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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 01/21/2009 :  23:49:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Finding the Muscles from Brussels in porn wouldn't be very surprising, but here we go...


JCVD







Hard: Tug It.

BiggerBoat 
"Pass me the harpoon"

Posted - 01/21/2009 :  23:57:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lickcoxer.

Sorry Sean, just got in after having "one drink" after work so didn't vote in time.
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  00:02:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Second In Cum Hand


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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  00:27:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO and Avatar).
  • Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
  • Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-

  • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.
Winner Rules
  • The winner of a round picks a new porn star for the next round.
  • The winner has 24 hours to start the next round, otherwise Se�n will start it.


Jean-Claude Van Damme

Hard: Tug It. - Cheese_Ed
Lickcoxer. - BiggerBoat
Second In Cum Hand. - [matt]
Double Gimp Act. - Se�n
The Hard Core. - wildheartlivie
Universal Sodomer. - Larry
Dickboxer. - MisterBadIdea
Street Fister. - ChocolateLady
JC's VD. - #1071;o�k G01f
Double Teamed. - thebrasseye
Hard On Target. - Beanmimo
Maximum Pricks. - Chris C

Edited by - Sean on 01/24/2009 07:51:49
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  01:07:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Hard Core.
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  01:47:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Universal Sodomer
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  05:07:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dickboxer
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  07:43:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Street Fister.
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  13:06:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
JC's VD
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thebrasseye 
"THIS IS THE NEWS"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  14:08:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Double Teamed
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  16:31:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Hard On Target
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 01/22/2009 :  22:21:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maximum Pricks
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 01/27/2009 :  13:51:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Can't wait to hear about this week's viewing!

I just realized I made misterbad watch a JCVD and a Seagal movie this week.
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 01/27/2009 :  14:26:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like action movies. But Van Damme is no Seagal, I tell you that much.

This week's viewing: Sudden Death
Thoughts: Both Seagal and Van Damme took a shot at making Die Hard. Seagal's was "Die Hard on a Boat," Under Siege, and it's a much better movie than "Die Hard in an Ice Rink," Sudden Death, but Sudden Death surprised me with how good it is all the same. Any movie that ends with a helicopter falling perfectly straight, ass-down, onto a hockey arena is something that refuses to be ignored.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 01/28/2009 :  06:46:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.
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thebrasseye 
"THIS IS THE NEWS"

Posted - 01/28/2009 :  16:41:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted like a whore.
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