| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| clay |
Posted - 04/15/2010 : 22:45:27
Turn this beautiful young woman's big eyes glassy with your delightfully macabre & madcap sendups!
The Rules
The Four-Word Tasteless Obituary (FWTO) contest is open to every member of the FWFR site.
To enter, all you have to do is think of a FWTO(or less) for the current victim, then post into the current thread. Simple as that. Also, FWTO's may be a little explicit, but nothing nice please.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
Voting.
If you have entered the FWTO, then you have to vote. If you do not vote, you'll lose 3 points from your total. This could mean the difference between stardom and box office poison!
You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
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For each round, you get to vote for your three favourite FWTO. The voting is as follows:
3) points Tom
2) points Dick
1) point Harry
not
3) Tom
2) Dick
1) Harry
or
1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry
Method a is in the furtherance of eschewage of obfuscation. Methods b and c are execrable. Therefore, your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format. Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non voting penalty will also apply.
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You cannot vote for yourself.
You can vote for the previous winner, and are, in fact, encouraged to do so.
Love,
The Previous Winner (who's Just Kidding)
You vote by sending Chris C your votes in a PM (Private Message).
You can vote as many times as you want, but only the most recent vote counts. This lets you change your minds, you indecisive lot!
(If you are wearing any Corduroy you must award Corduroy Pillow 12 points!!!, as she was the founder of FWTO)
The Sicilian rule has been suspended indefinitely.
When the voting deadline ends (11:59pm Wednesday FWFR time), the votes are tallied and the top three places are announced.
The winner then gets to make an acceptance speech, and choose the victim for the next FWTO contest.
New victim can be dead or alive, just not one that we have already killed off. Check the previous victim/winners list below.
If the winner doesn't accept the prize by 9pm Friday of that week, a new victim will be chosen by clay.
Long live harmless, painless, and subversively respectful Virtual Death!
.... BuhduhDeebuhduhDebuhduhThat's All, Folks!
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Amanda Seyfried deaths thus far:
 Jennifer's Body Bag. - [matt]
 Green Girls - Se�n
Amanda, she fried - MisterBadIdea
Nine Lives, all used - demonic
Mummy Mia! - Cheese_Ed
Dig Love. - Corduroy Pillow
Mean Ghouls. - ChocolateLady
Cloyey. - clay
As the world Burns - TitanPa
Veronica marred - Chris C |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Cheese_Ed |
Posted - 04/22/2010 : 12:52:55
Whoa Mamma!
Thanks folks! |
| Chris C |
Posted - 04/22/2010 : 06:45:07
Amanda Seyfried is now officially dead.
Voting has now closed and the votes counted.
10 entries and 12 voters, including 2 lurkers 
A very close race this week.
"Mamma M.I.A."
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In third place with a total of 12 points
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Jennifer's Body Bag - [matt] (332211)
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Amanda, she fried - MisterBadIdea (33321)
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In second place with a total of 13 points (3222211)
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Mean Ghouls - ChocolateLady
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This weeks finest with a total of 15 votes (3332211)
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people.
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For this weeks winner
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Mummy Mia! - Cheese_Ed
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Congratulations to Cheese_Ed for picking up his 25th FWTO win!
Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.
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| Chris C |
Posted - 04/21/2010 : 22:03:38
It's close at the top. Lurkers needed, please. |
| [matt] |
Posted - 04/21/2010 : 21:46:55
voted
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| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 04/21/2010 : 09:13:54
Voted |
| clay |
Posted - 04/21/2010 : 06:45:15
voted! |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 04/21/2010 : 03:47:12
Voted.
This week's viewing: Mamma Mia!
Thoughts: Dear Jesus, this was fucking awful! Worst goddamn musical I've ever seen! Incompetent in nearly every respect, I liked the freaking High School Musical movies more than this! |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 04/20/2010 : 16:09:54
voted |
| Chris C |
Posted - 04/18/2010 : 23:08:48
Veronica marred
Thanks to clay for looking after this weeks competition. |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 04/17/2010 : 02:02:12
As The World Burns |
| clay |
Posted - 04/17/2010 : 00:15:45
Cloyey. |
| clay |
Posted - 04/16/2010 : 17:59:47
quote:
Originally posted by wildheartlivie
My apologies for not voting last round. I was taken to the hospital after having a transichemic attack late Tuesday night/early Wednesday morning and those jokers at the hospital wouldn't let me get online. I TOLD them you were waiting for my votes, but no go. Besides, I can predict the winner this round, so I'll vote but not enter.
Sorry to hear about your TIA! I hope you'll change your mind about entering. The more the merrier! |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 04/16/2010 : 11:33:59
Mean Ghouls. |
| Corduroy Pillow |
Posted - 04/16/2010 : 07:49:41
Dig Love. |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 04/16/2010 : 05:46:52
My apologies for not voting last round. I was taken to the hospital after having a transichemic attack late Tuesday night/early Wednesday morning and those jokers at the hospital wouldn't let me get online. I TOLD them you were waiting for my votes, but no go. Besides, I can predict the winner this round, so I'll vote but not enter. |
