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Reviews by 'Yelnats'
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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Obama creates major martyr.
Feb 10, 2013
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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Obama, Osama, big drama.
Feb 10, 2013
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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
Shots in the Dark!
Feb 10, 2013
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Creeping Flesh, The (1973)
Fleshdance.
Feb 7, 2013
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Story Of Mount Rushmore: America In Stone, The (1994)
Presidents display chiseled jaws.
Feb 2, 2013
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Soggy Penis Syndrome (2004)
Stinky Dinky Story.
Jan 31, 2013
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World's Biggest Penis (2006)
Donkey Dong.
Jan 30, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Best Ass In The World (2003)
Turned a better cheek.
Jan 30, 2013
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Best Ass In The World (2003)
Gluteous Maximus.
Jan 30, 2013
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Zombieland (2009)
Head-shots save ammunition.
Jan 29, 2013
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Lincoln (2012)
Shot in the dark.
Jan 29, 2013
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Chock-full-O-nuts
Jan 29, 2013
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Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Heston waves, waves parted.
Jan 29, 2013
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Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs in disgrace!
Jan 29, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Animalympics (1980)
Snakes in a strain.
Oct 10, 2012
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Frankenweenie (2012)
Burton barking mad, again.
Oct 9, 2012
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Final Countdown, The (1980)
Kirk revisits crime scene.
Oct 9, 2012
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Decks awash with calamari.
Oct 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Big suckers impress Kirk.
Oct 9, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(1)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Tom plays scratch ball.
Oct 9, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Animalympics (1980)
See Spot Run.
Oct 9, 2012
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League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Pussies play scratch ball.
Aug 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Babes swing the wood.
Aug 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Thorns From A Rose (2008)
Rose rage.
Oct 4, 2010
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Old Man And The Sea, The (1958)
A cast of thousand$.
Oct 4, 2010
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Old Man And The Sea, The (1958)
Tracy catches tun-a fish.
Oct 4, 2010
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Chinese Death Thorn, The (1913)
Bad bunch of pricks.
Oct 4, 2010
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Nuts on forehead? Showoff!
Oct 2, 2010
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Mime Massacre (2006)
Mimeaphobe commits mimeacide.
Oct 2, 2010
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Collateral (2004)
Cab becomes Cruise missile.
Oct 2, 2010
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Monsturd (2003)
Criminal transforms into stoolie.
Oct 1, 2010
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Boa vs. Python (2004)
Snakes in a strain.
Nov 9, 2008
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Saw V (2008)
'Saw' long in tooth.
Nov 9, 2008
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(2)
Boa vs. Python (2004)
Constrictor experiences crushing defeat.
Nov 8, 2008
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(1)
Saw V (2008)
Hack-saw.
Nov 8, 2008
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(1)
Microwave Massacre (1983)
Cereal Nuker.
Jun 14, 2008
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(2)
Boys Stealing Apples (1898)
A big 'Mac' attack.
May 8, 2008
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(2)
Best Ass In The World (2003)
'End' of the world.
Apr 12, 2008
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(8)
Androcles And The Lion (1952)
Lion spares kindly Christian.
Apr 11, 2008
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Androcles And The Lion (1952)
Androcles solves thorny problem.
Apr 11, 2008
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(2)
Age Of The Beaver (1952)
Furrin film.
Apr 11, 2008
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Actor's And Sin (1952)
Pre-pubescent pen-pusher publishes pornography.
Apr 11, 2008
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Free Willy (1993)
Dork frees Orca.
Apr 7, 2008
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Earth (2007)
Global Warning!
Apr 2, 2008
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Earth (2007)
Earth under the weather.
Apr 2, 2008
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Earth (2007)
Terra infirma.
Apr 2, 2008
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(2)
Shipbuilders (1944)
Features many riveting performances.
Mar 31, 2008
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(2)
Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
FUNDAMENTally flawed!
Mar 31, 2008
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Milk (2008)
Gay(ness) enrages White.
Mar 30, 2008
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Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Poop-chutes plundered for sex.
