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Reviews by 'cerealandrubberbands'
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with a total of
681
reviews published to date.
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Smurfy Claus is coming...
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Hare's some Looney bloopers.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Biscuits with jizzlet gravy.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Incestuous Icelandic impregnation incident.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner gets Big...boobs.
Feb 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
25th Hour (2002)
Norton's final free day.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Trees drawn at rake.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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Acne (2003)
Rusty Nails causes Acne.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Rain. Cat and dog.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
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Alien� (1992)
Hairless Weaver alienated again.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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All Nude Summer (1998)
No school, no clothes.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Stifler, Jim lock lips.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
American Tail, An (1986)
Mousekewitzes intensify NYC infestations.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Arrival Of A Train At La Ciotat (1896)
French Express.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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Arrival Of Humpty Dumpty (1903)
Humpty's broke, see yolk.
May 18, 2005
Unscored
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Swedish pump saves day.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox, time flies.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Backbeat (1994)
Bad brain Stu.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bambi (1942)
Orphan befriends a Thumper.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
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Barbershop, The (1894)
40 second shave, haircut.
May 19, 2005
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Barenaked In America (1999)
Musical Canadians go south.
Apr 5, 2005
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Barenaked In America (1999)
Rockumentary with the Ladies.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
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Batman Forever (1995)
Iceman takes the Ace.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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Be Yourself! (1930)
Jerry plays the Field.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
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Being Mick (2001)
Rockers under Mick's thumb.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton and chariots.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Bomb God destroys earth.
May 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Roborant Robin's robust robot.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blacksmith Scene (1893)
Making horseshoes with booze.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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Bloodsucking Killerclowns From Outer Space (1999)
Spaceship or clown car?
May 3, 2005
Unscored
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Blue Movie (1969)
Louis, Viva fuck. Fin.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Girl causes brain damage.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Electric Ice-T.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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Bull Durham (1988)
Crash gets Nuked.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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Cable Guy, The (1996)
Stiller's a Sweet guy.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
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Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Paris hosts demolition derby.
Feb 21, 2006
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Casey At The Bat (1899)
Cocky baseballer causes joylessness.
May 11, 2005
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers' Cat falls flat.
Jun 15, 2005
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Catch-22 (1970)
Yossarian Catches the madness.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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Chapeaux � Transformations (1895)
Professional wears many hats.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
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Charlotte's Web (1973)
Literate spider popularizes pig?
May 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure (2003)
Wilbur, A.C. (After Charlotte).
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Adams: Lesbian, straight... bi?
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Chinese Laundry Scene (1895)
Hop Lee's laundering scheme.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
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Cinderella Story, A (2004)
Hillarella.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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City Slickers (1991)
Crystal: City to Cowboy.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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Cleaning Pig's Feet (1901)
Scrubbing til they're pink.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
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Clerks. (1994)
Veronica has blow addiction.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Close My Eyes (1991)
Owen's incestuous incubus.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Clown Et Ses Chiens, Le (1892)
Clown and dogs animated.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
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Clue (1985)
Curry gets a Clue.
May 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cock Fight, The (1894)
Cock's coop de main.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
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Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)
Rockers are never Malone.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise becomes new Hustler.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Rockwell does Barris well.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Pie ala ho.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Corner In Wheat, A (1909)
Dabbling in the Grain.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Deaf Mute Recitation (1901)
Signaling signer sings 'Spangled'.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Death Wish (1974)
From drawings to maulings.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Defending Your Life (1991)
Brooks life gets Bucked.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)
Machine lifting iron, training.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Schneider's gig is gigolo.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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Dick (1999)
Hedaya's a tricky Dick.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Vaughn's an Average Joe.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Daniels Dumb, Carrey Dumber.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Duncan Or Devonald With Muslin Cloud (1891)
Duncan on another stratus.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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Duncan Or Devonald With Muslin Cloud (1891)
Duncan dodges stratus.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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Duncan Smoking (1891)
Duncan unfiltered.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
ET heals plant, self.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Eclipse: Courtship Of The Sun And Moon, The (1907)
Sexy eclipse excites astronomer.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Edison Employee Picnic (1894)
Edison treats his workers.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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Electra Glide In Blue (1973)
Blake in the desert.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
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Elephant's Bath, The (1902)
Elephant gets Dove.
Jan 3, 2006
Unscored
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Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Geppetto pimps out Pinocchio.
Feb 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Nanook inserts frozen Creamsicle.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
�tre Et Avoir (2002)
French kids get schooled.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Face/Off (1997)
Johnolas Cagevolta.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fahrenhype 9/11 (2004)
Moore gets Bush-whacked.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fast, Cheap & Out Of Control (1997)
Errol's Odd Quartet.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fencing (1892)
Edison film's personal touch-e.
Jul 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Arquette's kid's a cracker.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Flowers & Freckle Cream (2000)
Speckled freckle spackle tactic.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fly II, The (1989)
Brundlefly's revenge.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum's bugging out.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
For Love Of The Game (1999)
Costner's Untouchable...in baseball.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Forget Paris (1995)
Kareem tossed by midget.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump runs through time.
May 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Forward (1901)
Four statues get modelled.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
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Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)
Frankie and the Wolf.
Feb 14, 2006
Unscored
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Fred Ott Holding A Bird (1894)
Ott's hand = Bird's nest.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
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From Puppets To Pixels: Digital Characters In Episode II (2002)
Oz uses his forte.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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Frosty The Snowman (1969)
'Snow secret, hat's magic!
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Game Of Death (1978)
Lee keeps down Lo.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Game, The (1997)
Douglas plays cruelish game.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Murray: furry. Fun: none.
Feb 11, 2006
Unscored
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Gentleman's Game, A (2001)
Sinise Fosters good sportsmanship.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
George Of The Jungle (1997)
Fraser's no Weismueller.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Grease (1978)
Word's Grease, hair's greasy.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Great Train Robbery, The (1903)
Broncho gets caboose kicked.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Gus (1976)
Up and Atoms.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
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