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| Cheese_Ed |
Posted - 12/22/2011 : 12:36:12
It's Christmas week so how about a related theme. Here's to Santa's little helpers or any other variety of elf! |
| 13 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Cheese_Ed |
Posted - 12/29/2011 : 23:14:00
I guess Titan took that last ship. Anybody with a topic feel free to start a new round. |
| Cheese_Ed |
Posted - 12/28/2011 : 23:36:29
Snap, Crackle and Pop ...
This week: 8 entrants and 8 voters.
In third place, with 8 points (2312) ...
BabarBabe? ...
BaftaBabe  !!
In second place, with 10 points (1333) ...
Looks like she had something she wanted to get off of her chest ...
lemmycaution  !!
And in first place, with 12 points (32223) ...
More than my ears are pointing up ...
TitanPa  !!!
You Arwen-ner of this contest, Titan!
How about a new theme before you sail off to the Undying Lands?
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| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 12/28/2011 : 10:41:12
Voted. |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 12/28/2011 : 04:44:31
stopped making toys to vote. |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 12/28/2011 : 01:37:33
Sharpened my ears and voted.
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| MguyX |
Posted - 12/28/2011 : 00:30:02
Santa's elves made 3 votes, which I promptly delivered. |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 12/26/2011 : 14:18:57
Liv Tyler was the hottest looking elf this side of Middle Earth.
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| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 12/24/2011 : 04:35:22
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her �kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter�s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, �ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!" |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 12/23/2011 : 22:41:23
It's a little-known fact that the elfiphants are responsible for transport planning.
Both they and I hope all your winter wishes are granted. 
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| lemmycaution |
Posted - 12/23/2011 : 16:11:01
This goblin or elf is the cause of your nightmares (not to be confused with F. Krueger).
A better view here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:John_Henry_Fuseli_-_The_Nightmare.JPG
Please, no Cleveland Steamer references. |
| Sean |
Posted - 12/23/2011 : 11:32:27
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| MguyX |
Posted - 12/23/2011 : 01:58:21
Phonetically ... nahhhhhhhhh ... |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 12/22/2011 : 13:44:23
According to folklore, a brownie is a type of elf. Here's a chocolate one for you!
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