| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Corduroy Pillow |
Posted - 03/19/2009 : 03:57:50
The victim of this week's four-word tasteless obituary contest is Cate Blanchett.
 Cilled. |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 03/26/2009 : 11:39:40
Gosh, when you've won so often... it loses its luster.
New one up right now. |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 03/26/2009 : 08:07:29
Oh! So near and yet so far! Bravo MBI! |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 03/26/2009 : 07:06:39
Submitted by email:
Cate-astrophe.
The keymaster has tallied the results and here they are:
13 entries and 12 voters.
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At 3rd place, as voted by you with a total of 11 votes...
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The Surgeon General warned us
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Coffin & Cigarettes. - Ro�k G01f (33311)
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At 2nd best death, as voted by you with 15 votes...
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Not so much pale as
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Charlotte's Grey. - Chocolate Lady (333222)
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The winner with a vote breakdown of 33322111 and a total of 16 votes
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people.
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Here, there, everywhere
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MisterBadIdea with I'm Rot There.
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Congratulations MisterBadIdea for picking up your 11th FWTO win, well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have. |
| Chris C |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 18:50:29
quote:
Originally posted by [matt]
Voted, and annoyingly just thought of another one I like:
Curiosity killed the Cate.
Voted |
| [matt] |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 17:43:03
Voted, and annoyingly just thought of another one I like:
Curiosity killed the Cate.
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| RockGolf |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 14:01:47
Voted. And I preferred Martin Short's Katherine Hepburn alongside Billy Crystal's Muhammed Ali in the early 80's SNL skit "Kate & Ali". |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 12:14:07
quote:
Originally posted by MisterBadIdea
Cate Blanchett was just fine as Katharine Hepburn.
No she was NOT. That accent was light years off - making it second only to Dick Van Dyke's faux-Cockney in Mary Poppins on the horrific scale. And while it wasn't her fault, the script was so untrue to the real person, it wasn't even funny. Hepburn never once "worked a room", and she avoided most Hollywood parties as a rule, plus that snobish attitude was just not her at all. |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 11:43:31
Cate Blanchett was just fine as Katharine Hepburn.
This week's viewing: Bandits
Thoughts: Who let super-bland-man Barry Levinson near a concept as edgy as professional criminals? Also, the man hasn't made a good movie in a decade. Put the man out of his misery. |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 11:41:20
Cate Blanchett was just fine as Katharine Hepburn.
This week's viewing: Bandits
Thoughts: Who let super-bland-man Barry Levinson near a concept as edgy as professional criminals? Also, the man hasn't made a good movie in a decade. Put the man out of his misery. |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 03/25/2009 : 07:19:52
Voted.
(I have to say that my votes were influenced by what I feel is her worst performance, and thankfully someone thought of a Tastless obit for that film!)
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| [matt] |
Posted - 03/24/2009 : 09:28:20
You fellow murderers may be interested in this thread, a list of funny epitaphs me and my friend came up with.
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| Phronetic Man |
Posted - 03/20/2009 : 02:27:37
Curious case of botulism. |
| Chris C |
Posted - 03/19/2009 : 17:21:02
The Decayviator |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 03/19/2009 : 16:23:51
Elizaburied; The Moulding Years. |
| demonic |
Posted - 03/19/2009 : 13:06:40
Dead-i-cate. |
