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Reviews by 'OHF'

Current status of Movie mogul with a total of 311 reviews published to date.

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Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)

Bourne beats nasty NSA.

Aug 27, 2007
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Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)

Gophers with light loafers.

Mar 12, 2006
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Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)

Naval commander receives correspondence.

Mar 12, 2006
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Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)

Toddler goes time traveling.

Mar 11, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Torque (2004)

Cube cruises on Kawasaki.

Nov 23, 2005
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Nuns On The Run (1990)

Eric passes as Euphemia.

Nov 23, 2005
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Van Helsing (2004)

Helsing hunts the inhuman.

Nov 23, 2005
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PCU (1994)

Piven crushes political correctness.

Nov 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

High Fidelity (2000)

Cusack's lists quite comprehensive.

Nov 23, 2005
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Vote (1)

High Fidelity (2000)

Constantly composing top fives.

Nov 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (1)

Babe, The (1992)

Youth becomes Yankee.

Nov 23, 2005
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Jarhead (2005)

Foxx in a foxhole.

Nov 20, 2005
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Vote (1)

Bus 174 (2002)

Busjacking in Brazil.

Nov 17, 2005
Unscored

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Robin And The 7 Hoods (1964)

Robbo robs the rich.

Nov 17, 2005
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Babe, The (1992)

Troubled boy becomes Babe.

Nov 17, 2005
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Babe, The (1992)

Biopic of the Babe.

Nov 17, 2005
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Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)

Huge hottie hammers houses.

Nov 16, 2005
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Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)

Documenting Murray's aquatic antics.

Nov 16, 2005
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Racing Stripes (2005)

Zebra's a striped Seabiscuit.

Nov 16, 2005
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Cupid In The Cow Camp (1913)

Herd in heat.

Nov 16, 2005
Unscored

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Exploding A Submarine Mine (1902)

Submersed sapper's device detonated.

Nov 16, 2005
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Cleaning Pig's Feet (1901)

Hooves hosed down.

Nov 16, 2005
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Highland Dance (1894)

Celtics dance without pants.

Nov 16, 2005
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Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)

Sea 'salt' oversees ceremony.

Nov 16, 2005
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Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)

Livestock not so live.

Nov 15, 2005
Unscored

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Annie Oakley (1894)

Sassy sharpshooter's cinematic shots.

Nov 15, 2005
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Admiral Dewey Receiving The Washington And New York Committees (1899)

Admiral introduced to urbanites.

Nov 15, 2005
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Cutting Beef (1901)

Meat meets the slicer.

Nov 15, 2005
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Bruce Lee: In His Own Words (1998)

Kung fu fighter's clips.

Nov 15, 2005
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American Mullet (2001)

Flick on hair flair.

Nov 15, 2005
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)

Chinese cultist gets chopped.

Nov 15, 2005
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Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)

Stuart swiftly severed.

Nov 15, 2005
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Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)

Rubber nose with rubbers.

Nov 15, 2005
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Barbie As The Princess And The Pauper (2004)

Doll treated like royalty.

Nov 15, 2005
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)

Croissants cum with filling.

Nov 15, 2005
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Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)

Goat fleeces sheep.

Nov 14, 2005
Unscored

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Patton (1970)

Patton treads on treads.

Nov 14, 2005
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Starship Troopers (1997)

Marines mash massive beetles.

Nov 10, 2005
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Racing Stripes (2005)

Zebra zips along track.

Nov 10, 2005
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Cupid In The Cow Camp (1913)

Love bug bites bovines.

Nov 10, 2005
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Making Love In A Hammock (1897)

Swingers in a swing.

Nov 10, 2005
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Girls Battling For A Hammock (1897)

Chicks fight over swinger.

Nov 10, 2005
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Rat Killing (1894)

Rodents erased from existence.

Nov 10, 2005
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Elephants In A Tent (1902)

Pachyderms under pitched tent.

Nov 10, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)

The penetration of Paris.

Nov 10, 2005
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Images Of Indians: How Hollywood Stereotyped The Native American (2003)

Cinema's classic Indian image.

Nov 10, 2005
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Vote (1)

Remember The Titans (2000)

Denzel demands excellence, equality.

Nov 10, 2005
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)

Watching Wisconsin Senator's witchhunt.

Nov 10, 2005
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)

Monochrome, Murrow, McCarthy, Marxism.

