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146	OHF (311)
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Reviews by 'OHF'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 311 reviews published to date.

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1 Night In Paris (2004)

The penetration of Paris.

Nov 10, 2005
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)

Croissants cum with filling.

Nov 15, 2005
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13 Going On 30 (2004)

Garner grows up quick.

Sep 29, 2005
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8 Mile (2002)

White rapper wins respect.

Oct 5, 2005
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Abbott And Costello Go To Mars (1953)

Comedians go cosmic.

Apr 29, 2005
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Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)

Sea 'salt' oversees ceremony.

Nov 16, 2005
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Admiral Dewey Passing Catholic Club Stand (1899)

Captain crosses Christian stand.

Oct 11, 2005
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Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)

Naval commander receives correspondence.

Mar 12, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Receiving The Washington And New York Committees (1899)

Admiral introduced to urbanites.

Nov 15, 2005
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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Airplane!'s actors in space.

May 4, 2005
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Ali (2001)

Ali embraces Allah entirely.

Nov 9, 2005
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Ali (2001)

Cassius a conscientious objector.

Nov 9, 2005
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All The President's Men (1976)

Newsmen nab Nixon.

Nov 4, 2005
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America At 10 Mph (2005)

First speed cross country.

Sep 13, 2005
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American Mullet (2001)

Flick on hair flair.

Nov 15, 2005
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Amputating A Leg (1902)

Leg clipped film clip.

Sep 27, 2005
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Anchorman acts like ass.

Oct 7, 2005
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Animalympics (1980)

Animal Kingdom contest.

Apr 29, 2005
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Annie Oakley (1894)

Sassy sharpshooter's cinematic shots.

Nov 15, 2005
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April Fool Joke, An (1901)

April Fools antics filmed.

Oct 28, 2005
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Armageddon (1998)

Asteroid wipes out Willis.

Nov 1, 2005
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Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)

Huge hottie hammers houses.

Nov 16, 2005
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)

Nipples need nourishment.

Oct 12, 2005
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Babe, The (1992)

Biopic of the Babe.

Nov 17, 2005
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Babe, The (1992)

Troubled boy becomes Babe.

Nov 17, 2005
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Back To Bataan (1945)

Deadly march to Bataan.

Apr 28, 2005
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Bailey's Billion$ (2005)

Canine cashes in.

Nov 4, 2005
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Bailey's Billion$ (2005)

Mutt fetches monumental wealth.

Nov 4, 2005
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Deer meets destructive dinosaur.

May 1, 2005
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Big foot flattens Bambi.

Oct 11, 2005
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Squashed venison.

Oct 11, 2005
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Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper (2004)

Doll treated like royalty.

Nov 15, 2005
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Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998)

How Miss Mattel's made.

Nov 1, 2005
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Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998)

A droll doll documentary.

Nov 4, 2005
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Dumb cartoons cross country.

May 8, 2005
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)

Chinese cultist gets chopped.

Nov 15, 2005
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)

Subterranian simians with telepathics.

Oct 18, 2005
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Big Fish (2003)

Liar with large friend.

Oct 3, 2005
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Big Fish (2003)

DeVito a lycanthropic ringmaster.

Sep 30, 2005
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)

Dude experiences drug trip.

May 10, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Frightened filmmakers in forest.

Nov 10, 2005
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)

Assassin returns, takes revenge.

May 1, 2005
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Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)

Bourne beats nasty NSA.

Aug 27, 2007
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Boy With Green Hair, The (1948)

Green hair gives scares.

Oct 14, 2005
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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

Cerebrum can't be killed.

Sep 11, 2005
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Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars, The (1998)

Kitchen appliance gets astronomical.

Nov 1, 2005
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Bruce Almighty (2003)

Carrey becomes the Creator.

Oct 5, 2005
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Bruce Lee: In His Own Words (1998)

Kung fu fighter's clips.

Nov 15, 2005
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Bug's Life, A (1998)

Bullying bugs beaten back.

May 1, 2005
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Bull Durham (1988)

Costner plays catcher, guru.

Apr 28, 2005
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Caddyshack (1980)

Spackler explodes gopher's abode.

