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| Airbolt |
Posted - 10/22/2011 : 20:51:50
The idea here is to come up with a film title that sounds like a real film. The punnier the better! Feel free to add a strapline and/or review.
The Shirt Locker
Jeremy Renner as a tough-talking boutique owner who takes no shit from anyone!
Moby Sick
Fly on the wall doc about the angsty performer and his pre-gig nerves |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Airbolt |
Posted - 11/02/2011 : 20:57:39
Attack the Cock- Hardline feminist aliens attack all the males in a run-down project with hilarious results.
Shitter Island - - A nasty outbreak of the runs threatens to ruin the holiday island of Delibeli. Leonardo Di Caprio is a troubleshooter for the CDC......or is he?
The Mancunian Candidate - Battle-scarred veteran Denzel Washington investigates the mystery of why so many people outside Manchester support Manchester United! |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/29/2011 : 20:46:09
Dogman - Kevin Smith sequel in which Jay and Silent Bob, as a Great Dane and a Pomeranian, escape from the dog pound to set up obedience classes for The Mutts from Hell. Don't miss Chris Rock as Ruffus the Rapping Rottweiler. Surprise guest appearance by Lassie as a roller-skating canine deity.
The Tides of March - It is early spring. Suddenly the skies blacken. Head Astronomer George Clooney from the International Department of Lunar Affairs, reports strange behavior. The moon has stopped rotating and no longer orbits the Earth. As the fatal day unfolds, 100 foot tsunamis begin rolling in to every shoreline around the world. Then Clooney discovers the world's been betrayed by a rival scientist. Can he reverse polarities in time?
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| Airbolt |
Posted - 10/29/2011 : 18:06:38
The Guns of Provolone - Ray Liotta is a washed-up cheese salesman who is offered one last score by Cheese..er, Chaz Palminteri |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/29/2011 : 14:37:20
Chinatoon - Gong Li reunites with Yimou Zhang in their first Manga-type film of their new studio. The plot is set against a regional ink shortage and involves both political and action sequences.
Raging Bill - Tarantino's final film in the Kill Bill series. This time he's dead, but still very, very angry and in no mood for a wedding.
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| Airbolt |
Posted - 10/29/2011 : 12:49:51
Homage to Catatonia- Colin Firth finds that Night Nurse is addictive and is soon in the grip of twisted dealer Kevin Spacey.
Big 'Bamas House- Presidential lookalike Morton Carpet is out of work as Obama is voted out. He piles on the pounds and starts to run a bed and breakfast. Then the real Obama arrives with hilarious results! |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 10/27/2011 : 02:12:20
Silly Elliot - adventures of a northern idiot and his imaginary Alien-friend that is actually a plastic shopping bad with some brown paint spilt on it.
Santa Paws - The Movie - Saint Nicholas is sick and his puppy has to drive the sled unfortunatley he shits, pisses all over and burys the presents, barks and runs away.
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| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/26/2011 : 19:28:29
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Originally posted by Airbolt
[br it makes more sense than Sucker Punch!
Piss in Boots - Hikers experience extreme incontinence.
Silence of the Iambs - Signing version of Shakespeare's verse.
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| Airbolt |
Posted - 10/26/2011 : 17:47:25
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Originally posted by 12Babe
The Girl With The Dragon Kazoo - Sci-fi fantasy about a promising young musician who stuns the girls who bully her with a kazoo that morphs into a dragon.
it makes more sense than Sucker Punch! |
| Airbolt |
Posted - 10/26/2011 : 17:45:45
While on the subject of Sports.....
Lives of a Bengals Dancer- High powered Cincinatti Lawyer leads a double life. She is also a cheerleader for the Bengals!
Where Eagles Bare- Due to a Ponzi scheme several Philedelphia Eagles players resort to making a nude calender . Covers the demographics missed by Calender Girls! |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 10/26/2011 : 15:31:03
The Wizards of Oz - A basketball team is transported to OZ and must win a game against the evil witch to get back home. |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 10/26/2011 : 10:28:48
The Girl With The Dragon Kazoo - Sci-fi fantasy about a promising young musician who stuns the girls who bully her with a kazoo that morphs into a dragon.
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| Chris C |
Posted - 10/25/2011 : 23:32:15
The Men Who Stare At Boats - The sequel to Planes, Trains, and Automobiles |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 10/25/2011 : 16:46:15
Back to the Fuchsia - A woman goes back in time to stop her from buying the Fuchsia dress she wore to the prom.
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| Airbolt |
Posted - 10/23/2011 : 17:30:48
Some great ones already!
Meet Mee in St Louis
A follow up to the Arsenal Stadium Mystery. The legendary Arsenal manager Bertie Mee travels to the US and meets a frenchman who claims he saw nothing! ( incredibly obscure soccer reference! )
J-Pop Eye
Japanese horror as a young woman receives the transplanted eyes of an otaku who was obsessed with bubblegum girl bands. |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 10/23/2011 : 05:46:56
Star Track - A group of runners boldly run where noone has run before.
Harry Putter - A novice golfer learns how to golf and attempts to beat "One who shall not drive golf carts" |
