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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  04:37:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
As long as we're having sex with Jean-Claude Van Damme, we might as well bury Steven Seagal. Those two are like peas in a pod to me.

Steven Seagal




Washed-up corpse: Steven, seagulls.

MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  05:05:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Under Deadly Ground
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  05:18:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
not hard to kill
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  05:39:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voting closes 9 pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.


click this direct link to Wildheartlivie's PM page.

Da Rulez
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

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You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


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Voting is as follows:

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1 point Harry

not

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Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
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Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. I'm a ditz and get confused over who it's from!!! Thanks!!!




Steven Seagal deaths so far....

Washed-up corpse: Steven, seagulls. - Cheese Ed
Under Deadly Ground. - MisterBadIdea
Not hard to kill. - rockfsh
Today He Died. - wildheartlivie
Has Past: Dead! - Chocolate Lady
Ticker stops. - dem9nic
Execute-ive Incision. - Larry
Heart Attack Force. - thebrasseye
Under Sheet. - Beanmimo
Under Seeds. - Se�n
Exit, Wounded. - Chris C
Marred for Death. - Corduroy Pillow

Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 01/26/2009 06:30:28
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  07:39:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Has Past: Dead!

(Not an easy one this - most of his film titles sound like tastless obits already!)
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demonic 
"Cinemaniac"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  13:00:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ticker stops.

Edited by - demonic on 01/22/2009 13:00:34
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  13:47:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Execute-ive Incision
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thebrasseye 
"THIS IS THE NEWS"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  14:13:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Heart Attack Force
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  16:19:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Under Sheet
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  21:43:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Under Seeds.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  22:25:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Exit, Wounded
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Posted - 01/24/2009 :  05:33:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Marred for Death
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 01/27/2009 :  14:28:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Out for votes.

This week's viewing: Above the Law
Thoughts: Seagal's first; it's like watching God as an infant, taking his first clumsy steps. Not much on his later work, but a must-see for any serious student of Seagalogy.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 01/28/2009 :  06:44:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.
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thebrasseye 
"THIS IS THE NEWS"

Posted - 01/28/2009 :  17:09:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.
Not a particularly great week this week, as someone said most of the titles are halfway there already and I found doing something extra amusing with any of them pretty hard. Nevermind.
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 01/29/2009 :  05:13:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alllllllllrighty then. After being without service for a number of hours due to problems with the phone line in the aftermath of the huge snowstorm that swept through (if you'll recall, I live in Bumfukt, Egypt), we are finally back online, and as soon as I can sort through the myriad of emails and get 'em tallied, I'll have a winner!
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