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| Puzzgal |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 02:03:53
We've been killing a lot of men lately, haven't we? Don't you think its time for a girl to die? Equal funerals for women! This is in memory of her recent win at the Oscars. Sorry, Ms. Witherspoon, your number is up.
 Legally Dead
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| SoS |
Posted - 03/16/2006 : 09:23:45
WOW!!! 
That's incredible! Cheers for the votes guys. Didn't mean to do such a clinical job and I thought there were several better than my own.
But enough of the false modesty - I WON SOMETHING!!
I know there are quite a few fwfr veterans out there and I have immense respect for the volume and quality of reviews you guys (and gals) turn out so this really means a lot. You definitely rate as one of the most intelligent, erudite, polite, friendly, welcoming and generally witty online 'communities' I have ever come across.
OK - enough of the arse kissing too.
You need someone else to kill? Right, back to the men and hopefully one rich with possibilities. Lets have:
Dan Aykroyd
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| Sean |
Posted - 03/16/2006 : 08:48:07
Nice work, SoS! One bullet, one kill, that's about as good as it gets. 
Now, time to give us a new victim, the killing must go on!  |
| thefoxboy |
Posted - 03/15/2006 : 22:54:33
Heaven and Elle.
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3rd place, as voted by you with
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Sweet Tomb Alabama. - Nate(vote breakdown of 33222111)
Good going to place with only your second entry.
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2nd best death(well 4 second places), as voted by you with
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Must Like Heaven.- StaLean
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Reese's in pieces.- thefoxboy
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Chalk the Outline.- Falken
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Reese withers.- R o � k G o 1 f
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The winner with a vote breakdown of 33332111
Total of 17 votes
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Make some noise people
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A first time winner in FWTO.
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SoS with Reesently Deceased
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Congratulations SoS for picking up your 1st FWTO win, with your first ever entry, well done. Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next victim. Make sure it is NOT someone that we had laid to rest in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have. |
| thefoxboy |
Posted - 03/15/2006 : 21:45:10
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Originally posted by R o � k G o 1 f
Am I the only one to appreciate the irony of a dead heat in an obituary contest?
Winner will be announced as soon as we have a winner.
Edit: Ok, after the first couple of lurker votes, it just made it worse. 
But got a couple of more lurker votes and we have a winner.
Results soon. |
| RockGolf |
Posted - 03/15/2006 : 14:54:55
Am I the only one to appreciate the irony of a dead heat in an obituary contest? |
| thefoxboy |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 23:48:30
One voter to go, any lurkers would be good as it is a very tight race for top spot.
Edit: All votes are in.
Need lurker votes to break the dead tie.
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| thefoxboy |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 21:16:48
Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR time.
You must vote on FWTO's in this list.
Send me a PM with your votes
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Before sending votes, please read the rules on voting.
Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.
All FWFR members are welcome to submit a FWTO.
If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list
You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!
Voting is as follows:
3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry
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1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry
So please don't confuse the Tally Girls as they will not know if Tom gets 1 vote or Tom is your favourite for 3 votes.
Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non voting penalty will also apply.
Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!
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Reese Witherspoon deaths so far.....
Legally Dead.- Puzzgal
Must Like Heaven.- StaLean
Greased with a spoon.- Sean
Reese's in pieces.- thefoxboy
June Carter cashes chips.- lemmycaution
Sweet Tomb Alabama.- Nate
Chalk the Outline.- Falken
Best Laid Prone.- ChocolateLady
Reese withers.- R o � k G o 1 f
Freeway Roadkill.- TitanPa
Sweet Ho' Embalmed.- Beanmimo
Oscar! Lost 'er.- damalc
Lethally Bombed.- Cheese_Ed
Cruel Interments.- Chris C
Oscar Winner Bites It.- The Impressionist <----Newbie Alert, welcome to FWTO.
June's days are up.- Corduroy Pillow
Unpleasantville.- kolo
Reesently Deceased.- SoS <----Newbie Alert, welcome to FWTO.
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| Chris C |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 19:12:12
Done voting! |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 17:36:23
Voting done! |
| Falken |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 13:54:04
Voted for this "Election"...
 Falken
[Edit: Dammit RockGolf! Beat me by 24 seconds!!!  ] |
| RockGolf |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 13:53:40
This may not be an "Election", but I voted. |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 13:53:37
Fed votes by Witherspoon. |
| Cheese_Ed |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 13:42:32
voted for the Elle of it. |
| damalc |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 07:03:42
seems like someone says this every time -- the steve martin crop was especially strong -- but this is a very good group. hard to narrow to top 3.
votes coming directly.
i voted, you big mouth woman. |
| SoS |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 19:58:44
Reesently Deceased
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