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Reviews by 'derek in orlando'
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with a total of
309
reviews published to date.
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Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Chevy disappears, sadly unpermanent.
Nov 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Female Vampire (1973)
Countess gives deadly head.
Jun 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sadomania - H�lle Der Lust (1981)
Shemale runs women's prison.
May 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Super Size Me (2004)
Mickey D's Month = McVomit.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Rollerball (1975)
Caan has steel balls.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Hairy hedgehog humps hilariously.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Russian Ark (2002)
Russian history uncut.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
Mental-lica.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
Dance, dance, dance, dead.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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House Of The Screaming Virgins, The (1976)
Unfine unyoung cannibals.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Movie sequel well KHHHHHAAAAAAAA-AAAANNNNstructed.
Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Private Lessons (1981)
Kristel makes bed, Brown.
Sep 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Monster A Go-Go (1965)
Monster a no-show.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970)
Gavin's mind blown. Everywhere.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Pesci's funny. WHACK! WHACK!
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monsturd (2003)
Scatman.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Dick's dinky dink.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
MILF dudes want sliders.
Aug 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Prick pimps piano playing.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Let It Ride (1989)
Dreyfus places big bets.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Retarded weatherman, accurate representation.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Goat story distracts President.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Blood Freak (1972)
Turkey Man kills junkies.
Jun 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
A real crack-up.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
She Freak (1967)
Conniving waitress becomes attraction.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Superstarlet A.D. (2000)
Mad Maxine.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Snowman building causes strife.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma as human blender.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Buck fucks, then fucked.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Mind Of Young Sally, The (1970)
DJ evades law, titillates.
May 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Teenage Bride (1970)
Step-brother steals loser's wife.
May 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Canadian savior licks lesbians.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
The Wild Angels (1966)
Peter fonda bikes, Sinatra.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Born In East L.A. (1987)
Cheech sneaks back home.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Rice cooks New Testament.
May 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Giant nose births Stiller.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Born Losers, The (1967)
Billy Jack battles bikers.
May 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Chatterbox (1977)
Babe's biscuit barks back.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Collette escapes dysfunctional family.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Shakes The Clown (1992)
Drunk clown, dark humor.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
Abril falls for kidnapper.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gore Gore Girls, The (1972)
Dick investigates slaughtered strippers.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Wizard Of Gore, The (1970)
Magician's tricks are deadly.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Godmonster Of Indian Flats (1973)
Killer sheep invades town.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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This Stuff'll Kill Ya! (1971)
Church runs moonshine racket.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Reefer Madness (1936)
Campy, cautionary dope show.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
High Noon (1952)
Clockwatching lawman stands ground.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pod People, The (1983)
ALF as psychotic killer.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon- one bad bowler.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Motor Psycho (1965)
Vet(eran) versus Vet(erinarian), vamp.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner drinks own piss.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow's plunge propels progeny.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Great Texas Dynamite Chase, The (1976)
Bosomed beauties bomb banks.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)
Brigadoon for rednecks.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Heidi (1968)
Girl, Interrupted.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ilsa, She Wolf Of The SS (1974)
Psycho Nazi fucks, castrates.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Motor Psycho (1965)
Veterinarian makes punks pay.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002)
Grandson's catering bloody good!
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
North To Alaska (1960)
Life in Ore-land-o.
Apr 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Lampoon and Clark bust.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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American Pie (1999)
Teen voids flute warranty.
Apr 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Duel (1971)
Road rage wrecks Weaver.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Caveman (1981)
Ringo zug-zugs Cheers' barmaid.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Eye Of The Needle (1981)
MILF foils Nazi spy.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Office Space (1999)
Bolton bummed about namesake.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Stand, The (1994)
M-O-O-N. That spells everything.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Mantis In Lace (1968)
Stoned stripper stabs lovers.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Jersey Girl (2004)
Introducing Bennifer's precocius spawn.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Farnsworth's heartwarming swan song.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Zapped! (1982)
Chachi Carries the prom.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Masque Of The Red Death, The (1964)
Plague pops Prince Prospero.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Goodbye, Mr. Riffs.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Moose and squirrel bore.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Dudley Do-Right (1999)
Dudley done-wrong.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Spartacus (1960)
Apparently, everyone is Spartacus.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
Cavernous cleavage can kill.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ghostbusters (1984)
Bureaucrat has no dick.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Hoser pees fire out.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Pickle jar inters Hitler.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Erika's Hot Summer (1972)
Photographer f-stops his womanizing.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Harrison Bergeron (1995)
Our future is lame-brained.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Chick with dick... ick!
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Dead Lugosi best actor.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Lovers, dreamers, talking socks.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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The Late Shift (1996)
Bitchy Bates buries Johnny.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bride Of The Monster (1955)
Lugosi slaps his Johnson.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Rat Race (2001)
Barbie Museum not dreamhouse.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Mom's 'Fraunch' cuisine undesireable.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Bob sews, Miggs throws.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Signal 30 (1959)
Gore for safety's sake.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Bobby Jones, Stroke Of Genius (2004)
Jesus as golfing legend.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
They Saved Hitler's Brain (1968)
Beheaded fuhrer runs island.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The (1964)
Nonsensical carnival zombie musical.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Boxcar Bertha (1972)
Hershey kisses many men.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dune (1984)
Shout shatters Sting's sternum.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Recycled beer not tasty.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Good Son, The (1993)
Frodo's mom drops Mac.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Grease 2 (1982)
Like 'Grease', except lame.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(4)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Lamar Shedds anal fixation.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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That Tender Touch (1969)
Lesbian orphan goes straight.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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