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Reviews by 'Yelnats'
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with a total of
1612
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Zombieland (2009)
Head-shots save ammunition.
Jan 29, 2013
Unscored
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(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Wouldn't hurt a fry.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
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Ziegfeld: The Man And His Women (1978)
Ziegfield's follies.
Dec 31, 2005
Unscored
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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Shots in the Dark!
Feb 10, 2013
Unscored
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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Obama, Osama, big drama.
Feb 10, 2013
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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Obama creates major martyr.
Feb 10, 2013
Unscored
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You Don't Know Dick: Courageous Hearts Of Transsexual Men (1996)
Not cutout for manhood.
Oct 22, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Das Beat.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(40)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Ringo torpedoes title tune.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles try some Disney.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Wrestling Dog, The (1894)
Wrestling with dogged determination.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
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Wreck Of The Mary Deare, The (1959)
Oh dear! Mary's wrecked!
Jan 22, 2007
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Wreck Of The Mary Deare, The (1959)
Mary goes bottoms up.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Can't Harley keep up.
Mar 15, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Big engined Injin racer.
Mar 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
World's Biggest Penis (2006)
Donkey Dong.
Jan 30, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
AIDS benefit, of sorts.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Woman Haters (1934)
Misogynists; Larry, Curly, Moe.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Garland's best blow job!
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lost dog inspires fantasy.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Wicked witch washed up.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Cyclone transforms dreary Kansas.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Fantasy with a twist(er).
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Twister triggers technicolour daydream.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Tween fantasizes during twister.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Unlikely trio de-feets witch.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Trio unmasks wimpy wizard.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
'On Golden Path'.
Jan 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy kicks up heels.
Jan 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wiz, The (1978)
Jacko makes a Wiz.
Mar 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Sharing & Caring (1998)
Selfishness Pooh-Poohed.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
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Wilde (1997)
Imprisoned gay playwright exiled.
Oct 24, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Wilde (1997)
Playwright exercises 'gay writes'.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Wilde (1997)
Wilde becomes Bosie's bitch.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Wilde (1997)
Victorian laws entrap sodomite.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wild One, The (1953)
Brando Harley acts.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wild One, The (1953)
Mumbling biker terrorizes town.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Wild One, The (1953)
Brando Harley rides Triumph.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wild One, The (1953)
Brando 'Triumphs' over town.
Aug 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)
Cook's in hot water.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
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Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)
Too many cooks spoiled.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
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(22)
Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)
Pot-boiler features butchered chefs.
Sep 12, 2004
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Vote
(1)
Who Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? (1978)
Chefs for the chop.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
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White Oleander (2002)
Murderess criticizes daughter's hairstyle.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
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When Worlds Collide (1951)
Rogue planet threatens Earth.
May 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)
Tina turns on Ike.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)
Unlikeable Ike takes hike.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Cackles, shackles, geriatric whackos.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Dementia 1. Alzheimers 0.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Bette 'gets the bird'.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
What About Bob? (1991)
Annoying patient stalks shrink.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Whale Rider (2002)
Girl breaks Maori taboos.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Westward The Women (1951)
Westward Hoes!
May 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Westward The Women (1951)
Wagons carry brides west.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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West Side Story (1961)
Natalie's lip-syncing still irritates.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
West Side Story (1961)
Dancing delinquents win Oscars.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Hoofers good fighters? Not!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Fire escape romance doomed.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Herzog swallows tongue.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
We're No Angels (1989)
Convicts become devout converts.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
We're No Angels (1989)
Escaped crooks bear crosses.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
We're No Angels (1989)
'Priest' buys $5 whore.
May 13, 2005
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We're No Angels (1989)
Sean escapes from pen.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
We're No Angels (1989)
Escaped cons double-'crossed'.
Jun 4, 2005
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We're No Angels (1989)
Loose canons evade pursuit.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
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Way French Bathing Girls Bathe, The (1899)
Frenchies all washed up.
Jun 4, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Way French Bathing Girls Bathe, The (1899)
Mademoiselles pelted, with water.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
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Waterworld (1995)
Costner has wet nightmare.
Dec 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner's 'Dances With Sharks'.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Waterworld (1995)
Watered down 'Mad Max'.
Dec 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Washing Gold On 20 Above Hunker, Klondike (1901)
Hunkering down for gold.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Washing Gold On 20 Above Hunker, Klondike (1901)
Gold comes on stream.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Sinks to high hills.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Swiss are washed up.
Jan 23, 2006
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(1)
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Swiss are Tidey folk.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Swiss swatches being washed.
Jan 24, 2006
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Holmes probes hidden depths.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Johnny Wadd's flopumentary.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Phallus in wonderland.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Druggie pornstar pops off.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Holmes eases proctologist�s work.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Memoirs of a super-stud.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Film �satyr�izes porn star.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Holmes 'pricks' penile illusions.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Loin tamer.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
The 'Longfellow' of porn.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
John drives home point.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Easy cum, easy go.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Last of 'big spenders'.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
'Femme fatale' times five.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Violent Is The Word For Curly (1938)
Hirsute pursuit.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Vertigo (1958)
Stewart can't get high.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Veronica Guerin (2003)
Journalist probes drug culture.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Veronica Guerin (2003)
Druggies ice pluckey mick.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Variety Views: Mr. Chimp On Vacation (1946)
Hanging out with monkeys.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
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Variety Views: Mr. Chimp On Vacation (1946)
Apes on breaks.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
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Vampire Hookers (1978)
Two bit(e) whores.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Sailors experience vein drain.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Twat did you say?
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
I cunt hear you.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Page Range
Zombie <---> Vagina
Vagina <---> Super
Super <---> Sheepm
She St <---> Pulp F
Pulp F <---> Old Ye
Old Ye <---> Messen
Messen <---> Lenny
Lenny <---> Interv
Interv <---> Great
Great <---> Fighti
Fighti <---> Dr. St
Dr. St <---> Cookin
Consta <---> Burnin
Burnin <---> Believ
Believ <---> Anne O
Animal <---> 12 Hot
102 Da <---> 'Foxy
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