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Horror, Thriller
Fritz Kiersch
Stephen King
George Goldsmith
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Courtney Gains
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Children Of The Corn

(1984)
74 reviews
Film rated 2.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.9 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.3 / 5)
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It shucked.
Tori 
  Vote (52)   
Breed them and reap.
demonic 
  Vote (48)   
Little Crop of Horrors.
Animal Mutha 
  Vote (41)   
Good crop, bad crop.
Sludge 
  Vote (24)   
Field Of Screams.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote (21)   
Kings cereal-killer thriller.
bennyr81 
  Vote (18)   
Cult on the cob.
redPen 
  Vote (17)   
Natural corn killers.
spyderman 
  Vote (17)   
Amaizeing young killers.
randall 
  Vote (16)   
Baals of hay worshipped!
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (16)   
Kids form crop circle.
Sludge 
  Vote (15)   
Kids have parents' ears.
RockGolf 
  Vote (15)   
Goes against the grain.
bife 
  Vote (14)   
Kiddie corn.
Yelnats 
  Vote (14)   
Children 'farmed' and dangerous.
Yukon 
  Vote (13)   
Corny and childish horror.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (12)   
Cob Killers.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (11)   
Cereal killers.
scrivener 
  Vote (11)   
Child cornography.
Dante 
  Vote (10)   
Corn and the macabre.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (10)   
Farmer takes a life.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
A-maize-ingly inept King potboiler.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (9)   
Original corn bred recipe.
Larry 
  Vote (8)   
Corny, yet satanic, children.
LPH 
  Vote (8)   
Crop-sickles.
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
Corn kids' parents popped.
duh 
  Vote (7)   
Killing fields have ears.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Stalk-ers.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (7)   
Ear-y killings.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (5)   
From Husk 'til Dawn.
damalc 
  Vote (5)   
Sarah Corn-er.
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Scream of the crop.
Obie 
  Vote (5)   
Congregation: Sickle-wielding sickos.
evilwillhunting 
  Vote (5)   
Corn of the Dead.
shoon 
  Vote (4)   
Corn of the Dread.
shoon 
  Vote (4)   
Scarecrow and Mr. King.
Lobo 
  Vote (4)   
Witless, gratuitously bloody cobbledegook.
clay 
  Vote (4)   
Corny cult 'Gains' followers.
Canklefish 
  Vote (4)   
ear-ie
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote (4)   
Shucks Pa. Creams Ma.
clay 
  Vote (3)   
Hard gore corn.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (3)   
Corny children are stalk(er)s.
JWMP 
  Vote (2)   
Isaac cultivates killer crop.
jinx 
  Vote (2)   
Stalker kids corner adults.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
Killer farm kids un-stable.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Hamilton maize-d and confused.
Yukon 
  Vote (2)   
Children honour/murder parents.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Tykes resist curfew.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Creepy, corny kids.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Children shuck adults.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote (1)   
King's corn.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (1)   
Cultish kids are cropped.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Ears looking at you?
Warzonkey 
  Vote (1)   
Tourists hit stabbed boy.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Kids kill tourists. Corny.
McKorkel 
  Vote (1)   
Zealot tots rule town.
Jen 
  Vote    
Corny cultist killer kids.
Yelnats 
  Vote    
Creature conjures kiddie killers.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
Corn an unfit parent.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Kids are mother shuckers.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
A corny King adaptation.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Gains is all ears.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote    
Kiersch's corny King clunker.
Larry 
  Vote    
Kids become 'corny' killers.
No 
  Vote    
Corny kids terrorize travellers.
Ken 
  Vote    
Malachai masterminds terrible tots.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Malachi desired too.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote    
Cornfield becomes killing field.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Pediatric killers worship corn.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Crucified on corn husks.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Corn cries for blood.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Burt bitchslaps Malachi.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Killer tots terrorize farmers.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Farm kids sacrifice adults.
Pumpkin 
  Vote    
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