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Falken Posted - 04/27/2006 : 05:25:24
C'mon, admit it...

We've all thought about it.

Paris Hilton

"That's cold."

Falken
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Sean Posted - 05/04/2006 : 00:44:33
Wicked! It's been a while between successful assassinations! Must be something about Paris that makes me want to put the knife in....

...and almost beaten by our favourite Death Mistress herself!

Back in a few minutes to put out the next contract, I'm just off to make a celebratory espresso...
thefoxboy Posted - 05/03/2006 : 23:19:38
Heir loss.
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3rd place, as voted by you with a total of 14 votes
House of Whacks. - Markandlain
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2nd best death, as voted by you with a 20 votes
Perish Hilton.- Corduroy Pillow
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The winner with a vote breakdown of 3333322111
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people
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Give it up for
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Sean with 1 Knife in Paris.
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Congratulations Sean for picking up your 4th FWTO win, well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it is NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.

You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.
thefoxboy Posted - 05/03/2006 : 23:05:25
Wow, 4 lurker votes this week.
2 still to vote, results will be posted with or without them within the next hour. It's a two horse race with 2 points in it. So you two non voters could change the result.
Cut off time for voting is once I have posted results.
Conan The Westy Posted - 05/03/2006 : 21:44:35
quote:
Originally posted by damalc

i wasn't wearing panties when i voted.
damalc, da lurker.


Too much information.
Voted
Heiress strangled by G-string
TitanPa Posted - 05/03/2006 : 16:50:38
My Simple vote.
damalc Posted - 05/03/2006 : 16:38:48
i wasn't wearing panties when i voted.
damalc, da lurker.
noncentz Posted - 05/03/2006 : 07:29:14
VOTED.

Time for a Ho-down.
Markandlain Posted - 05/03/2006 : 05:29:33
voted. That's Ho!
thefoxboy Posted - 05/02/2006 : 21:33:24
Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.

Send me a PM with your votes
If you want to see where your votes are going, Click Here, it's the one with the cursor on it.
If the zoomable picture won't open, try this one

Before sending votes, please read the rules on voting.



Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

All FWFR members are welcome to submit a FWTO.
If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!




Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

So please don't confuse the Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes.

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!

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Paris Hilton deaths so far.....

"That's cold." - Falken
The Simple Death. - thefoxboy
Airless Heiress. - Puzzgal
1 Knife in Paris. - Se�n
Perish Hilton. - Corduroy Pillow
Checked-OUT! - ChocolateLady
Paris Hit-on. - Conan The Former Geek
Maggot infestation blights Hilton. - bife
Worms'll always have Paris. - benj clews
House of Whacks. - Markandlain
Hadn't tried necrophilia yet. - R o � k G o 1 f
No Fight in Paris. - TitanPa
Rottin' heir. - Cheese_Ed
Is the Horizontal Hilton. - Nate
Paris Is Burning. - StaLean
Hilton open no longer. - Koli
Too tastless for obituary. - Beanmimo
Paris left bank. - noncentz
Ahhhh..... Flayed Paree. - Basselope
Paris Heiress In Seine. - kolo
Basselope Posted - 05/02/2006 : 21:33:02
My votes are hot. You're not.

bife Posted - 05/02/2006 : 17:31:01
voted
Puzzgal Posted - 05/02/2006 : 17:02:46
Like, ohmigod, I totally voted.

Beanmimo Posted - 05/02/2006 : 16:08:40

Voted and then scrubbed myself down twice.
duh Posted - 05/02/2006 : 15:20:45
This was a great week for FWTO! Seems that Paris is the heiress everyone would most enjoy seeing deceased.

Lurker voted.
Cheese_Ed Posted - 05/02/2006 : 14:05:27
Voted with nightvision goggles on.

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