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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 01/03/2010 :  21:29:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Abbreviated rules borrowed from here to encourage some new entrants ....

The Rules

The first line of a haiku poem has five syllables.
The second line has seven syllables.
The third, and final, line has five syllables.

The Movie Haiku Contest (MHC) is open to every member of the FWFR site.

To enter, all you have to do is think of a Haiku for the current movie, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, haikus may be risque, but nothing explicit please.

Only one entry per person. However, you may edit your existing entry until 9pm Tuesday FWFR time. *


Voting.

If you have entered the MHC, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total, unless you are the moderator ... then you'll lose your computer. This could mean the difference between the adoration and envy of your fellow Fwiffers or being the worthless piece of spent jet trash that you've secretly feared you might be.

You do not have to enter an MHC to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!

In fact, it will be a lurker vote.

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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite haikus. The voting is as follows:

3 pts fwfr a
2 pts fwfr b
1 pt fwfr c
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You may vote only once.
You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner.
You cannot vote for George W. Bush. Ever.

You vote by sending mguyx your votes in a PM (Private Message) HERE, to Me.

I have no idea when the deadline for voting is - presume someone will jump in with an answer!


Edited by - bife on 01/06/2010 07:56:07

MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  03:31:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who knew King Leo
yelled so much and dressed so
homoerotic?
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clay 
"Viewer discretion is revised."

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  03:36:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Leonidas says
Phalanx for the memory
Tonight some Hot Chow
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  05:45:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
'This is Sparta!' spits
Leonidas, but, in truth,
it's a blue screen stage.
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  06:43:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why don't we run this one until next Sunday, 9pm FWFR time? Then Monday to Monday, Tuesday to Tuesday, then we get back to Wednesday results again. What say ye all?
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  16:11:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It would be nice to get more entries.
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  16:29:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Taut bodies grappling,
600 oiled, naked tits;
Shame they were all men

And yes, 'oiled' is read as one syllable!
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  16:32:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Spartans never knew
that one day those Persian boys
would come from Iran.

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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 01/04/2010 :  18:12:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Arrows block the sun.
Shields as umbrellas. Still
Spartans become sparse.

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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 01/05/2010 :  21:16:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Are you going to be around on Sunday bife? If not, I will volunteer to do the tallying.
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 01/06/2010 :  07:55:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

Are you going to be around on Sunday bife? If not, I will volunteer to do the tallying.



Will not be around much, happy to let you take the reigns mguy
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 01/06/2010 :  14:39:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I trapped my votes between a rock and hard place.

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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 01/06/2010 :  15:37:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
WAIT!

Voting ends Sunday, 10JAN, 9PM FWFR time (on account of the Sunday, 3JAN start this week). I got your votes BB, but you may change them if we get another entrant.
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"

Posted - 01/08/2010 :  17:47:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted. Now let's fight for Sparta!!!!
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 01/08/2010 :  20:45:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here I am, better late than never:

The men of Sparta
(three hundred) take apart a
million Persians.


oh, and I've voted.
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 01/09/2010 :  05:32:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
voted
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