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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 12/23/2023 :  12:06:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


He's dead?! Jesus Christ!

Wishing all my FWTO pals a Christmas filled with festive spirits.



Gold, frankincense and murder.

TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 12/23/2023 :  20:28:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by [matt]



He's dead?! Jesus Christ!

Wishing all my FWTO pals a Christmas filled with festive spirits.



Gold, frankincense and murder.






Hey Matt. You used that already and it placed 2nd. Careful people, not to overlap with #479 - Christmas.
There�s one that I can�t even use.

http://www.fwfr.com/fourum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=26237

Edited by - TitanPa on 12/23/2023 20:32:36
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 12/23/2023 :  20:44:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mary did you veto?
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 12/23/2023 :  21:47:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Creched to death
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 12/23/2023 :  23:29:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Ah! High-five to myself from ten years ago!

Nothing wrong with reusing an old entry if it�s your own.

Totally happy to change the theme though, if you guys would prefer? The other one I considered was �Christmas Songs�.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 12/24/2023 :  16:31:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by [matt]


Ah! High-five to myself from ten years ago!

Nothing wrong with reusing an old entry if it�s your own.

Totally happy to change the theme though, if you guys would prefer? The other one I considered was �Christmas Songs�.




I'm good with this theme, many ways to go with Jesus besides Christmas stuff.

As long as your previous entries did not win, no reason why you can't use them again!
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 12/24/2023 :  18:50:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nailed on a crosswalk.
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 12/27/2023 :  18:56:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time. Votes might not get counted until 9.00pm Thursday FWFR time
You must vote on FWTOs in this list.

Send your votes to lemmycaution - click here and click on "Send Message" (the envelope icon, top right).

Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list.

You can see ALL previous entries, winners, and a comparison list of all FWTO and FWPT winners in the downloadable file here. It'll be updated on an irregular basis. Big thanks to Cheese_Ed for compiling the spreadsheet.

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.



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Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!

Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. Thanks!!!




Jesus Christ
FWTOs so far:

Gold, frankincense and murder. - [matt]
Mary did you veto? - TitanPa
Creched to death - lemmycaution
Nailed on a crosswalk. - Cheese Ed





















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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 12/27/2023 :  22:07:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

I�m hoping the lack of entrants is just because people have been busy with Christmas and not due to the choice of victim� Perhaps a little too tasteless for some? Apologies if anyone was offended!
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 12/28/2023 :  04:40:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I voted for Superstars
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 12/29/2023 :  06:30:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
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As long as your previous entries did not win, no reason why you can't use them again!

I posted my anus entry in the Avatar contest no fewer than a dozen times before it finally won.

Wait a minute: it was not my anus nor entry of my anus -- it was my entry of an anus. Wait, I was not entering the anus, nobody was. There was no anal entry, but I entered a picture of an anus. No, I did not enter the picture of the anus nor was there any picture entering by anyone; it was an anus; I entered it. Wait, my picture of an anus was my entry in the Avatar Contest no fewer than a dozen times. *Phew*

Anyway, better late than never:

Jesus, "Cut!" then "Action!"
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 12/29/2023 :  18:51:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jesus Christ has now been obituarised.

Voting has now closed and the votes counted, 4 entries and 4 voters

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In third place with a total of 6 points (321)
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Creched to death - lemmycaution
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In second place with a total of 7 points (322)
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Gold, frankincense and murder. - [matt]
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And the winner, with a total of 8 points (332)
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Please be upstanding
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Nailed on a crosswalk. - Cheese Ed
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Congratulations to Cheese Ed for picking up his 153rd
FWTO win.


You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.







Edited by - lemmycaution on 12/29/2023 18:55:43
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 12/29/2023 :  19:00:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
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As long as your previous entries did not win, no reason why you can't use them again!

I posted my anus entry in the Avatar contest no fewer than a dozen times before it finally won.

Wait a minute: it was not my anus nor entry of my anus -- it was my entry of an anus. Wait, I was not entering the anus, nobody was. There was no anal entry, but I entered a picture of an anus. No, I did not enter the picture of the anus nor was there any picture entering by anyone; it was an anus; I entered it. Wait, my picture of an anus was my entry in the Avatar Contest no fewer than a dozen times. *Phew*

Anyway, better late than never:

Jesus, "Cut!" then "Action!"



A "fundament"ally strange post.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 12/29/2023 :  22:51:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks

Only a couple left before 1000, hopefully we can get some momentum going with the first contest of 2024...

BRB!
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 12/29/2023 :  23:48:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Second again?! Jesus Christ!

Mguy � thanks for being so clear with your clarifications.
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 12/30/2023 :  03:00:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah I guess an abortion was in bad taste lol
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