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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."
Posted - 12/06/2012 :  17:18:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Ian Holm


With The Hobbit arriving in cinemas next week, let's look back at the pornography he made in his early years in The Shire, when he was known as...

Dildo Baggins.

Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
Posted - 12/06/2012 :  17:28:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Brazil-Ian.
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
Posted - 12/06/2012 :  18:13:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Holm cocking
Edited by - lemmycaution on 12/06/2012 18:13:55
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
Posted - 12/06/2012 :  20:40:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO and Avatar).
  • Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click here, then click "Send message".
  • Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-

    • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.
Winner Rules
  • The winner of a round picks a new porn star for the next round.
  • The winner has 24 hours to start the next round, otherwise Se�n will start it.

Ian Holm

Dildo Baggins. - [matt]
Brazil-Ian. - Cheese_Ed
Holm cocking. - lemmycaution
The Ho Cumming. - Se�n
Holm's Deep. - Chris C
A Midcummer Night's Cream. - StaLean
The Fisted Elephant. - TitanPA
10 69s. - ChocolateLady
Edited by - Sean on 12/12/2012 20:15:53
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
Posted - 12/06/2012 :  20:45:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Holm's Deep
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
Posted - 12/06/2012 :  22:20:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A Midcummer Night's Cream

Third times a charm?
Edited by - Stalean on 12/06/2012 22:24:22
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
Posted - 12/06/2012 :  23:52:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I dug deep and found he dabbled in Beastiality porn.


The Fisted Elephant
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  11:30:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
10 69s
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  11:31:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, I know I submitted mine a bit late, but I voted as well!
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  16:15:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
voted 2x because it didnt say it went through the 1st time.
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  18:34:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Sent my votes to Middle-earth.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  20:16:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Two voters to go, will leave it a bit longer...
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  20:56:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sean

Two voters to go, will leave it a bit longer...


Only one left now

Sorry I'm late
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  22:19:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C

quote:
Originally posted by Sean

Two voters to go, will leave it a bit longer...


Only one left now

Sorry I'm late
You weren't late. Three and a half minutes early in fact.

Results in a minute or two...
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
Posted - 12/12/2012 :  22:22:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Peein' Holm �


This week: 7 entrants and 7 voters including a lurker...























In third place, with 7 points (1231) ...























I always wondered what they got up to in those holes in the ground ...























Dildo Baggins. - [matt] !!























In second place, with 8 points (233) ...























Glad they didn't show this in LOTR �























Brazil-Ian. - Cheese_Ed !!























And in first place, with 10 points (3223) ...























Is it faked, or is ...























The Ho Cumming. - Se�n !!!


Congratulations Se�n for your fifty-fourth stand on the winning pervert's dais.

Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds. You have 24 hours to start the next round or I'll start it.

You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have.
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