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Reviews by 'Strangelove'
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with a total of
423
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Matrix, The (1999)
Rage against the machine.
Jan 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Land Of The Dead (2005)
Zombies grow collective brain.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Master of her Croft.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Stick figures cause terror.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
M: Non-Bond secret leader.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Zoolander (2001)
Russian dominatrix despises K-Mart.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Gump to Harvard Professor.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Producers, The (2005)
Producers fail at failing.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde boogies while torturing.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2014)
2nd deadly Sin.
Mar 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Americans: inconsiderate gun-crazy people.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
V For Vendetta (2006)
1984 meets Agent Smith.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Across The Universe (2007)
Jude makes it bad.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Flightplan (2005)
'Forgotten' at 35,000 feet.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Hearing difficulty; blessed cheesemakers.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Sightless, incorrigible, charming asshole.
May 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
From Hell (2001)
Baggins precursor ripped whores.
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz: Attack of Clones.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
White Christmas (1954)
Balladeers obsessed with snow.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Venkman chases Gatekeeper tail.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Constantine (2005)
Hell attempts hostile take-over.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Social commentary with Muzak.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Homer's Iliad, mythology-lite.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
WALL-E (2008)
2700: A Robot Odyssey.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Zodiac (2007)
Kinky Zodiac hogties, stabs.
Mar 31, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Beauty found in plastic.
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Primitive screwheads pay attention.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Household paraphernalia declares war.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cars (2006)
Pixar tests comedy mileage.
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cloverfield (2008)
Monster attacks amateur filmmakers.
Feb 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Climb every mountain; sing.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Superman Returns (2006)
X-Men director Supes up.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Sommers slaughters historic characters.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Acid Trip in Wonderland.
Feb 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley Van Winkle returns.
Aug 31, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The (2008)
Taking tube to Narnia.
May 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Richards Co. got storm'd!
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Skeleton Key, The (2005)
Body Snatchers - Hoodoo style.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
Diseased confused with zombies.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
300 (2006)
Hardcore Spartans, skimpy armor.
Mar 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Strangelove resists Nazi tendencies.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Carrey defies memory loss.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Bookcases, Ash frequently meet.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Mr. Invisible Torch Thing.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007)
Bender bones the universe.
Mar 18, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Emperor cheats, still loses.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Fantastic 4-Pixar.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Iron Man (2008)
Pepper Potts pilfers portfolios.
May 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Audio killed Karate stars.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Land Of The Dead (2005)
Phantasmagoric displays distract flesh-eaters.
Mar 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Motivational speaker fathers losers.
Jan 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Bond shuns Goodnight's advances.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Matador, The (2005)
Washed-up hitman seeks company.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Horses foil carbomb.
Mar 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Past lives predestine family.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mystery Men (1999)
Superzeroes battle psychofrakulation.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Saved! (2004)
Hypochristian High School.
Aug 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Saw II (2005)
Saw: House Party.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pop-culture-laced undead spoof.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Gender-confused killer loves dog.
Nov 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spirited Away (2001)
No-face produces gold, havoc.
Feb 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp sings, slashes throats.
Jan 1, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
UHF (1989)
Vidiots jazz public access.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Vampires (1998)
Carpenter's Woods stakes bloodsuckers.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Post-era superheroes bitterly adjust.
Jan 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Soulmates reunite across afterworlds.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Buscemi battles asteroid, insanity.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Achilles heel: coin, Kilmer.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Historical icons gone senile.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Goldblum slums with pets.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Charlie Bartlett (2007)
Downey drinks, Yelchin shrinks.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Control (2007)
Melancholy 'Joy' Division member.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Stuttering hitman laments canines.
Sep 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Get Smart (2008)
Smooches apparently distract villains.
Jul 11, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Ringwraiths move to England.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hello Dolly! (1969)
Crawford plays fidgety Cornelius.
Jan 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hello Dolly! (1969)
'Sunday Clothes' strut-worthy.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Sex scene... with steaks.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Identity (2003)
Christie adaptation + multiple personalities.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Anthropomorphic fu masters.
Jul 8, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of War (2005)
Gun selling= vacuums, sex.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Beast causes heart attack.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Musical Muppet Stevenson adaptation.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Printer becomes a scapegoat.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Old School (2003)
Post-college blues cause fraternity.
Mar 10, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Skeleton Key, The (2005)
Voodoo by the bayou.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Venomous Sandman/Spidey battle.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
U.S. Marshals (1998)
Downey plays crooked agent.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Vegephiles frantically hire Anti-Pesto.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Disturbed cook fondles sweaters.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Lady Wolverine sharpens nails.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American President, The (1995)
Political adversaries become bedfellows.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Atonement (2007)
Vascular dementia inspires publication.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Joker peddles homicidal cosmetics.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney makes dreadful Batman.
Jan 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Blade II (2002)
Daylight bomb foils bloodsuckers.
Jan 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Icicle optical fun.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Buddy Jesus becomes mascot.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fearless (2006)
Wushu cures asthma.
Feb 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Half Light (2006)
Scottish spectral son shenanigans.
Sep 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
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