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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 08/08/2013 :  10:59:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

CHUCK NORRIS

Now, everyone knows Chuck Norris cannot be killed. (The leading cause of death in the United States is in fact Chuck Norris.) So this is purely hypothetical.


Roundhouse-kicked the bucket.




Edited by - [matt] on 08/08/2013 11:00:58

Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 08/08/2013 :  12:51:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dead man: Walker.
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Posted - 08/08/2013 :  17:05:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Texas Ranger struck out
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 08/08/2013 :  22:31:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.

Send your votes to Chris C - click here and click on "Send Message".

Da Rulez
No more than FOUR words.
Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list.

You can see ALL previous entries, winners, and a comparison list of all FWTO and FWPT winners in the downloadable file here. It'll be updated on an irregular basis. Big thanks to Cheese_Ed for compiling the spreadsheet.

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.



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Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

So please don't confuse thefoxboy's Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes. They may not know anyway, but we give them the benefit of the doubt.

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!


Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. Thanks!!!


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Chuck Norris FWTOs so far:-


Roundhouse-kicked the bucket - [matt]
Dead man: Walker - Cheese_Ed
Texas Ranger struck out - Corduroy Pillow
The Hit Man - Chris C
Chuck MalNorrished - TitanPA
The Smelter Force - Sean
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Edited by - Chris C on 08/13/2013 22:56:58
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 08/09/2013 :  00:42:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chuck MalNorrished


Edited by - TitanPa on 08/09/2013 17:28:07
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 08/09/2013 :  00:49:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Smelter Force.
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 08/14/2013 :  16:45:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
voted
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 08/14/2013 :  17:41:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Chucked my votes to Chris.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 08/14/2013 :  22:42:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chuck Norris isn't dead, but we've obituarised him anyway.

Voting has now closed and the votes counted, 6 entries and 6 voters. Thanks for getting the votes in on time.

Alternative entry: Chuck Roast



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Chuck MalNorrished - TitanPA
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In second place with a total of 8 points (3221)
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Roundhouse-kicked the bucket - [matt]
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And the winner, with a total of 12 points (33321)
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people
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For this weeks worthy winner
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Dead man: Walker - Cheese_Ed
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Congratulations to Cheese_Ed for picking up his 49th FWTO win!

Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.

You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 08/15/2013 :  06:14:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chuck yeah!
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