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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 05/29/2006 : 18:38:03
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t kill them� they�re already dead!
- The FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWTO for a previous victim, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks, trust me!).
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD TASTELESS OBITUARY OF THE YEAR! 
VOTING RULES - Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO/FWPT et al�).
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the victim. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12) 2 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12) 1 POINT � FWTO # (1-12)
- Not vice versa or I'll kill a kitten. 
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner. 
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Falken  "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 05/29/2006 : 18:39:36
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS -- ROUND 1
#1 Quentin Tarantino
�Kill Quill.� � benj clews
#2 Johnny Depp
�Johnny Rotten.� � benj clews
#3 Carrie Fisher
�Cash-in Carrie.� -- Corduroy Pillow
#4 Jet Li
�Jet permanently grounded.� � AC
#5 Alec Guinness
�Obi-Wan Can No Be.� -- R o � k G o 1 f
#6 Dustin Hoffman
�Slain Man.� -- Cheese_Ed
#7 Bill Murray
�Bosley reunited with angels.� -- benj clews
#8 Woody Allen
�Star: Dust, memories.� -- R o � k G o 1 f
#9 Looney Tunes
�Ain�t I a Stinker?� � Falken
#10 William Shatner
�Boldly gone.� -- benj clews
#11 M. Night Shyamalan
�The Sick Scents.� � Corduroy Pillow
#12 Julia Roberts
�Flatlined.� � shoon
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Edited by - Falken on 05/29/2006 18:43:28 |
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Puzzgal  "Not much to say..."
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 05:52:53
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This is a fun idea, Falken. I've cast my votes for the most tasteless. |
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 12:52:45
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Fournished voting! |
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bife  "Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 15:21:45
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voted  |
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tortoise  "Still reviewing, but slowly."
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 23:16:25
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V ted.
Of course, there are 52 weeks in the year - so if the ultimate aim is to crown the FWTO of the year then shouldn't each quarter-final have 13 entries rather than 12  |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 01:58:03
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Aimed, pulled trigger and fired votes at Falken's forehead. |
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 02:08:34
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For the first time in the history of FWTO, I have sent votes to someone else.  |
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Falken  "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 05:26:49
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quote: Originally posted by tortoise
V ted.
Of course, there are 52 weeks in the year - so if the ultimate aim is to crown the FWTO of the year then shouldn't each quarter-final have 13 entries rather than 12 
I assumed that the 1st FWTO/FWPT didn't start on Jan 1st, so I figured that the award would be for example, (FWTO/FWPT of the Year 2005/2006), or something like that...
Besides, 13 is an unlucky number... 
(It's not even divisible by 4! )
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BaftaBaby  "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 08:47:18
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Lurked & Voted [you nasty peeps  ]
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Stalean  "Back...OMG"
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 18:07:32
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Inap-pall-able votes sent.  |
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Conan The Westy  "Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 21:32:01
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Voted |
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Koli  "Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 22:56:11
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Hope I voted correctly. Wouldn't like to be the cause of kitten-killing (even though two I could mention have ruined our carpets, smashed the best china, scratched everything in the house including me, and started murdering song birds ). |
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TitanPa  "Here four more"
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Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:34:19
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voted. Can Benj beat out himself? |
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lemmycaution  "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 06/01/2006 : 15:05:45
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Wheelz  "FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"
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Posted - 06/06/2006 : 16:45:21
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VOTED! |
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