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| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 10:16:59
Time for a new game to add to the fun, innit?! This one is simple and no too time consuming.
All you need to do is start with a famous title - song, film, book. Type the title, then change just one letter to alter the meaning.
Here's one:
That Marlene Dietrich classic tune:
Falling in Love Again
takes a visit to the south of England to become:
Falling in Hove Again!
Come on, give us all a larf 
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| 13 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Airbolt |
Posted - 11/17/2008 : 00:17:46
The Poisoner
Patrick McGoohan is determined to flush out Number Two! |
| Airbolt |
Posted - 11/17/2008 : 00:15:41
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C
Raving Private Ryan
Tom Hanks goes in search of a rookie soldier who's been led astray in the local nightclubs.
"...the lieutenant made a fatal mistake when he said " Everyone Get Down!!" |
| duh |
Posted - 11/16/2008 : 15:07:59
8 Milk
To help his illegitmate children learn weights and measures for school, a wannabe rapper writes song about how many pints are in a gallon of milk. Sesame Street signs him. Oscar the Grouch beats him up.
26.22 Mile
Pheidippides wants to become a singing star but is conscripted into the Roman army.
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| Chris C |
Posted - 11/16/2008 : 12:20:21
Star Bars
Luke and Obi-wan tour the watering holes of a galaxy far far away.
Brokeback Fountain
Two cowboys meet and fall in love at the town centre water feature.
Raving Private Ryan
Tom Hanks goes in search of a rookie soldier who's been led astray in the local nightclubs.
Ringin' in the Rain
Campanologists get wet.
Chicken Bun
Your favourite TV chef comes up with alternatives to the hamburger.
Charlie and the Chocolate Fartory
Willie Wonka invents baked-bean flavoured chocolate. |
| duh |
Posted - 11/16/2008 : 07:24:10
The Cider Mouse Rules
Stuart Little is a rodent who grows up in an orphanage and becomes an abortionist.
The Green Milf
Sarah Palin becomes an eco-terrorist.
The Joy Fuck Club
Whatever.
Fatman Begins
He couldn't eat just one.
Legends of the Mall
Montana strip mall owner, his sons, the woman they loved, and the bear they exhibited in a petting zoo at the mall.
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| Airbolt |
Posted - 11/15/2008 : 22:25:04
"Bennies from Heaven"
A slacker finds his wishes come true
"Wax Payne"
Mark Wahlberg is a no-nonsense car washer!
"Tron Man"
Geek finds himslf obsessed with early CG classic
"Tome Raider"
Angelina Jolie is a librarian by day, experienced Book thief by night! |
| Wheelz |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 16:57:49
Little Ralphie grows up and opens a Holiday supply shop in A Christmas Store. |
| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 16:52:59
A disturbed child incenses a neighbourhood by urinating over passers by - what has caused this aberrant behaviour? A psycho-thriler - "Piddler On The Roof".
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| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 16:48:09
Sylvester Stallone is working as a janitor but his past just won't leave him alone... "Mop Land".
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| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 16:45:48
The story of an underwear store where things suddenly go horribly wrong - "Vestworld".
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| Whippersnapper. |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 16:41:09
El Cid could be renamed "Sliding Moors".
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| lemmycaution |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 16:26:49
Once there was a Chuck Norris movie called The Delta Force. Then there was a FWFR 'Delta Farce' for Animal House. Then there was a movie in 2007 called Delta Farce. This is the second time one of my reviews has become the title of a film* . I'm flattered but in the words of Cuba Gooding Jr. "Show me the money!!!!" 
*The other one is Poultrygeist for The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
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| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 11/13/2008 : 10:32:13
For all the people who were never Beatles fans, I'm sure they thought that
Yesterday
was more like
Pesterday |
