In light of Snap winning "Worst lyric" in a poll ( "i'm serious as cancer/ rhythm is a Dancer" )
Have you heard any real stinkers?
Here's one to start the Ball rolling from E-rotic ( who? )- a selection from their Eurobeat epic " King Kong " ( I've a feling english wasnt their first language!)
"...Oh Baby, It's a ping pong deep inside, I want your ding I want your dong I want your ringa ding dong..."
There are so many!! But what this brings to mind is an old Steve Allen comedy bit, where he would do dramatic readings of the worst songs, such as I'm Henry the VIII. It was a total bring down for some of the more pompous of the rock lyricists.