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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 06/09/2010 :  16:50:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you guys see this film?
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

Lonely 'top an egg
and also pretty darn cold
waiting for hubby

Um, no: it's the moms who run off and get fat while the dads wait with the eggs/chicks for mom's fatass to return.
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady

Antarctic birds get
an anthropomorphic film -
in French, sans dancing.
Anthropomorphic? "Happy Feet" was, but I'm gonna have to disagree on "March": that's all penguin in the wild (unless the French version did penguin-character voice overs).
quote:
Originally posted by BaftaBabe

"Open wide, Chickee?!
Mama's got fish glop." "Yuch! Where's
my chateaubriand!"
(1) See, Sludge, it's the mama with the fish glop (thanks BB );
(2) Beebs!: I know it's a joke, but penguins don't eat cooked cows -- they love sushi! -- but if they did, don't you think they'd prefer filet mignon to chateaubriand???

All that being said, I know two three votes that I'm not getting, but I'm voting anyway.

Edited by - MguyXXV on 06/09/2010 17:09:56
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 06/09/2010 :  18:14:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted (after having a very poor entry).
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/09/2010 :  18:58:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We're waiting for Beanmimo. I'll PM him. Maybe he got eaten by a seal.

PS MguyX - it's a JOKE ... as you said. BTW - I think you've got the mignon-est filet in town

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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/09/2010 :  20:19:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK penguins, settle down! Moms, control those hatchlings.

Right! Just back from the ice floes of hell, we have a winner!

As customary, in reverse order. Take that fish bone out of your beak, and waddle up to collect your Third Place Prize ...

3*
3*
3*
3*
3*
3*
3*
3*
3*
3*
3*
3*

With a perfectly respectable and pedantically correct 8 fish points = 3,2,2,1.

It's











MguyX

Let's hear those flippers!

Not too loudly, because with even more fish glop to spread around, in 2nd plaice

2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*
2*

With a dozen oyster points = 2,2,1,2,3,2

He's down with being downy












It's Clay! YAY! Hear what I say! It's Clay!

But, wait, Emperors and Empresses. Looking to impress. And succeeding gracefully, even as she belly-whops along the ice to the First Prize Podium.

1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*
1*

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out in front of the flock with more fish than her beak can hold. 20! I said 20! = 3,3,1,3,3,1,3,3










Yup, It's the one and only Montgomery.

Brilliant! Now give us a few words before you head out to sea again and return with an un-haikued film. Yum!

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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 06/11/2010 :  05:20:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Per the MguyX rule, if Montgomery does not choose a film in the next 24 hours, she forfeits the win and that distinction goes to me.

Hey, you guys, don't shoot me: those are the rules!






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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 06/11/2010 :  15:11:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

Per the MguyX rule, if Montgomery does not choose a film in the next 24 hours, she forfeits the win and that distinction goes to me.

Hey, you guys, don't shoot me: those are the rules!










Sorry. I didn't realize I had won. I didn't vote. Did you take off the points for me not voting? Do I still win?

I can choose a film, but give me a few hours here to find one.

I had forgotten I had even entered the haiku this time. Sorry.


EM :)
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 06/11/2010 :  15:23:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery

quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

Per the MguyX rule, if Montgomery does not choose a film in the next 24 hours, she forfeits the win and that distinction goes to me.

Hey, you guys, don't shoot me: those are the rules!

Been there, well done.









Sorry. I didn't realize I had won. I didn't vote. Did you take off the points for me not voting? Do I still win?

I can choose a film, but give me a few hours here to find one.

I had forgotten I had even entered the haiku this time. Sorry.


EM :)




Been there, well done.

Edited by - Beanmimo on 06/11/2010 17:23:41
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 06/11/2010 :  15:40:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Montgomery

quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

Per the MguyX rule, if Montgomery does not choose a film in the next 24 hours, she forfeits the win and that distinction goes to me.

Hey, you guys, don't shoot me: those are the rules!










Sorry. I didn't realize I had won. I didn't vote. Did you take off the points for me not voting? Do I still win?

I can choose a film, but give me a few hours here to find one.

I had forgotten I had even entered the haiku this time. Sorry.


EM :)



Yep, you still won!

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