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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
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 Posted - 08/22/2008 : 02:43:26
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This thread is a place to share those pithy aphorisms you've heard ... that really don't make any f$#%ing sense. Feel free to make up your own.
Here's one to start:
Tomorrow is yesterday times two. |
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Canklefish 
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 05:11:23
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Hmmm, 'Today is the tomorrow you dreamt of yesterday?' I guess that one actually kinda makes sense, but your original post brought it to mind, so...
Irregardless, I'll rack my pea-sized brain to come up with something more apropos.
Diggin' your new avatar, MguyX |
Edited by - Canklefish on 08/22/2008 05:22:34 |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 06:04:22
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quote:
Originally posted by CankleFetish
Diggin' your new avatar, MguyX
Someone claimed that it was a recent self-portrait, but I argued that MguyX's ears aren't that big. 
Anyway:
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. |
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Canklefish
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 11:29:58
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Livie, 'Sam' scares the hell outta me, girl! I can't tell a lie...
But, lemme stay on topic...
A=B, B=C, therefore A=C |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 12:04:21
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I found a better photo of Sam, but he's still scary isn't he? I think MguyX's dog might be called "Son of Sam" (really), who also was ugly. In any event, I took a couple courses in logic in college, I actually understand that A=C thing. (Scares me too).
Here's one that should confound even the lawyers amongst us:
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 12:31:27
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How about the completely senseless:
Many a mickle makes a muckle.
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 16:46:27
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This one is an observation you throw in after someone's pointed out some kind of irony:
It's like a bear chasing a hot dog.
Here's a pithy point for a very warm day:
A dog in heat is like a hot dog: it's hot.
(The new av is my baby picture!)  |
Edited by - MguyXXV on 08/22/2008 16:47:36 |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 16:57:25
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When the sun shines, keep your eye on the daughter.
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The closer you get, the farther away seem the hills.
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Which came first, the chicken or the potato salad?
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 08/22/2008 : 18:54:01
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Deep, BB; deep.  |
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