May 9, 2005
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Caddyshack (1980)

Priest's perfect round ruined.

May 9, 2005
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Carrie (1976)

Telekinetic teen takes revenge.

Oct 11, 2005
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Cars (2006)

Sentient CGI cars.

May 1, 2005
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Casey At The Bat (1899)

Casey's ego ends game.

Oct 18, 2005
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)

Myers' feline folly.

Apr 29, 2005
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Hanks hunts down DiCaprio.

Oct 29, 2005
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Chicken Thief, The (1902)

Thief egg-scapes with chickens.

Oct 22, 2005
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City Slickers (1991)

Crystal becomes cattle rustler.

Oct 5, 2005
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Cleaning Pig's Feet (1901)

Hooves hosed down.

Nov 16, 2005
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Stars cook plump sausages.

May 1, 2005
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Corpse Bride (2005)

Bride's heart, gold stolen.

Sep 28, 2005
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Cutting Beef (1901)

Meat meets the slicer.

Nov 15, 2005
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)

Opus Dei's albino assassinated.

May 10, 2005
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Daredevil (2003)

Blind Ben beats baddies.

Sep 26, 2005
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Day In The Life Of A Bathroom Key, A (2005)

Mostly about unwashed hands.

Oct 12, 2005
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Dead Poets Society (1989)

Williams becomes wishful teacher.

Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Dead Poets Society (1989)

Students swallow Robin's teachings.

Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)

Man eating mattress.

May 1, 2005
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Schneider becomes man slut.

Oct 5, 2005
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Schneider's a low-cost lover.

Oct 18, 2005
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Don Juan DeMarco (1994)

Brando bemused by Depp.

Sep 22, 2005
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Donnie Darko (2001)

Crazy rubber rabbit mask.

Oct 7, 2005
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Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)

Pachyderm gets sizzled.

May 2, 2005
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Elephant's Bath, The (1902)

Pachyderm put in tub.

Sep 27, 2005
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Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)

Elephant uses the john.

Oct 20, 2005
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Elephants In A Tent (1902)

Dumbo under big top.

Oct 2, 2005
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Elephants In A Tent (1902)

Pachyderms under pitched tent.

Nov 10, 2005
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Elevating An Elephant (1913)

Big ears, big air.

Oct 17, 2005
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Elevating An Elephant (1913)

Babar gets big air.

Oct 20, 2005
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)

Snipers stalk through Stalingrad.

Oct 29, 2005
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Erotic Adventures Of Red Riding Hood (1986)

Big bad wolf, breasts.

Oct 9, 2005
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Erotic Dreams Of Cleopatra, The (1985)

Nile Queen's nasty dreams.

Oct 9, 2005
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Carrey's cranium cleaned out.

Sep 30, 2005
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Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)

Stuart swiftly severed.

Nov 15, 2005
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Exploding A Submarine Mine (1902)

Submersed sapper's device detonated.

Nov 16, 2005
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Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)

Chocolate with killer tendencies.

Oct 17, 2005
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Field Of Dreams (1989)

Ghost saves Costner's kid.

May 1, 2005
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Field Of Dreams (1989)

Deceased doctor saves daughter.

May 10, 2005
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Finding Nemo (2003)

Nemo's father tightly wound.

Apr 28, 2005
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Fluffer, The (2001)

Porn star prepper.

May 1, 2005
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From Justin To Kelly (2003)

Idols in love.

May 1, 2005
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Ermey gets executed.

Oct 7, 2005
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Game Of Death (1978)

Kareem: Crazy killer vampire?

Apr 2, 2005
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Gigli (2003)

Bennifer's big boo-boo.

Apr 12, 2005
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Gigli (2003)

Bennifer in mob blunder.

Sep 26, 2005
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Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

Time travellers take 'Zilla.

Oct 8, 2005
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)

Watching Wisconsin Senator's witchhunt.

Nov 10, 2005
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Grease (1978)

Oiled Travolta loves leather.

Apr 29, 2005
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Halo (2012)

Chief clashes with Covenant.

Nov 7, 2005
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