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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 06/23/2010 :  17:20:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This 1987 classic thriller will remind you how primitive computers used to be, and how unspoiled Kevin Costner used to be. (Sorry, Kev.)


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Abbreviated rules ....

The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.

The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site. Give it a try if you never have--it's SO EASY!

To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. (Hint: read it out loud, ticking off the syllables with your fingers as you do so.)

Haikus may be risque, but please, don't make men faint and women scream in doing so (e.g. crotch hockey).

Only one entry per person. However, you may edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time.


Voting.

If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. It's required. If you enter but do not vote, you get a whopping 3 point penalty, which can change you from a Champion to a Chump instantly.

"Failing to vote, however, could have drastic consequences. Really. I'm serious. This goes for you, too." So wrote a predecessor, and I couldn't agree more.

You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be just like a lurker vote! Get it???


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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:

3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once.
You may not vote for yourself.

You vote by sending me your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE. Vote deadline is Wed 30 June 9:00 AM fwfr time. Thanks for entering!

BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/23/2010 :  19:49:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Brice on the Defense
sticks his dick where it don't fit.
Power sure corrupts!

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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 06/24/2010 :  06:25:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tension builds as the
GIF continues to render.
Yuri in trouble!
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ci�nas 
"hands down"

Posted - 06/26/2010 :  18:05:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

If Yuri did not
exist, inventing him would
be necessary.





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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 06/28/2010 :  19:00:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Pentagon lockdown,
Murdered girl, tightening noose--
Mole on burrowed time.
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/29/2010 :  17:03:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Hackman breaks the rules
Sean breaks a coffee table
Mole breaks his silence.
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/29/2010 :  17:07:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I voted - now lemme outta here!!!

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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/29/2010 :  17:51:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Faxed in my votes.
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 06/30/2010 :  07:25:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sludge, my friend, your vote is needed.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 06/30/2010 :  07:56:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
voted my way out
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 06/30/2010 :  15:27:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Fourier transforms are complete, and we have a clear image of the winners of this contest.

In third place, with nine votes (33111)--the wily, dodgy lamhasuas.

In second place, with ten votes (3322)--the clever, resourceful Beanmimo.

In first place, with eleven votes (32222)--the last person you'd suspect in this surprise twist ending--clay, aka Your Humble Narrator.

Thanks much to the mysterious, shadowy Lurker who sent her (or his) vote array via carrier pigeon. Wow, is that pigeon tired!!

And thanks for the votes, folks, and stay tuned for our next contest!
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