The study of the adolescent belief that causes all teenagers to behave as if the adult world has it in for them personally. If this attitdue were eradicated, worldwide human productivity would increase 15%.
Osminoly, refers to child actors habits of wearing their coats over their shoulders as to leave their arms free for some mysterious reason, especially at auditions. Also see Templefarious.
Glayflange: the part of particularly pompous director's chair that stops their head totally dissappearing up their own arses before the movie is finished.