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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 02:43:02
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Of course it's an X-rated film. Just give it some thought.
Sixteen Going On Seventeen |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 02:56:39
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Uh... okay...
My Favorite Thongs |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 03:00:56
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Four Word Porn Titles
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
 - Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
 - Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
 - Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
 - Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
 Voting Rules- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO and Avatar).
 - Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
 - Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
 - Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
 - Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-
3 points Tom 2 points Dick 1 point Harry
not upside down or it gets confusing.  Winner Rules- The winner of a round picks a new porn star for the next round.
 - The winner has 24 hours to start the next round, otherwise Se�n will start it.

The Sound of Music - musical numbers
The Movie
Sixteen Going On Seventeen. - Ro�kG01f
My Favorite Thongs. - MisterBadIdea
Do Lay Me. - Se�n
My Favourite Rings. - thefoxboy
The Lonely Goat's Head. - wildheartlivie
Do a Dear. - rockfsh
So Schlong, Bare Well! - ChocolateLady
Rogers and Hammers Teens. - Cheese_Ed
Clit every mountin'. - Larry
Ho-Rape-Me. - [matt]
...porn star like Maria. - Chris C
Adele Vice. - duh
I'm away for a few days, back Wednesday. Voting etc as per normal.  |
Edited by - Sean on 04/15/2009 06:15:11 |
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 03:13:51
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My Favourite Rings |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 03:27:29
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The Lonely Goat's Head |
Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 04/09/2009 03:28:03 |
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rockfsh  "Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 03:45:55
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Do a Dear |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 05:18:15
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So Schlong, Bare Well! |
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 11:00:09
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Rogers and Hammers Teens. |
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Larry  "Larry's time / sat merrily"
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 11:14:21
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Clit every mountin' |
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[matt]  "Cinemattic."
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 11:20:37
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Ho-Rape-Me. 
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Edited by - [matt] on 04/09/2009 11:21:50 |
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Chris C  "Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 04/09/2009 : 17:02:20
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...porn star like Maria  |
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duh  "catpurrs"
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Posted - 04/13/2009 : 05:44:46
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My entry isn't very good, but reading the others made me laugh so well that I just had to enter.
Adele Vice |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/15/2009 : 06:16:10
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Took some addled advice and voted. |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 04/15/2009 : 11:22:27
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Voted.
This week's viewing: The Sound of Music (naturally) Thoughts: Yeah. Yeah. Look, I've finally watched this goddamn movie all the way through, and it's awful. Why isn't a military man banging a nun hotter than it is? Why aren't Nazis actually scary? Why are Rodgers and Hammerstein most acclaimed for their most saccharine and boring and THREE HOURS LONG musical? |
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Beanmimo  "August review site"
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Posted - 04/15/2009 : 12:08:09
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damn, too late with my Clitorus Plummer!!
I'll clean it off and use it later!! |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 04/15/2009 : 22:56:52
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Julie and Roos Fisting 'er, plumb 'er Whiskers on kittens !! Tied up with strings The "hills" are alive Christopher Bummer
the list is endless (thanks to those who supplied more with their votes)  . . 12 entries this week and 11 voters... . So the winners are:- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3rd best The Sound of Music porn title, as voted by you with . 7 votes .
So Schlong, Bare Well! - ChocolateLady  . (vote breakdown of 322) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2nd best The Sound of Music porn title, as voted by you with . 9 votes .
Rogers and Hammers Teens. - Cheese_Ed  . (vote breakdown of 3321) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The winner with the best The Sound of Music porn title . with a vote breakdown of (33322111) . Please be upstanding for our latest filthy pervert . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . For a total of 16 votes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Make some noise people . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Se�n - with - Do Lay Me.  . Congratulations Se�n for your twenty eighth stand on the winning pervert's dais. 
Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds. You have 24 hours to start the next round or I'll start it. 
You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have. |
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