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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  10:52:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

No, this isn't just a horrible dream... Jessica Alba is dead!


A wake.



w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  11:18:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Into the Flue.
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demonic 
"Cinemaniac"

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  11:27:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jessica's scared to death
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  11:34:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
'Ere I saw Alba.
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  12:21:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alba Trussed Around Neck.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  12:40:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Honey roasted.
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  16:09:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Valentine's Day massacre.
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  16:24:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fantastic Four-maldehyde

Edited by - MisterBadIdea on 02/18/2010 16:25:58
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  20:59:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Good-bye
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 02/18/2010 :  21:31:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.

Send your votes to Chris C - click here

Da Rulez
No more than FOUR words.
Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.



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Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

So please don't confuse thefoxboy's Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes. They may not know anyway, but we give them the benefit of the doubt.

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!


Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. Thanks!!!


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Jessica Alba deaths so far:-

A wake - [matt]
Into the Flue - wildheartlivie
Jessica's scared to death - Demonic
'Ere I saw Alba - Se�n
Alba Trussed Around Neck - Falken
Honey roasted - Cheese_Ed
Valentine's Day massacre - Corduroy Pillow
Fantastic Four-maldehyde - MisterBadIdea
The Good-bye - TitanPa
S.T.I.N.K.S. - Chris C
Alba seein' ya - Ro�k G10f, MD+
Idled Hands - ChocolateLady



Edited by - Chris C on 02/20/2010 18:05:54
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 02/19/2010 :  15:04:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alba seein' ya
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 02/20/2010 :  16:45:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Idled Hands.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 02/24/2010 :  08:02:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 02/24/2010 :  18:46:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.

This week's viewing: Awake
Thoughts: This is not a movie. This is a pilot for an anthology TV show. In no way shape or form does this have the weight or the length to be called a movie.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 02/24/2010 :  20:23:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
4 voters to go.

Results will probably be published tomorrow morning FWFR time.
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 02/25/2010 :  01:53:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
voted late...sorry
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