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Cheese_Ed Posted - 01/22/2009 : 04:37:23
As long as we're having sex with Jean-Claude Van Damme, we might as well bury Steven Seagal. Those two are like peas in a pod to me.

Steven Seagal




Washed-up corpse: Steven, seagulls.
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Chris C Posted - 01/29/2009 : 08:09:52
Thanks everybody. New victim coming soon.
w22dheartlivie Posted - 01/29/2009 : 07:59:52
The keymaster has tallied the results ane here they are:

12 entries and 11 voters.
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At 3rd place, as voted by you with a total of 9 votes...
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Some pasts are better left there
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Has Past: Dead! - Chocolate Lady (32211)
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At 2nd best death, as voted by you with 12 votes...
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Fatal decisions
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Execute-ive Incision. - Larry (33222)
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The winner with a vote breakdown of 333222 and a total of 15 votes
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people.
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With a bad way to leave
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Chris C with Exit, Wounded.
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Congratulations Chris C for picking up your - 8th FWTO win, well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it's NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.

You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.
w22dheartlivie Posted - 01/29/2009 : 05:13:03
Alllllllllrighty then. After being without service for a number of hours due to problems with the phone line in the aftermath of the huge snowstorm that swept through (if you'll recall, I live in Bumfukt, Egypt), we are finally back online, and as soon as I can sort through the myriad of emails and get 'em tallied, I'll have a winner!
thebrasseye Posted - 01/28/2009 : 17:09:44
Voted.
Not a particularly great week this week, as someone said most of the titles are halfway there already and I found doing something extra amusing with any of them pretty hard. Nevermind.
ChocolateLady Posted - 01/28/2009 : 06:44:06
Voted.
MisterBadIdea Posted - 01/27/2009 : 14:28:20
Out for votes.

This week's viewing: Above the Law
Thoughts: Seagal's first; it's like watching God as an infant, taking his first clumsy steps. Not much on his later work, but a must-see for any serious student of Seagalogy.
Corduroy Pillow Posted - 01/24/2009 : 05:33:19
Marred for Death
Chris C Posted - 01/22/2009 : 22:25:24
Exit, Wounded
Sean Posted - 01/22/2009 : 21:43:36
Under Seeds.
Beanmimo Posted - 01/22/2009 : 16:19:31

Under Sheet
thebrasseye Posted - 01/22/2009 : 14:13:20
Heart Attack Force
Larry Posted - 01/22/2009 : 13:47:39

Execute-ive Incision
demonic Posted - 01/22/2009 : 13:00:02
Ticker stops.
ChocolateLady Posted - 01/22/2009 : 07:39:29
Has Past: Dead!

(Not an easy one this - most of his film titles sound like tastless obits already!)
w22dheartlivie Posted - 01/22/2009 : 05:39:58
Voting closes 9 pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.


click this direct link to Wildheartlivie's PM page.

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Steven Seagal deaths so far....

Washed-up corpse: Steven, seagulls. - Cheese Ed
Under Deadly Ground. - MisterBadIdea
Not hard to kill. - rockfsh
Today He Died. - wildheartlivie
Has Past: Dead! - Chocolate Lady
Ticker stops. - dem9nic
Execute-ive Incision. - Larry
Heart Attack Force. - thebrasseye
Under Sheet. - Beanmimo
Under Seeds. - Se�n
Exit, Wounded. - Chris C
Marred for Death. - Corduroy Pillow

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