Mar 30, 2008
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Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
Orca nearly forked.
Mar 30, 2008
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Hi-gal diets.
Mar 27, 2008
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Daily Special; Hot Pussy.
Mar 27, 2008
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Food for twat.
Mar 27, 2008
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Man Who Sued God, The (2001)
Fine print sinks fisherman.
Feb 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Streep nags clothes horses.
Jan 10, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bidget's tries Thai 'shrooms .
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bidget's cock-up in Bangkok.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Odor in the court.
Jan 6, 2008
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(4)
Fighting Tailor, The (1926)
Tailor is 'sew-sew' fighter.
Jan 6, 2008
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Fighting Tailor, The (1926)
Tailor 'unsuited' for fighting.
Jan 6, 2008
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Great Caruso, The (1951)
Fate, voice then death.
Nov 17, 2007
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Miracle Of Our Lady Of Fatima, The (1952)
Teenybopper single-handedly converts thousands.
Oct 31, 2007
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Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism (2004)
Fox; Friend or faux?
Oct 31, 2007
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League Of Their Own, A (1992)
RBIs, ERAs and PMS.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
Oxygen deprivation enhances climax.
Sep 7, 2007
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(1)
Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Invisible rubber face unfunny.
Sep 5, 2007
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Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Chase easily seen through.
Sep 5, 2007
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(1)
Sex Aliens (1986)
Outercourse.
Sep 3, 2007
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Sex And Zen (1992)
Sexistentialism.
Aug 15, 2007
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Queen, The (2006)
Lady dies. Funeral.
Aug 8, 2007
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(3)
Stunning Cattle (1901)
Moo-ed altering slugs.
Jul 21, 2007
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Blue Water Hunting (1993)
Fonda fish spearing.
Jul 19, 2007
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Stunning Cattle (1901)
Bovines rendered supine.
Jul 16, 2007
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Hunchback stoops to crime.
Jul 16, 2007
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Pitiful recluse gets dame.
Jul 16, 2007
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Queen, The (2006)
Neighbour bags Queen's stag.
Jul 6, 2007
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(1)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Bark of the covenant.
Jul 3, 2007
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(8)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Angels stooping and scooping?
Jul 3, 2007
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Dog sees om-nip-otent being.
Jul 3, 2007
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Heavenly hydrants well watered.
Jul 3, 2007
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Span-gels.
Jul 3, 2007
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Evan Almighty (2007)
Evan hears bad 'tidings'.
Jun 30, 2007
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Great Global Warming Swindle, The (2007)
Fighting fire with liars.
Jun 26, 2007
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Great Global Warming Swindle, The (2007)
Durkin douses global warming.
Jun 26, 2007
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Great Global Warming Swindle, The (2007)
Hot, off the press!
Jun 26, 2007
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Drunken Acrobat, The (1896)
Zambini dive-bombs Zamboni.
Jun 22, 2007
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Educated Fish (1937)
Educated brain-food.
Jun 15, 2007
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Educated Fish (1937)
Hooked on education.
Jun 15, 2007
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Marie Antoinette (2006)
Frogs decapitate defenceless damsel.
Jun 14, 2007
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Marie Antoinette (2006)
Bouffant hairstyle impedes guillotine.
Jun 14, 2007
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Drunken Acrobat, The (1896)
High, wired.
Jun 14, 2007
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Educated Fish (1937)
Excellent de-baiters.
Jun 14, 2007
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Educated Fish (1937)
Attended fin-ishing school.
Jun 14, 2007
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Drunken Acrobat, The (1896)
Performance was big flop.
Jun 14, 2007
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Germs And Microbes (1916)
A film of germs.
Jun 14, 2007
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Charge Of The Light Brigade, The (1968)
Sabers 3 - Grapeshot 456.
Jun 14, 2007
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Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)
Cattle poo choo-choo.
Jun 8, 2007
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Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)
Rolling stock cars.
Jun 5, 2007
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Marie Antoinette (2006)
'Cake' joke backfires.
May 28, 2007
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