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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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 Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:31:51
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t fill them� they�re already spread!
- The FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWPT for a previous �porn star�, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks... er, maybe I should rephrase that!). 
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD PORNO TITLE OF THE YEAR!
VOTING RULES
- Voting closes NOON Wednesday FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the �porn star�. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWPT # (1-4)
2 POINTS � FWPT # (1-4)
1 POINT � FWPT # (1-4)
- Not vice versa or I'll strangle a penguin. 
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner.
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:32:08
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ROUND #1
Nicole Kidman �Thighs Wide. Slut.� -- Se�n
ROUND #2
Russell Crowe �Glad-he-ate-her.� -- thefoxboy
ROUND #3
Harrison Ford �In Diana Jones.� �- Falken
ROUND #4
Looney Tunes �Shhh....I'm Humping Rabbits.� -- Lindsey K
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 06:46:22
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/08/2006 : 06:48:08
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 07/08/2006 : 07:25:45
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/12/2006 : 14:24:22
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS FINAL FOUR RESULTS
8 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 4 LURKERS
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~
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3RD �POSITION� IN THE FINAL FOUR, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 8 VOTES
�Glad-he-ate-her.� � thefoxboy (Russell Crowe)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,2,1)
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2ND �POSITION� IN THE FINAL FOUR, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH A TIE OF 11 VOTES EACH
�Thighs Wide. Slut.� -- Se�n (Nicole Kidman)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 2,2,2,2,1,1,1)
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�In Diana Jones.� �- Falken (Harrison Ford)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,2,1,1,1,1)
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AND THE WINNER OF THE FOUR WORD PORN TITLE OF THE YEAR 2005-06
WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3,3,3,3)
FOR A TOTAL OF 18 VOTES
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A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE PORNOLIZER
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AND A TETANUS SHOT FOR THE PORNSTAR
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IN 1ST �POSITION� � IT�S
�Shhh....I'm Humping Rabbits.� -- Lindsey K (Looney Tunes)
CONGRATULATIONS Lindsey K!
YOU�VE WON THE
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Lindsey K 
"Hey, that's me."
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Posted - 07/12/2006 : 23:52:16
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Wow! I don't know what to say...one of the only contests I've come in first place is for a joke about Looney Tunes commiting bestiality. I need a new word that mixes pride and shame.
I'd like to thank Elmer Fudd, Benj for keeping up the site, and Cheese Ed and Falken, without who their consistent "entries" I wouldn't "push myself as hard coming" with pervy puns.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/14/2006 : 21:18:24
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Originally posted by Lindsey K
Wow! I don't know what to say...one of the only contests I've come in first place is for a joke about Looney Tunes commiting bestiality. I need a new word that mixes pride and shame.
I'd like to thank Elmer Fudd, Benj for keeping up the site, and Cheese Ed and Falken, without who their consistent "entries" I wouldn't "push myself as hard coming" with pervy puns.
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 07/15/2006 : 11:34:33
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Originally posted by Lindsey K
I need a new word that mixes pride and shame.
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/17/2006 : 02:05:32
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| Congrats, Lindsey! That's a corker FWPT. |
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