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Comedy, Short
Jason Antoon
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Joey Slotnick
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Jason Robards III
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Jesus Cooks Me Breakfast

(2007)
40 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Guy rating: 4 / 5)
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Father, Son, holy toast.
Yukon 
  Vote (25)   
Heaven's Plate.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (23)   
Turns water into ... coffee.
Yukon 
  Vote (16)   
Juice. Almighty.
Yukon 
  Vote (15)   
Hash Wednesday.
GHcool 
  Vote (14)   
Our Lord Jesus, Crust.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (13)   
JC serves OJ.
Yukon 
  Vote (12)   
King Of The Juice.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (11)   
Juice For Jesus.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (11)   
Eggs benediction.
Catuli 
  Vote (10)   
OJ. All is forgiven.
randall 
  Vote (10)   
Easter eggs over easy.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
Eggs, sinny side up.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (9)   
Morning glory.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (8)   
INRIched with vitamins, minerals.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (8)   
Gobbling the Holy sausage.
silly 
  Vote (7)   
Jesus breaks eggs, bread.
rockfsh 
  Vote (7)   
God's omelet? No yolk!
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (7)   
Deviled eggs not eaten.
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
Saviour makes savoury breakfast.
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
Citrus rendered unto squeezer.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (6)   
Breakfast with 'Trinity'.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Ham and Jesus Toasty.
Ali 
  Vote (6)   
Breakfast, Lamb of God.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Hell's Kitchen?, no Heaven's.
Catuli 
  Vote (4)   
Good Fry-up day.
Chris C 
  Vote (4)   
Divine pancakes.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
Christ Rispies.
Sludge 
  Vote (3)   
Miracle on eggy fork.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus Christ super cook.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Crucifixing breakfast.
Ken 
  Vote (2)   
Bacon and 'X'?
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Omelet represents divine decision.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Halo side up.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Wafers and wine again?
knockmesilly 
  Vote (1)   
Sunnyside up... on cross.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
'Am en eggs.
boydegg 
  Vote    
Breakfast Epiphanies.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote    
Eggs and Host.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Divine destiny's inside omelette.
calmer 
  Vote    
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