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Improper Username 
"inappropriately amused"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  02:13:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This ought to be fun!

Who knew that Disney's biggest star of the 60's/70's, Dean Jones had a sordid past in porn films? However, as Jones is a born again man of faith, let us be kind enough to remind everyone that most porn back then was (or so I am told) a little tamer than it is now.

20 or 30 years ago, I read an interview that was with Jones and his wife, wherein they talked about their faith and their marriage. The little woman was a "surrendered spouse." I thought that to be mighty icky, but perhaps that is the fundamentalist religious version of S&M?

Anyhow, here is my FWPT to get things started:

The Love Bugger

w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  02:30:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Million Dollar Fuck.
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  02:52:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Shagging D.A.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  02:55:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO and Avatar).
  • Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
  • Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-

  • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.
Winner Rules
  • The winner of a round picks a new porn star for the next round.
  • The winner has 24 hours to start the next round, otherwise Se�n will start it.


Dean Jones

The Love Bugger. - Improper Username
The Million Dollar Fuck. - wildheartlivie
The Shagging D.A. - Falken
That Darn Pussy! - Cheese_Ed
Snowballing Express. - Se�n
Jonesing for sex. - [matt]
Jailhouse Cock. - MisterBadIdea
Mandie's Secretion Tunnel. - durianfan
Porn, again. - Chris C
Mr. Supererectile. - Wheelz
The Lust Bud. - ChocolateLady
Ten Thousand Beds. - TitanPa
St. John in Sexpile. - spyderman

Edited by - Sean on 07/28/2010 01:30:58
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  03:02:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That Darn Pussy!
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  04:20:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Jonesing for sex.

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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  05:05:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jailhouse Cock
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durianfan 

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  05:21:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mandie's Secretion Tunnel
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Conan The Westy 
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  10:06:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Your timing is impeccable: Dean Jones stripped of Victorian 2007 Father of the Year award
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  10:35:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Porn, again
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Wheelz 
"FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  13:30:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mr. Supererectile
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  15:34:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Lust Bud.
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Improper Username 
"inappropriately amused"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  18:03:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Conan The Westy

Your timing is impeccable: Dean Jones stripped of Victorian 2007 Father of the Year award




;) Well damn! Good catch, Conan! That sticky white substance on his lip in the picture concerns me a bit also.
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 07/23/2010 :  18:51:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ten Thousand Beds
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spyderman 
"You have our gratitude."

Posted - 07/26/2010 :  06:31:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
St. John in Sexpile

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Wheelz 
"FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"

Posted - 07/28/2010 :  13:25:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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