This is a hard one. I've always liked Jiminy Cricket, but I owned a chameleon once, and those little buggers were nasty and smelled. I guess I'll go with, as David Carradine might say:
Grasshopper
Grasshopper Pie or Creme de Menthe Pie?
Aw! That would have been good for Christmas dinner dessert. Drat, I made a pecan pie instead.