knows all angles.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Midnight Express (1978)
Hashish smokes out American.
May 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mask, The (1994)
Carrey characterizes Avery's wolf.
Sep 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Mariachi, El (1992)
Mistaken identity: Mexican imbroglio.
Jun 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Communist Manchuria controls men.
Nov 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mallrats (1995)
Chocolate pretzels stink.
Sep 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Machinist, The (2004)
Bale bails out reality.
Jun 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Bad dog Tucci disconnected.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Max, Rabbi, boss bagged.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Horse's heart hurts Henry.
Jan 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Long Riders (1980)
Quaid goes crackers.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Lion King, The (1994)
'Hamlet' in the jungle.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Romeo, Juliet as lions.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Brad holds heart.
Oct 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Layer Cake (2004)
XXXX retires after xMUxRDxERx.
Mar 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Nicholas's nipples hurt!!
May 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Ladrón Que Roba A Ladrón (2007)
'Ocean's Eleven', en Espanol.
Feb 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Knocked Up (2007)
Baby's crown: shaved Heigl.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Knocked Up (2007)
Shrooms, chairs = bad trip.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Kingdom, The (2007)
Bateman almost gets axed.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Arm sprays blood fountain.
Feb 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Juno (2007)
Bateman wants to rock.
Jan 9, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Juno (2007)
Love at first Tic-Tac.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Joe Dirt (2001)
Farley dead: Spade expired.
May 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Mooby induces farts.
Dec 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Close encounters meets Indy.
May 31, 2008
Unscored
Vote
How High (2001)
Smokin' dead presidents!
Sep 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
How High (2001)
Hi(gh) Harvard.
Nov 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
House Of Wax (2005)
Paris poked through eye.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Halloween (2007)
Little sister sprays brains.
Sep 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Hair (1979)
Marriage, LSD, WTF?
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Hair (1979)
Berger breaks Claude 'free'.
Nov 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Page Range
Yellow <---> Hair
Grindh <---> 12 Ang
� Copyright 1999-2024 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
