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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Age, cunning baffles youths.
May 22, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bugs bugs out.
Mar 28, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton to the hilt.
Sep 30, 2005
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris celebrates large opening.
May 24, 2006
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100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Espousing spousicide.
Mar 31, 2005
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12 Hot Women (2003)
12 half-baked babes.
Nov 17, 2005
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Decks awash with calamari.
Oct 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kier wanders near Uranus.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's hit. Clark's materpiece.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Clever chimp discovers 'super-weapon'.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
'Bone of contention' unearthed.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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8� (1963)
Film-maker overwhelmed, starts again.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Aaron Slick From Punkin Crick (1952)
Widow dreams, crooks scheme.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Acne (2003)
Bad complexions encourage complexes.
Jul 6, 2006
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Acne (2003)
Teen Scarfaces Rebel.
Jul 6, 2006
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Actor's And Sin (1952)
Pre-pubescent pen-pusher publishes pornography.
Apr 11, 2008
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Admiral Cigarette (1897)
Tar rejects fags.
May 1, 2007
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Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Seadog visits 'pooch' deck.
Jul 18, 2006
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Admiral Dewey's First Step On American Shore (1899)
Dewey's historic landing filmed.
Jul 13, 2006
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
(Wo)Men from down under.
Mar 29, 2006
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Al Capone (1959)
Biggest crime? Steiger's overacting.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Alamo, The (1960)
Wayne reinterprets Mexican victory.
Dec 11, 2004
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Alfie (1966)
Sleazy lovers consider abortion.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Alice Chops The Suey (1925)
Alice's 'Chinese' Restaurant.
Sep 30, 2005
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Alice conducts warren inquiry.
Mar 4, 2006
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Alice inspires rock musicians.
Mar 7, 2006
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Alice, ten feet tall.
Mar 4, 2006
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Painting the roses red.
Mar 4, 2006
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Heavenly hydrants well watered.
Jul 3, 2007
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Dog sees om-nip-otent being.
Jul 3, 2007
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All That Jazz (1979)
Narcissistic dance genius�s autobiography.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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All That Jazz (1979)
Dance tyrant faces mortality.
Dec 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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All That Jazz (1979)
Fosse suffers superficial coronary.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Nixon ends �Checkered� career.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Gator flushed with success.
Jan 15, 2007
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Almost Famous (2000)
Junior journalist documents rockers.
Jan 4, 2007
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Am�lie (2001)
Tricky pixie finds love.
Aug 20, 2004
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American Movie: The Making of Northwestern (1999)
Optimistic filmmaker cons family.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Amputating A Leg (1902)
Cut, bleed, sew. CUT!
Apr 4, 2006
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Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Poop-chutes plundered for sex.
Mar 30, 2008
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Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
FUNDAMENTally flawed!
Mar 31, 2008
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Animal Farm (1954)
Oinkers become social climbers.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs in disgrace!
Jan 29, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Animal husbandry mooo-vie.
Jul 28, 2006
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Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Mate alone little doggie.
Aug 3, 2006
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Animalympics (1980)
See Spot Run.
Oct 9, 2012
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Animalympics (1980)
Snakes in a strain.
Oct 10, 2012
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Annie Oakley (1894)
Annie; Famous for banging.
Jul 28, 2006
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Antonia's Line (1995)
Brutish brother rapes step-sister.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
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As Good As It Gets (1997)
Prickly homophobe adjusts attitudes.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Earth, fleas from dog.
Mar 30, 2006
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Deadly fridge ices victims.
Jul 23, 2004
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Stabbed, wrapped and frozen.
Nov 25, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Fridge dispenses death.
Nov 25, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Reds stage crimson revolution.
Dec 15, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Vegi/fruit, savage brute.
Dec 15, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Tomatoes roll over humanity.
Dec 16, 2005
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Tomatoes attack, humanity preserved.
Dec 28, 2005
Unscored
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Great Scot steals libido.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Aviator And The Autoist Race For A Bride, The (1912)
A wedding of technologies.
Jan 25, 2007
Unscored
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Aviator, The (2004)
Howard crazy like fox.
Jan 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Aviator becomes nervous wreck.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Aviator awash with fear.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Babies Rolling Eggs (1902)
Tots and rollers.
May 15, 2005
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Backdraft (1991)
Clever arsonist baffles investigators.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Bad Boy And The Gardener, The (1896)
A couple of hosers.
Sep 12, 2005
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Bad Santa (2003)
Santas' nose outshines Rudolph's.
May 12, 2006
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Bambi (1942)
Hunter harvests Bambi's mom.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bambi (1942)
Stag renews parental bonds.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzilla destroys venison challenger.
Sep 27, 2005
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Banger Sisters, The (2002)
Droopy groupies stage reunion.
Dec 4, 2006
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Barbarella (1968)
Pre-feminist sexploitation fantasy.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Barbie And The Magic Of Pegasus 3-D (2005)
Barbie and Magic Stud.
Jul 13, 2006
Unscored
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Selfish Irishman reaps rewards.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Stepson shoots dueling daddy.
Mar 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Battle Of Britain (1969)
Britian almost Focked up.
Jul 13, 2006
Unscored
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Bay Of Love And Sorrows, The (2002)
Rich kid creats crimemune.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Bayonet Versus Bayonet (1897)
1890s cutting edge weaponry.
Jan 15, 2007
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Beast With Five Fingers, The (1946)
Villagers oppose opposable digits.
Jan 24, 2006
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Beast, The (1988)
Beast-men savage Afghans.
Nov 17, 2005
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Beef, Sheep And Hog Killing (1901)
Cattle battle.
Apr 2, 2005
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxers have 'brief' rebellion.
Nov 15, 2005
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Beheading Chinese (1903)
Boxers get chop-chop.
Jun 15, 2005
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Best Ass In The World (2003)
Gluteous Maximus.
Jan 30, 2013
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Best Ass In The World (2003)
Turned a better cheek.
Jan 30, 2013
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Best Damn Fiddler From Calabogie To Kaladar, The (1968)
Kidder seeks her fortune.
Apr 3, 2007
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Best In Show (2000)
Pooches upstage bitchy owners.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Best In Show (2000)
Showing canines grin-worthy.
May 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Chicken Ranch almost plucked.
Dec 15, 2004
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Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Urban renewal threatens bordello.
Dec 6, 2004
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Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Dolly packs double 45s.
Jan 12, 2005
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Bewitched (2005)
Nichole's nose upstages, again!
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Beyond The Sea (2004)
Darin; bubblegum to folk.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Billy Elliot (2000)
Boy's ballet embarrasses homophobes.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Black Sunday (1977)
Terrorists attempt Superbowl massacre.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
Self-serve blood buffet.
Mar 21, 2006
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Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
Cast gives anemic performance.
Mar 21, 2006
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Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
Toothsome grins around table.
Mar 21, 2006
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Blue Water Hunting (1993)
Fonda fish spearing.
Jul 19, 2007
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Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Dan blows 'Blues Brothers'.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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