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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"
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 Posted - 12/02/2010 : 04:03:40
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Continuing with "T" words, let's see what we can do with:
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 12/02/2010 : 06:49:03
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| Here's Rodney wearing a handy tool; no it's not a jet engine, it's NGM's crittercam. |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 12/02/2010 : 08:45:16
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That one didn't come in my toolbox! 
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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Posted - 12/02/2010 : 12:42:27
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Because there is no law against HUI
Gives new meaning to the phrase "I'm Hammered" |
Edited by - TitanPa on 12/02/2010 12:55:09 |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 12/02/2010 : 22:53:09
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quote:
Originally posted by 11Babe
That one didn't come in my toolbox!
That would have been messy.
From a funny little site I call Hot Chicks with Douchebags, here's a recent entry, because this guy is a total tool.
As you may gather, HCwD houses photos of, you guessed it, hot chicks with some total douchey looking dudes. How do they do it? (Money!) |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 12/03/2010 : 22:49:03
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This reminds me of a story about Joan Collins that I first heard over 30 years ago when she was only just beyond her prime and had a somewhat sluttish reputation based on a couple of film appearances (notably The stud).
It's said that she went everywhere with a handy tool kit including an adjustable spanner and a screwdriver. One day she was being driven to a meeting and her car broke down. Her chauffeur lifted the bonnet lid and stared at the engine. Mechanical problems weren't his strong suit. He fiddled with a few components and scratched his head.
Joan leant out of the window and asked: 'would you like a screwdriver?'
'I might as well', came the reply. 'I can't fix the bloody car'.
This, in case you're wondering, is a screwdriver. It's made with vodka and (preferably fresh) orange juice. |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 12/03/2010 : 22:53:29
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I don't think for a minute that it's a true story.
Another one I heard at about that time went something like this...
What does Joan Collins put behind her ears to attract men? Answer: her feet.
Very unfair, I'm sure you'll agree.
You may also be wondering why I can remember jokes from 30 years ago but can't always remember to vote in this contest. Oh dear, was that a confession? Sorry. |
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Demisemicenturian
"Four ever European"
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Posted - 12/04/2010 : 16:37:06
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Please could there be a rule against X-rated entries? It's really embarrassing logging into the Fourum at the moment thanks to one person's avatar!
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Larry
"Larry's time / sat merrily"
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Posted - 12/04/2010 : 23:00:51
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It's just a wrench shaped like a hand. What you do with it is your own business. |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 12/05/2010 : 15:54:40
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Who is to judge what is X-rated and what isn't?
It's up to the Fwiffers to draw their own lines in the sand.
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 12/06/2010 : 06:44:11
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Damned anti-wrenchists!  |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 12/06/2010 : 12:32:27
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| You know the drill, vote away at www.fwiffer.com |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 12/06/2010 : 14:43:41
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| I nailed in 3 votes. |
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 12/07/2010 : 16:29:21
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OK someone's getting screwed ... I voted 
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 12/08/2010 : 20:27:10
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Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
Who is to judge what is X-rated and what isn't?
It's up to the Fwiffers to draw their own lines in the sand.
That's all the encouragement I needed. 
PS voted. |
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Avatar Contest #343 - Tools
