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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 06/30/2024 :  09:17:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hear ye hear ye: The Queen is dead!

This should have been done long ago ("The post?" Well, yes, my bad, I should have posted a few days ago, but that's not what I'm talking about right now ). Since a few dozen nations of the world simply cannot or refuse to do it, let us help them. Kill a king, queen, duke, earl, baron, marquis, tsar, kaiser or any other royal sounding person, place or thing.


Kingdom for a hearse.

Edited by - MguyX on 06/30/2024 19:05:36

Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 06/30/2024 :  15:41:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Monarch butterflied.
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 06/30/2024 :  18:43:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We are not defused!
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 06/30/2024 :  20:14:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Let them asphyxiate. Cake!
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 07/01/2024 :  07:43:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Murder scene: Prince found.




Edited by - [matt] on 07/01/2024 07:44:04
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 07/02/2024 :  17:11:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time. Votes might not get counted until 9.00pm Thursday FWFR time
You must vote on FWTOs in this list.

Send your votes to lemmycaution - click here and click on "Send Message" (the envelope icon, top right).

Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list.

You can see ALL previous entries, winners, and a comparison list of all FWTO and FWPT winners in the downloadable file here. It'll be updated on an irregular basis. Big thanks to Cheese_Ed for compiling the spreadsheet.

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.



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Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!

Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. Thanks!!!





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FWTOs so far:



Kingdom for a hearse. - MguyX
Monarch butterflied. - Cheese Ed
We are not defused! - lemmycaution
Let them asphyxiate. Cake! - TitanPa
Murder scene: Prince found. - [matt]





























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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 07/04/2024 :  02:54:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
God save my votes!
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Posted - 07/04/2024 :  19:34:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Those whose shit does not smell have now been obituarised.

Voting has closed and the votes counted, 5 entries and 5 voters.

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In third place with a total of 6 points, a tie
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We are not defused! (321) - lemmycaution
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Kingdom for a hearse. (222) - MguyX
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In second place with a total of 8 points (3311)
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Murder scene: Prince found. - [matt]
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And the winner, with a total of 9 points (3321)
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people
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For this week's worthy winner
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Monarch butterflied. - Cheese Ed
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Congratulations to Cheese Ed for picking up his 157th FWTO win.


You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.






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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 07/05/2024 :  01:10:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Congrats on the win and Happy Independence Day from the crown! I sure Ed is taking the day off barbecuing some cheese
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 07/05/2024 :  16:10:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My third degree sparkler burns are healing nicely, ready to start a new round. Thanks!
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