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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Posted - 10/28/2010 :  05:43:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This week, we kill Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sayonara Jessica Parker.



http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000572/

MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 10/28/2010 :  05:50:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Failure to Live
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spyderman 
"You have our gratitude."

Posted - 10/28/2010 :  06:29:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ferris Bueller's Date Offed

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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 10/28/2010 :  08:22:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Axed in the City.

Edited by - ChocolateLady on 10/28/2010 08:22:48
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 10/28/2010 :  08:38:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Life Without Tick.
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 10/28/2010 :  10:54:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

SARS Attacks!


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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 10/28/2010 :  12:38:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Cliff: Lucy Fell.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 10/29/2010 :  16:47:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.

Send your votes to Chris C - click here

Da Rulez
No more than FOUR words.
Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.



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Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

So please don't confuse thefoxboy's Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes. They may not know anyway, but we give them the benefit of the doubt.

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!


Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. Thanks!!!


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Sarah Jessica Parker FWTOs so far:-

Sayonara Jessica Parker - Corduroy Pillow
Failure to Live - MisterBadIdea
Ferris Bueller's Date Offed - spyderman
Axed in the City - Choco11ateLady
Life Without Tick - S11n
SARS Attacks! - 1matt1
Cliff: Lucy Fell - Cheese_Ed
Sarah Jessica's departure - Chris C
Stranglers With Candy - RockGolf
Sarah Jessica, Pack Her - TitanPa

Edited by - Chris C on 11/02/2010 23:35:41
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 10/29/2010 :  16:48:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by thefoxboy

The First Wives Clubbed.





Sorry, previous winner: FWTO #197: Stockard Channing
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 10/30/2010 :  12:04:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C

quote:
Originally posted by thefoxboy

The First Wives Clubbed.





Sorry, previous winner: FWTO #197: Stockard Channing




Must have been a tosser that used that one before.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 11/02/2010 :  12:05:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's a gift for the fwiffers.

A sortable spreadsheet of the Winner Lists for the Av contest, FWPT contest and FWTO contest as well as complete listings of all the PTs and TOs ever entered for their respective contests.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8766006/av_fwto_fwpt.xls

It can be fun to look at all the things you've written over the years. I also use it to try and avoid duplicating previous entries.

Let me know if you discover any errors and I'll take care of it. I make no promises about keeping it updated. Maybe a couple times of year I'll try to refresh it.
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 11/02/2010 :  16:50:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Stranglers With Candy
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 11/02/2010 :  18:37:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed

Here's a gift for the fwiffers.

A sortable spreadsheet of the Winner Lists for the Av contest, FWPT contest and FWTO contest as well as complete listings of all the PTs and TOs ever entered for their respective contests.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8766006/av_fwto_fwpt.xls

It can be fun to look at all the things you've written over the years. I also use it to try and avoid duplicating previous entries.

Let me know if you discover any errors and I'll take care of it. I make no promises about keeping it updated. Maybe a couple times of year I'll try to refresh it.



Wow, nice work, Ed

I'd like to also publicly thank the cheesey one for the work he did recently on the new scoring sheet for FWPTs and FWTOs. Life on a Wednesday night is suddenly a lot easier.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 11/02/2010 :  19:44:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C

quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed

Here's a gift for the fwiffers.

A sortable spreadsheet of the Winner Lists for the Av contest, FWPT contest and FWTO contest as well as complete listings of all the PTs and TOs ever entered for their respective contests.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8766006/av_fwto_fwpt.xls

It can be fun to look at all the things you've written over the years. I also use it to try and avoid duplicating previous entries.

Let me know if you discover any errors and I'll take care of it. I make no promises about keeping it updated. Maybe a couple times of year I'll try to refresh it.



Wow, nice work, Ed

I'd like to also publicly thank the cheesey one for the work he did recently on the new scoring sheet for FWPTs and FWTOs. Life on a Wednesday night is suddenly a lot easier.



If only the rest of my life could be so organized (and Excel based)!
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 11/02/2010 :  23:24:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sarah Jessica, Pack Her

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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 11/03/2010 :  01:44:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Holy crap, nice one, Cheese_Ed!


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