Nov 10, 2005
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TRON (1982)

Disney's dynamic digital debacle.

Nov 10, 2005
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Last Samurai, The (2003)

Buddha, bushido, and blades.

Nov 10, 2005
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)

Burgundy a sexy sexist.

Nov 10, 2005
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Frightened filmmakers in forest.

Nov 10, 2005
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Jarhead (2005)

Gyllenhaal's gung-ho in Gulf.

Nov 10, 2005
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Ali (2001)

Cassius a conscientious objector.

Nov 9, 2005
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Ali (2001)

Ali embraces Allah entirely.

Nov 9, 2005
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Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)

Goat sheepishly tricks flock.

Nov 7, 2005
Unscored

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Man On The Moon (1999)

Rubberface re-enacts Kaufman comedy.

Nov 7, 2005
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People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)

Woody's magazine gives woodies.

Nov 7, 2005
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Jesus, that looks painful.

Nov 7, 2005
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Syriana (2005)

Clooney's crude oil conspiracy.

Nov 7, 2005
Unscored

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Halo (2012)

Chief clashes with Covenant.

Nov 7, 2005
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Patton (1970)

Patton pummels Rommel.

Nov 7, 2005
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Patton (1970)

Patton outfoxes the Fox.

Nov 7, 2005
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Patton (1970)

Patton picks apart Panzers.

Nov 7, 2005
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Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death (1989)

Feisty female flesheaters.

Nov 6, 2005
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Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death (1989)

Females in fruit forest.

Nov 6, 2005
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Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)

Wealthy Welshman with watercolor.

Nov 5, 2005
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All The President's Men (1976)

Newsmen nab Nixon.

Nov 4, 2005
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Bailey's Billion$ (2005)

Mutt fetches monumental wealth.

Nov 4, 2005
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Bailey's Billion$ (2005)

Canine cashes in.

Nov 4, 2005
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New York Minute (2004)

Adolescent Olsens evade Eugene.

Nov 4, 2005
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Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998)

A droll doll documentary.

Nov 4, 2005
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Uncle Buck (1989)

Candy plays chunky babysitter.

Nov 1, 2005
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Armageddon (1998)

Asteroid wipes out Willis.

Nov 1, 2005
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Barbie Nation: An Unauthorized Tour (1998)

How Miss Mattel's made.

Nov 1, 2005
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Stuck On You (2003)

Siamese twins see Hollywood.

Nov 1, 2005
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Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars, The (1998)

Kitchen appliance gets astronomical.

Nov 1, 2005
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Mobsters And Mormons (2005)

Salt Lake crime syndicate.

Nov 1, 2005
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)

Snipers stalk through Stalingrad.

Oct 29, 2005
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Hanks hunts down DiCaprio.

Oct 29, 2005
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Hidalgo (2004)

Aragon races through Arabia.

Oct 29, 2005
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Monkey And Another, Boxing (1891)

Monkey fighting on film.

Oct 28, 2005
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April Fool Joke, An (1901)

April Fools antics filmed.

Oct 28, 2005
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Monkey And Another, Boxing (1891)

Simians square off.

Oct 23, 2005
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Citizen Kane (1941)

Publisher rues losing Rosebud.

Oct 22, 2005
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Chicken Thief, The (1902)

Thief egg-scapes with chickens.

Oct 22, 2005
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Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)

A mammoth mammoth.

Oct 20, 2005
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Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)

Elephant uses the john.

Oct 20, 2005
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Elevating An Elephant (1913)

Babar gets big air.

Oct 20, 2005
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Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)

Documentary of mammoth proportions.

Oct 20, 2005
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Bambi (1942)

Doe bites the dust.

Oct 20, 2005
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Chicken Run (2000)

Feisty fowls flee farm.

Oct 20, 2005
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Schneider's a low-cost lover.

Oct 18, 2005
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Housesitter becomes man ho.

Oct 18, 2005
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Casey At The Bat (1899)

Casey's ego ends game.

Oct 18, 2005
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Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)

Cook's incompetence causes layoff.

Oct 18, 2005
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Tremors (1990)

Big worms beneath Perfection.

Oct 18, 2005
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)

Subterranian simians with telepathics.

Oct 18, 2005
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Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)

Chocolate with killer tendencies.

Oct 17, 2005
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