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Reviews by 'derek in orlando'
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with a total of
309
reviews published to date.
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All The President's Men (1976)
Tricky Dick's sticky wicket.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bachelor Party (1984)
Gump's last donkey show.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Lamar Shedds anal fixation.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude abides and breeds.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blood Feast (1963)
Carniverous caterer chops chicks.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Born Losers, The (1967)
Billy Jack battles bikers.
May 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Caligula (1979)
Roman atrocities as entertainment.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Spazz rents girlfriend.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Change Of Habit (1969)
Elvis as singing doctor.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Death Race 2000 (1975)
Hit Grandma for points!
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Recycled beer not tasty.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Eve And The Handyman (1961)
Persistant saleswoman stalks janitor.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
Cavernous cleavage can kill.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Fletch (1985)
Chevy has side-splitting pseudonyms.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Flubber (1997)
Mork makes snot fly.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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G.I. Blues (1960)
Elvis as singing soldier.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Good Son, The (1993)
Frodo's mom drops Mac.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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I Am Curious (Blue) (1968)
Socialist swede boinks, redux.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Joe (1970)
Boyle bugged, Sarandon drugged.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Lifeforce (1985)
Nude space vampire invasion!
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Mandingo (1975)
Norton boils, audience recoils.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Micki + Maude (1984)
Moore as bigamist hubby.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Lovers, dreamers, talking socks.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Naked Kiss, The (1964)
Prostitute nearly marries molester.
Dec 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Office Space (1999)
TPS reports cause stress.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Ultra-creepy Mork, 'Say Cheese!'
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pod People, The (1983)
ALF as psychotic killer.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
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Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Hairy hedgehog humps hilariously.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Black sees inner beauty.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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She Freak (1967)
Conniving waitress becomes attraction.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Targets (1968)
Karloff retires, sniper fires!
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Hoser pees fire out.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
Dance, dance, dance, dead.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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This Stuff'll Kill Ya! (1971)
Church runs moonshine racket.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Toys (1992)
Toy factory turned battleground.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)
Brigadoon for rednecks.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Waterboy, The (1998)
Mama believes foosball evil.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Waterworld (1995)
Costner drinks own piss.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Weird Science (1985)
Geeks create virtual girlfriend.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Wild In The Streets (1968)
Rock star becomes President.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
New ping-pong ball use!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Animal House (1978)
Flounder's blanks kill horse.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)
Freaks drink vengeance sperm!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eye Of The Needle (1981)
MILF foils Nazi spy.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Godmonster Of Indian Flats (1973)
Killer sheep invades town.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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House Of The Screaming Virgins, The (1976)
Unfine unyoung cannibals.
Jan 14, 2005
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Jail Bait (1954)
Plastic surgury sinks murderer.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Losin' It (1983)
Cruise bangs Cheers barmaid.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Cuckolded Carrey cracks up.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Chevy disappears, sadly unpermanent.
Nov 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Motor Psycho (1965)
Veterinarian makes punks pay.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
What's with Cheadle's accent?
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Mork makes dark portraits.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Purple Rain (1984)
Disfunctional family = song fodder.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sadomania - H�lle Der Lust (1981)
Shemale runs women's prison.
May 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Signal 30 (1959)
Gore for safety's sake.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Bugs make brain milkshakes.
Nov 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Super Size Me (2004)
Mickey D's Month = McVomit.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Superstarlet A.D. (2000)
Mad Maxine.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Taste Of Blood, A (1967)
Bloody brandy makes vampires.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Teenage Bride (1970)
Step-brother steals loser's wife.
May 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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That Tender Touch (1969)
Lesbian orphan goes straight.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)
Southerners get bloody revenge.
Feb 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Kooky confectioner, crappy kids.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Shit Brick nails Milf.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers Powerless this time.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)
Gavin's mind blown. Everywhere.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Goodman self-serving at funeral.
Feb 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon- one bad bowler.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Born In East L.A. (1987)
Cheech sneaks back home.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Caged Heat (1974)
Vixen goes to prison.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Daydream Believers: The Monkees Story (2000)
Cheap biopic of pre-Fabs.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Rigby wrangles Rachel's areolas.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Mind Of Young Sally, The (1970)
DJ evades law, titillates.
May 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Eegah (1962)
Kiel's kooky caveman clunker.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Fahrenheit 451 (1966)
Bradbury baddies burn books.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Gore Gore Girls, The (1972)
Dick investigates slaughtered strippers.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Grand Theft Auto (1977)
Richie Cunningham, girl elope.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Great Texas Dynamite Chase, The (1976)
Bosomed beauties bomb banks.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Paul's granddad- shit disturber.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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K-PAX (2001)
Spaceman Spacey loves produce.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Buck fucks, then fucked.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Let It Ride (1989)
Dreyfus places big bets.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
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Mantis In Lace (1968)
Stoned stripper stabs lovers.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Collette escapes dysfunctional family.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Night Shift (1982)
Pimpin' in da morgue!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Piranha (1978)
Bloody, lower budget 'Jaws'.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Shy teen talks 'hard'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Showgirls (1995)
Berkley's career killer.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Bob sews, Miggs throws.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Straw Dogs (1971)
Rainman slaughters deranged locals.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Mocumentary goes to eleven!
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Trader Hornee (1970)
Jungle goddess actually heiress.
Feb 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Moose and squirrel bore.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pubic cake apparently inedible.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Something completely re-run.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Apes, bomb worshippers battle.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Brian's Song (1971)
Footballer tackled by cancer.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cherry, Harry & Raquel! (1970)
Busty babes distract Sheriff.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Erika's Hot Summer (1972)
Photographer f-stops his womanizing.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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